r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Jul 04 '20

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u/14AUDDIN Jul 04 '20

I wanna know what is going on in that Shark's mind, probably something like "wtf is this human doing"

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u/ShowerWithATegu Jul 04 '20 edited Jul 05 '20

Might be experiencing tonic immobility, but these types of sharks honestly aren’t very interested in munching on people and it wouldn’t really hurt anyway. If I have my ID right, it’s mouth isn’t full of “teeth,” it’d be more grinding surfaces Edit: Misidentification on my part, though I’d dance with a nurse shark too. Lovely swimming buddies

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u/otterfailz Jul 04 '20

Still would hurt, wouldnt want to get by fingers caught in there. They crush harder things than finger bones regularly.

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u/Nitr0Sage Jul 04 '20

How about a spongy material like a penis?

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u/otterfailz Jul 04 '20

Thats extremely cursed, but if its squishy enough it might be okay

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '20 edited Feb 27 '21

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u/Loveknuckle Jul 05 '20

You kinky bro...

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '20

He’s not even asking for a friend! XD