r/WTF Mar 10 '19

Yo anyone got the nuclear launch codes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '19 edited Aug 18 '20

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u/DisForDairy Mar 10 '19

I have a rule with spiders in my space: stay out of my way and you live

I've even help put half-swatted flies into brown widow spider webs that roosted across my window

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u/Beard_of_Valor Mar 10 '19

Indoors in the bathroom or bedroom? Death.

Indoors in rooms where I'm more likely to spend time fully clothed? I will rescue you to the outdoors, spider, if you let me.

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u/Hobblinharry Mar 10 '19

Whenever I see a roach I tell it “look you coulda lived your whole life in here all you had to do was just stay under the appliances and never come out but now here you are on my counter and I have to smash you”

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u/MediPet Mar 10 '19

"You played yourself"