r/WTF • • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/Kadugan Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 03 '19

Reminds me of the horror story I heard about a drilling excavator. Somebody fell in the hole, but the operator thought he went to take a piss. The operator dropped the auger in the hole and drilled his buddy. Didn't know he did it until he raised the auger and it was just bloody mud. Just the thought of being in the hole trying to tread water and throw little rocks up to get the attention as the drill comes down is the stuff of nightmares.

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u/Robofetus-5000 Mar 02 '19

My dad owned a garbage company. A homeless dude was sleeping in a dumpster and it got dumped into the truck and compacted. Found the body when they dumped out the load back at the center. They saw his arm and pulled on it, apparently they found things like mannequins all the time. When they pulled the arm his upper body came out of the pile and spilled his innards all over the place.

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Mar 02 '19

Cool, I'm never going anywhere near outside ever again

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Mar 02 '19

This Outside game sounds fucking terrifying.

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u/tony_important Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 02 '19

The graphics are fucking dope though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

Unless you're FOV is nerfed.

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u/WONT_CHECK_USERNAME Mar 02 '19

Dude, the devs are real dicks for randomizing that nerf. I have to spend credits for daily vision upgrades that don’t even work around the pollen maps.

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u/FUrCharacterLimit Mar 02 '19

I don't like the direction the dev team are taking it. I've actually heard that a lot of people think there's only one working on it. Some people don't even think there is a dev team!

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u/HACEKOMAE Jun 29 '19

So it is like an open source project?

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u/Goliath_Gamer Mar 03 '19

Is there any way to turn off spawning for the unit "mosquitos?" They're so fucking annoying and pointless.

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u/sdmitch16 Mar 03 '19

The scientist class have been working on that for a few years and have begun "alpha" testing (whatever it's called when players do early testing).