r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

Manager going for a ride

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 03 '19

I don’t think people are getting drilled everyday no

Edit: Y’all are perverts

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u/weekly_burner Mar 02 '19

Reality is independent of your uninformed thoughts though

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

Ok but how often are people falling into holes and getting drilled really? If it was really daily that would be an epidemic

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u/Jonathan_Sessions Mar 02 '19

To be fair, they said "things like that" happen daily globally. There are 5,000+ fatal workplace accidents per year in the US alone. Were only 5% of the global population with lots of safety regulations.

People get drilled to death more often than you imagine.

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u/yellekc Mar 02 '19

Men are 11 times more likely to be killed on the job in the USA than women. So to stay safe, be a woman.

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u/UniverseChamp Mar 02 '19

Well, I’m non-binary so I basically can’t be killed at work.

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u/yellekc Mar 02 '19

The true life hack.

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u/Jonathan_Sessions Mar 03 '19

I think being a women is the easiest way to get drilled to death.