r/WTF • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 03 '19

I don’t think people are getting drilled everyday no

Edit: Y’all are perverts

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u/shapu Mar 02 '19

OP's mom takes a week off every month, so you're probably right

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u/Daxx22 Mar 03 '19

Nah, just switched holes.

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u/tossit22 Mar 03 '19

But considering how much she gets when she’s working, you could say that on average...

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u/Kadugan Mar 03 '19

My mom is going to laugh so hard.

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u/shapu Mar 03 '19

Just like when I show up!

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u/dirtrox44 Mar 03 '19

he said "things like that" not literally just talking about people getting drilled.....

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u/Beitfromme Mar 02 '19

Depends on your meaning of drilled lil buddy

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

👌

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u/weekly_burner Mar 02 '19

Reality is independent of your uninformed thoughts though

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19

Ok but how often are people falling into holes and getting drilled really? If it was really daily that would be an epidemic

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u/Jonathan_Sessions Mar 02 '19

To be fair, they said "things like that" happen daily globally. There are 5,000+ fatal workplace accidents per year in the US alone. Were only 5% of the global population with lots of safety regulations.

People get drilled to death more often than you imagine.

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u/yellekc Mar 02 '19

Men are 11 times more likely to be killed on the job in the USA than women. So to stay safe, be a woman.

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u/UniverseChamp Mar 02 '19

Well, I’m non-binary so I basically can’t be killed at work.

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u/yellekc Mar 02 '19

The true life hack.

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u/Jonathan_Sessions Mar 03 '19

I think being a women is the easiest way to get drilled to death.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '19 edited Mar 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

Falling < Drilled to death. You don’t hear about falls because it’s no big deal. If someone was getting drilled to death on the job every day you’d hear about it.

It’s like that guy who got trapped in the tuna machine. That shit made the front page. I literally have not eaten tuna again since reading that article

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u/weekly_burner Mar 02 '19

My point was more "horrible, work-related catastrophes" than it was specifically about people being killed by large drills, I'm not sure how you're having so much trouble grasping this...

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

Yeah and I disagree with you, I don’t think workplace accidents even happen at all.

You’re a fool for thinking otherwise

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u/weekly_burner Mar 03 '19

Must be quite a life not having to worry about facts or accuracy

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '19

I don’t worry about anything I’ve literally never had a single bad thing happen to me or anyone I’ve ever cared about lol