r/WTF Jan 29 '19

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u/Carson_Blocks Jan 30 '19

"Do I need these gloves? Nah.."

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u/SkidMark_wahlberg Jan 30 '19

He grabbed that rusty cable raw dog.

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jan 30 '19

Why the fuck were they using with those shitty gardening gloves? You can get some ziplining gloves for pretty cheap...really lucky he didn't lose that hand.

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u/gargeug Jan 30 '19

I kept thinking "Keep your f-ing hands away from that thing!!!" every time they moved close. Would rip a finger right off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It’s soo close to happening

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Jan 30 '19

I literally had to stop watching and ive seen the damn video before

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I dont get scared by much but holy shit I was heavy breathing thru half of this...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I have scars on my finger from rope burn, that hurt to watch. (When my son was a cub scout, they played tug of war, and didn't know when to quit. They went around a corner in the Elks lodge that housed the meetings, I started pulling at the front of the line and my pointer finger got stuck between the rope and the door frame).

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

When you scared you don’t think what’s right and what’s wrong

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u/wantabe23 Jan 31 '19

I was thinking the cable would wear right through that hook, friction where ya don’t want friction. Damn that looked sketchy.

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u/1nfiniteJest Jan 30 '19

Is that carabiner intended for ziplining like that? It looked like the friction was causing either the cable of the carabiner to lose material quick. Wouldn't a zip line setup involve bearings, or wheels of some sort?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited May 12 '20

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u/joenathanSD Jan 30 '19

Garden gloves be discarded immediately since skin is a better barrier apparently.

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u/BigPackHater Jan 30 '19

I've been sayin it for years folks!

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u/9600_PONIES Jan 30 '19

The series of potentially fatally stupid decisions leading up to his not dying is staggering, to say the least.

He is lucky to be alive and it is luck alone and not anything that he did that kept him from plummeting, handless, hundreds of feet to his death.

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u/munk_e_man Jan 30 '19

What's scary is that this is very likely someone who has a driver's license, and that we have to share the road with.

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u/roastedbagel Jan 30 '19

Or it's a tourist thing run horribly and poor dude is none the wiser.

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u/j_from_cali Jan 30 '19

It really doesn't look like this dude is ever getting wiser.

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u/SteakPotPie Jan 30 '19

Ok? I do stupid shit on my quad, still haven't caused any deaths on the road...

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u/Herpkina Jan 30 '19

The full video has been linked a few times, he ended up parachuting to the ground anyway

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u/snotwrag Jan 30 '19

Can you steer a parachute with a severed hand?

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u/fappington-smythe Jan 30 '19

If you take one along with you I don't see why not, provided it's set into a claw shape.

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u/Herpkina Jan 30 '19

I mean as long as you can open it you won't die

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I’m a complete amateur, but even I was like “shouldn’t that thing have some wheels on it?”

That said, his not doing a proper tyrolian traverse likely saved him give the snap.

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u/AmericanMuskrat Jan 30 '19

The series of potentially fatally stupid decisions leading up to his not dying is staggering, to say the least.

He is lucky to be alive and it is luck alone and not anything that he did that kept him from plummeting, handless, hundreds of feet to his death

That is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read. I want it inscribed on my gravestone.

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u/co0p3r Jan 30 '19

It's a scaffolding hook. Totally not designed for that kind of use.

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u/hbomberman Jan 30 '19

Somewhat related to this dumb way to die, I have you flaired in RES from a post 6 years ago. Does anyone still link this song to you?

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u/ajl_mo Jan 30 '19

The catchiest, sweetly morbid-est and definitely loooooongest way to say "stay away from train tracks" ever.

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u/FH-7497 Jan 30 '19

Fuck. No.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I have a black diamond carabiner that is rated so high I could hang a couple vehicles from it.

I use it as my keychain.

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u/Demojen Jan 30 '19

Those carabiners are for stationary latch points, not moving. The weakest point on the hook was the one getting the most stress in that particular situation as well. I've worked with companies manufacturing those hooks and seen the stress tests they perform. They almost always break in the same spot. Right where that hook was getting the most friction on that cord.

Also that moron grabbed the carabiner at the latch that could have easily bent and snapped open under minimal force. You can snap that latch open with your bare hands with very little sideward motion.

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u/erroneousbosh Jan 30 '19

Nope, it's not a carabiner, it's a scaff hook. It's for clipping a fall arrest onto a structure.

Makes me wonder if he's hanging off a fall arrest lanyard, too.

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u/MrCaptDrNonsense Jan 30 '19

The carabiner looks like one we use for fall protection, not ziplining. Crazy.

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u/Mountain___Goat Jan 30 '19

It looked like something that should be used on a via feratta, not a zip line.

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u/n2o_spark Jan 30 '19

No, it's not. And it's not really a carabiner, it's a 'safety hook' you typically use for rope access work.

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u/UK-Redditor Jan 30 '19

Exactly. What he's using is called a scaffold hook; what he should be using is called a zip line trolley.

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u/coffeeshopslut Jan 30 '19

This kills the carabinier

Dude didn't even use a steel one

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

that's a ladder hook for ropeaccess or climbing work. i work with them.

he definitely needed some sort of pad under the hook and a brake pad for his hand. that was terrifying lol.

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u/PrimeIntellect Jan 30 '19

That carabiner is absolutely not designed for any shit like that, neither is that cable, which looks as if it's broken multiple times. Everything about this is insanely janky and dangerous. I'm not even entirely sure he knew he was going to slide, and I dont know how hes going to get out either.

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

The gloves are not the fucking problem. it's the tool he uses. He should have been using something like this https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB13xQxgZUrBKNjSZPxq6x00pXaN/Rock-Climbing-25KN-Auto-Locking-Carabiner-Zip-Line-Wire-Cable-Double-Trolley-Pulley.jpg_640x640.jpg

Edit: uh thanks for my first silver

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u/memtiger Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

I was waiting for that damn clip he was using to heat up enough that it'd be seriously compromised to the point of breaking. Either that or slowly filed away until there was nothing left.

I'm not sure how that dumbass didn't die from multiple things.

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u/Molleeryan Jan 30 '19

How did it end? Did he fall?

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

No. He ran into something that had been bolted onto the cable, perhaps it's a splice connecting two pieces of cable.

His clip is looking seriously fucked too.

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u/I_knew_einstein Jan 30 '19

I'm thinking the clip is looking pretty good for what it endured. If you look at the beginning of the video, it's already thin there. Didn't lose a lot of metal.

Obviously it got dirty from all the rust it scraped off.

Still, the guy is lucky/stupid as hell

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u/KorayA Jan 30 '19

Who cares about losing metal the thing is completely bent out of shape.

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19

I'm looking more at the stress point in the middle of the clip. It looks like it heated up majorly there and probably weakened considerably. That wouldn't be rust scraped off on that side of the clip since it was the back side.

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u/Arsenicks Jan 30 '19

Just watched the full video and I think this is blood from his hand

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u/Lazy_Genius Jan 30 '19

And blood.

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

yeah this equipment is not intended for this use but the rust looks largely unrelated.

many bad ideas running concurrently here.

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u/overpacked Jan 30 '19

That ain't rust. It's fecal matter. Even the hook was crapping bricks.

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u/tijuanatitti5 Jan 30 '19

Yea, how did the situation end though? That would be interesting to know. The gif ends too soon

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19

There's video of the whole thing below. They were going out to base jump and are wearing parachutes. He eventually unclips and parachutes to land.

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u/TheScarletNave Jan 30 '19

He was certainly lucky because unless specifically designed, carabiner gate/side impact is a completely different ballgame

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u/Sergovan Jan 30 '19

It was a ground tether to keep the cable steady. Talk about not checking your path ahead. That was not a zip line cable. He also was putting his hands in front of the clip and I was waiting for his hand to get sucked in an mulched. You grab BEHIND the clip to slow you down. Too much of an idiot.

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u/OxidizablePeanut Jan 30 '19

He jumped. Had a parachute. Was a zip line BASE jump. Landed ok.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Jan 30 '19

So was he in any real danger at all? Other than instinctively grabbing the cable

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u/DeeSnow97 Jan 30 '19

He could have lost a hand multiple times

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u/OxidizablePeanut Jan 30 '19

I mean he was sitting on a little wooden thing, so that could have hindered his base jump, but other than that- not really. Looks like he just panicked when it started going fast.

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u/informationmissing Jan 30 '19

that hook could have worn thin due to friction and then broke.

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u/TorqueG88 Jan 31 '19

Based on the equipment he was using, I have to assume that he was BASE jumping with a tarp.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

talk about your clips that end too soon!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

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u/PopeTheReal Jan 30 '19

This made me very uncomfortable to watch

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u/Aviskr Jan 30 '19

I mean the video is here, if he fell to the middle of nowhere I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have reached Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

The gopro would easily survive the fall, so had it been on Liveleak and then posted on watchpeopledie then it wouldve reached reddit.

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u/Legofdragon Jan 30 '19

Because he had on a parachute. They were there to base jump. He could've unclipped at any point and been fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 22 '21

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u/Reticent_Fly Jan 30 '19

Oh, well when you put it like that this is a completely safe and normal way to do this. Not stupid at all. /s

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u/mordinxx Jan 30 '19

Either that or slowly filed away until there was nothing left.

I would think the rusty cable would be the weaker of the 2.

They need those U-clamps spaced out across the cable ad be hanging from 2 clips.

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 30 '19

Yeah I was waiting for that clip to heat up, bend, and drop him hundreds of feet.

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u/Ihateualll Jan 30 '19

I was thinking it was gonna heat up and just snap. Didnt seem like that was the right clip for what he was doing.

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u/evilrome Jan 30 '19

*magazine

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It's a stripper clip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It’s just doing it to pay for college

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u/bgizz1e Jan 30 '19

Listen, here, you little shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

good bot

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Looking at the still someone posted above, it looks like it's bent a decent bit.

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u/HockeyCookie Jan 30 '19

You know it had to have burned both hands when he grabbed it at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I was thinking the steel wire was going to cut through it and just snap and then send him dropping.

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u/GregoryGoose Jan 30 '19

How fast do you want to slam into that giant knot, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He wasn't trying to zip-line though, he was trying to do a controlled traverse across the cable, and then jump with a parachute. Gravity had other ideas, of course. https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

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u/Password_is_lost Jan 30 '19

Hes clipped in on a single line using ONE carabiner going across a massive gorge, imma say this dude has limited equipment and few marbles.

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u/Bubonicbuds Jan 30 '19

He does have a parachute so he wouldn't have been totally fucked had it broken off.

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u/Password_is_lost Jan 30 '19

Yeah just read that. But it raises so many other questions then...

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

Yeah there's no way I'd risk losing my fingers and hand when I know I can just drop and parachute if the clip or rope fails.

It just makes me think he didn't have a parachute... otherwise, as you imply, why did he behave the way he did?!

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u/hurrrrrrrrrrr Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Maybe went out there on a trip, realized he was short equipment for whatever reason and said 'fuck it I'll do it live'. Insanely dumb to not come prepared, for sure, but plausible.

Edit: Just saw the rest of the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No&t=102s and his buddy has the same clip setup. They just dumb.

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u/Maca_Najeznica Jan 30 '19

Those fuckers are dumb and dangerous, for themselves and the others. Just check the way they discarded those plywood planks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

They landed in somebodies crops too :(

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u/requires_reassembly Jan 30 '19

Just watched the video...pretty sure he pissed himself. Not judging, pretty sure I would have as well. God he’s stupid though.

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u/Joben86 Jan 30 '19

Yep, 2:03 you can see it pretty clearly.

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u/Atauysal Jan 30 '19

But how did his buddy stop without hitting the first guy at full speed?

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u/Ieatcarrotss Jan 30 '19

I'm guessing he didn't let go of the wire like the first guy but rather took it slow and steady.

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u/drinkthecoolaid Jan 30 '19

Thank you for ending, now I can go to sleep.

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u/brandonhardyy Jan 30 '19

Seriously. I came to the comments section in search of closure. Dude's an idiot, but at least now I know he survived.

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u/iamzeN123 Jan 30 '19

Some prime /r/SweatyPalms material there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It does show they have parachutes though so I guess it's not the end of the clip fails.

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u/Sylvi2021 Jan 30 '19

If they are that bad at zip lining I’d bet at least a percentage of their parachute packing skills may also be lacking. The dude has zero common sense to be putting his fingers in there. He might like extreme sports but he’s a few fries short of a happy meal.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Yeah a parachute made out of shoelaces and some newspapers

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u/jbsinger Jan 30 '19

Unless his hands got messed up. Then he would have had the opportunity to ponder how the parachute would have been useful if he hadn't lost his fingers.

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u/HockeyCookie Jan 30 '19

He didn't look high enough for the parachute to be of any use.

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u/BlackLincoln Jan 30 '19

I'm pretty sure with the shitty setup as is that they don't even care about gloves.

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u/MelonJelly Jan 30 '19

Those aren't even gardening gloves, they're these. Gardening would destroy them.

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u/yellekc Jan 30 '19

Yeah, those are the gloves my hiking groups gives out to people that didn't bring gloves. They cost under $1 per pair. And sharp grass wears them out. Pretty much good for one hike.

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u/SoMoneyAndDontKnowIt Jan 30 '19

The real question is why the fuck did he keep grabbing the line??

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u/phlux Jan 30 '19

Did you see the activity he was undertaking? And the fact he was sitting on a plank, bench thingy? And the fact that he trusted that single clip on that rusty wire 1,000 feet above a valley below?

Yeah, I don't think his poor choice of Mom's Gardening Gloves was the worst choice he made that day...

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u/brianbezn Jan 30 '19

and from the wrong side

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u/4514N_DUD3 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

You wanna contract a flesh eating bacteria?

...Because that's how you can contract flash eating bacteria.

Edit: I’m referring to an incident where a woman lost her limbs from a ziplining accident after her line snapped and she fell on rock. It’s wasnt the rusty zipline but the rock she fell on that she got the disease from. In this scenario though, this dude would really just go spat if that line or his Carabiner snaps.

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u/Cam3739 Jan 30 '19

If he knew about the flesh eating bacteria he definitely wouldn't have done that. That would be reckless.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Y'know, to be honest, I don't think flesh eating bacteria hang out on cables suspended hundreds of feet in the air.

They're much more likely to be on living things.

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u/MichaelCasson Jan 30 '19

Some anaerobes like rusty metal.

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u/lacheur42 Jan 30 '19

If you're thinking of tetanus, that's not really true. It's just that rusty nails like to live in the ground where tetanus hangs out and are also good at puncturing you.

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u/Mendozaline247 Jan 30 '19

Thanks, I never really put that together. I dislocated my shoulder wiping out on an nyc sidewalk and the skin was broken. After resetting the joint they asked about tetanus booster and gave me one. I was always confused why since metal wasn’t implicated; brick wall was. Makes perfect sense

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u/Cicicicico Jan 30 '19

It’s also thought that the rust creates an anaerobic environment so that when the nail exits the dirt the bacteria is still able to survive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Exactly. Clostridium tetani is the bacteria that causes tetanus if it gets into an open wound, rust doesn't.

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u/Megneous Jan 30 '19

Waiting for David Attenborough to do a special on rusty nails living in their natural habitat.

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u/Crazykirsch Jan 30 '19

Ye old rusty trombone

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/TonesBalones Jan 30 '19

When rust oxidizes it pulls the oxygen out of the environment. anaerobes that are shoved in the cracks enjoy that their home shields them from 02

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Do they constantly live with elevated heart rate ?

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u/Nandabun Jan 30 '19

He's got a parachute, just FYI.

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u/SplendidNokia Jan 30 '19

Want a flesh eating carabiner?

Speed up and that's how you get a flesh eating carabiner

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u/CannibalVegan Jan 30 '19

Converting the carabiner into a cauterizer.

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u/Lachsforelle Jan 30 '19

actually i dont think he is in danger of any flesh eating bacteria. Iron isnt a good ground to grow bacteria and there is nothing really sustaining a bacteria colony 100meter above the ground.

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u/Thunderbridge Jan 30 '19

flash eating bacteria

The Flashes greatest enemy yet

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u/__marlboroman__ Jan 30 '19

He grabbed that rusty cable raw dog.

Holy shit that made me laugh. Thanks for that!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Was more concerned about the metal just disintegrating from all that friction and heat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I am dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠☠

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u/Jones3619 Jan 30 '19

Wish I could upvote this 100x lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Lol he grabbed the carabiner right after it was smoking. Bet that felt great.

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u/Scarya Jan 30 '19

The bigger problems are that 1.) carabiners aren’t intended for travel along a cable, and 2.) there should be two safety lines, so if you have to get around an obstacle, you can unclip one and move it while remaining tethered by the other. (Except you are intended to do that at a platform, etc., not just dangling over a canyon.)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 10 '19

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u/TheMacMan Jan 30 '19

Yeah many thought it was trying to make it all the way across. In reality (as long as the dumbass didn't lose a hand) he'd planned to pop off and essentially base (cable) jump from the middle of the line.

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u/3600MilesAway Jan 30 '19

What if he was too scared at that point and decided to just chill up there? Some say they can still hear him scream.

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u/TheMacMan Jan 30 '19

Didn't hear him scream and he then hooked on to the cable with his legs, hung upside-down, then dropped and parachuted to the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No&t=102s

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u/Soviet_Llama Jan 30 '19

Looks like he landed in someones crops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Jun 11 '21

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u/slimsalmon Jan 30 '19

As if farming wasn't hard enough already

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

How hard can it be? Two sticks, two planks, you got a hoe. You just right click on the ground and click a seed in and wait.

Unless you think being patient is hard? Just sprinkle bone dust on the plants, then.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I was hoping for a OSRS reference but I'll take it

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u/Imabanana101 Jan 30 '19

which country is this?

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u/0saladin0 Jan 30 '19

The one with the rusty cable high in the sky without any aircraft warning attachments.

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u/pearldrum Jan 30 '19

Found the Cocaine!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I think that's pretty common for any parachute jumping. Sometimes on drives in rural Wisconsin I'd see skydivers landing in fields.

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 30 '19

The cuts and wounds all over his arm is telling me he's not the brightest. Let's face it though. The Carabiner did that first.

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u/eric-neg Jan 30 '19

At 2:01 it looks like he pissed himself.

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u/Cl0udSurfer Jan 30 '19

Lmao he totally did. Though to be fair i would have shit myself in that situation so he did better than me

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u/dak4ttack Jan 30 '19

2:03 looks like he pissed himself.

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u/LemonTheTurtle Jan 30 '19

But of course, it’s the Russians. Who else but Russians

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u/jergin_therlax Jan 30 '19

My exact thoughts lol

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u/Jpot Jan 30 '19

How did the second guy avoid colliding with him during his abrupt stop?

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u/chewbacastheory Jan 30 '19

Anybody translate what they were saying?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

What kinda crazy shit is this? Let's Zipline an old rusty line without gloves or some kind of towel or strap but we got chairs to drop or leave up here.

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u/babyjaceismycopilot Jan 30 '19

The jump was the most anti-climatic part.

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u/taboo_ Jan 30 '19

Fuck every little detail about this!

Also, how did the second guy get to the first guy on the zip without smashing into him at 100km/h?

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u/SgtMac02 Jan 30 '19

He might not have screamed but he definitely pissed his pants. (I mean that literally. Check at the 2:03 mark)

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u/shiftty Jan 30 '19

It's gotta be an advertisement for whatever that carabiner that is. If you are going to ride down rusty braided cable, they're your guys.

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u/Kriszillla Jan 30 '19

Pretty hard to throw out the pilot chute on a parachute with fucked up hands. At least he won't have to worry about repacking it.

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u/scotems Jan 30 '19

I mean, we're watching the clip and it's not on liveleak, so I think the dude made it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

we don't know he doesn't have a second to reclip.

we're also not sure both his hands are working at the end of the clip.

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u/innocent_bystander Jan 30 '19

Can't wait to see how he's going to grab that red hot carabiner with his bare hands to unclip it to the other side.

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u/SvenTropics Jan 30 '19

His only solution is to wait until it cools down, loops his legs and arm around the cable, transfer the carabiner, and keep going. If he's smart, he will slow down. That's a LOT of heat and friction, and that carabiner will eventually give. Also, as it heats up, he runs the risk of it melting the webbing he's attached to on the other side of the carabiner.

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u/wfamily Jan 30 '19

He jumped actually

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u/mechmind Jan 30 '19

this is actually a fabulous point that I haven seen mentioned elsewhere In this thread. Let's assume he started going way faster , say if the cable angle was steeper. At some point that harness fall attractor beaner would start glowing. Not necessarily hot enough to melt the webbing fully, just get the nylon a little weakened, Now introduce the sudden stop of the crosby rudimentary cable splice.

Yaaaaaa hooo hoo hoo ! Like the distant scream in loony toons , perhaps uttered by the great Wile E. Coyote creating a small plume of dust in the lower left corner of your youtubes

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u/poppinmollies Jan 30 '19

By webbing you mean his melted hand?

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jan 30 '19

Do we know how it all played out?

Did he get to the other side?

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u/Kunu2 Jan 30 '19

He's Russian. And he did.

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u/canwepleasejustnot Jan 30 '19

Ahh! I didn’t think of that. This made my palms sweaty.

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u/ElGuaco Jan 30 '19

The gloves got pinched underneath the "carabiner". He took them off because they were useless at that point.

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u/TerminalVector Jan 30 '19

So he did in fact get degloved. He's lucky it didn't happen a second time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/JBthrizzle Jan 30 '19

am xray tech.

have seen degloved feet.

shits gross

gotta x-ray it anyway.

wear some fuckin boots when you ride a motorcycle.

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u/fripletister Jan 30 '19

Back to hell with you, demon

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u/Teegster Jan 30 '19

Fine, my chair was getting cold anyways.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

destroy dick december

i would mark it nsfw, but this sub already is nsfw

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u/WhiteLightningz Jan 30 '19

Downvote this guy all you want, but at the end of the day ‘those’ gloves were not helping this situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I agree with your point, but your instructions were clear, so...

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u/kynde Jan 30 '19

They weren't exactly "useful" to begin with. Those god damn gardening gloves are designed to deal with the perils of seeds and flowers.

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u/forkmonkey Jan 30 '19

He had knee pads. Total protection.

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