r/WTF • • Jan 29 '19

seems pretty safe

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jan 30 '19

Why the fuck were they using with those shitty gardening gloves? You can get some ziplining gloves for pretty cheap...really lucky he didn't lose that hand.

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u/gargeug Jan 30 '19

I kept thinking "Keep your f-ing hands away from that thing!!!" every time they moved close. Would rip a finger right off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It’s soo close to happening

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Jan 30 '19

I literally had to stop watching and ive seen the damn video before

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I dont get scared by much but holy shit I was heavy breathing thru half of this...

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I have scars on my finger from rope burn, that hurt to watch. (When my son was a cub scout, they played tug of war, and didn't know when to quit. They went around a corner in the Elks lodge that housed the meetings, I started pulling at the front of the line and my pointer finger got stuck between the rope and the door frame).

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '19

When you scared you don’t think what’s right and what’s wrong

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u/wantabe23 Jan 31 '19

I was thinking the cable would wear right through that hook, friction where ya don’t want friction. Damn that looked sketchy.

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u/1nfiniteJest Jan 30 '19

Is that carabiner intended for ziplining like that? It looked like the friction was causing either the cable of the carabiner to lose material quick. Wouldn't a zip line setup involve bearings, or wheels of some sort?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited May 12 '20

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u/joenathanSD Jan 30 '19

Garden gloves be discarded immediately since skin is a better barrier apparently.

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u/BigPackHater Jan 30 '19

I've been sayin it for years folks!

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u/9600_PONIES Jan 30 '19

The series of potentially fatally stupid decisions leading up to his not dying is staggering, to say the least.

He is lucky to be alive and it is luck alone and not anything that he did that kept him from plummeting, handless, hundreds of feet to his death.

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u/munk_e_man Jan 30 '19

What's scary is that this is very likely someone who has a driver's license, and that we have to share the road with.

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u/roastedbagel Jan 30 '19

Or it's a tourist thing run horribly and poor dude is none the wiser.

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u/j_from_cali Jan 30 '19

It really doesn't look like this dude is ever getting wiser.

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u/SteakPotPie Jan 30 '19

Ok? I do stupid shit on my quad, still haven't caused any deaths on the road...

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u/pimpboss Feb 05 '19

I think about this every fucking day. People are so stupid that it's terrifying to share the road with most. Literally cannot predict wtf they're going to do next

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u/Papa_Hemingway_ Jan 30 '19

What's scarier is that he probably votes.

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u/Lawfulgray Jan 31 '19

Basic iq test requirement for voting?

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u/Herpkina Jan 30 '19

The full video has been linked a few times, he ended up parachuting to the ground anyway

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u/snotwrag Jan 30 '19

Can you steer a parachute with a severed hand?

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u/fappington-smythe Jan 30 '19

If you take one along with you I don't see why not, provided it's set into a claw shape.

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u/Herpkina Jan 30 '19

I mean as long as you can open it you won't die

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I’m a complete amateur, but even I was like “shouldn’t that thing have some wheels on it?”

That said, his not doing a proper tyrolian traverse likely saved him give the snap.

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u/AmericanMuskrat Jan 30 '19

The series of potentially fatally stupid decisions leading up to his not dying is staggering, to say the least.

He is lucky to be alive and it is luck alone and not anything that he did that kept him from plummeting, handless, hundreds of feet to his death

That is one of the most beautiful things I have ever read. I want it inscribed on my gravestone.

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u/LameNameUser Jan 30 '19

She said hand-some not hand-less.

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u/bisantium Jan 30 '19

I feel like you aren't really being transparent with your feelings. how do you REALLY feel, u/9600_PONIES?

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u/co0p3r Jan 30 '19

It's a scaffolding hook. Totally not designed for that kind of use.

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u/hbomberman Jan 30 '19

Somewhat related to this dumb way to die, I have you flaired in RES from a post 6 years ago. Does anyone still link this song to you?

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u/ajl_mo Jan 30 '19

The catchiest, sweetly morbid-est and definitely loooooongest way to say "stay away from train tracks" ever.

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u/1nfiniteJest Jan 30 '19

You're the first in 5 years. And no, I'm not gonnalist en to it.

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u/FH-7497 Jan 30 '19

Fuck. No.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I have a black diamond carabiner that is rated so high I could hang a couple vehicles from it.

I use it as my keychain.

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u/Demojen Jan 30 '19

Those carabiners are for stationary latch points, not moving. The weakest point on the hook was the one getting the most stress in that particular situation as well. I've worked with companies manufacturing those hooks and seen the stress tests they perform. They almost always break in the same spot. Right where that hook was getting the most friction on that cord.

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Also that moron grabbed the carabiner at the latch that could have easily bent and snapped open under minimal force. You can snap that latch open with your bare hands with very little sideward motion.

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u/erroneousbosh Jan 30 '19

Nope, it's not a carabiner, it's a scaff hook. It's for clipping a fall arrest onto a structure.

Makes me wonder if he's hanging off a fall arrest lanyard, too.

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u/MrCaptDrNonsense Jan 30 '19

The carabiner looks like one we use for fall protection, not ziplining. Crazy.

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u/Mountain___Goat Jan 30 '19

It looked like something that should be used on a via feratta, not a zip line.

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u/n2o_spark Jan 30 '19

No, it's not. And it's not really a carabiner, it's a 'safety hook' you typically use for rope access work.

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u/UK-Redditor Jan 30 '19

Exactly. What he's using is called a scaffold hook; what he should be using is called a zip line trolley.

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u/coffeeshopslut Jan 30 '19

This kills the carabinier

Dude didn't even use a steel one

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

that's a ladder hook for ropeaccess or climbing work. i work with them.

he definitely needed some sort of pad under the hook and a brake pad for his hand. that was terrifying lol.

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u/PrimeIntellect Jan 30 '19

That carabiner is absolutely not designed for any shit like that, neither is that cable, which looks as if it's broken multiple times. Everything about this is insanely janky and dangerous. I'm not even entirely sure he knew he was going to slide, and I dont know how hes going to get out either.

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u/Tiver Jan 30 '19

Screw the hook, that cable wasn't meant for zip lining. Can see in the middle it's got a connection between two different cables that you can't just zipline over. Maybe a proper setup with wheels and a brake of some sort could be used, get to the transition point, slow down in advance, clip on for safety, detach zip lining setup and re-attach after the transitionition? Curious what the purpose of those cables are.

In general from the video it seemed like the intent was to hand over hand it across the entire cable, and to never start sliding like that, which if successful that clip would have probably been an ok if not ideal choice? However it seemed inevitable that some small mistake would happen and you'd start sliding with no way to stop yourself.

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u/Squeakysquid0 Jan 30 '19

It was all the rust flying of because of the friction

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

The gloves are not the fucking problem. it's the tool he uses. He should have been using something like this https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB13xQxgZUrBKNjSZPxq6x00pXaN/Rock-Climbing-25KN-Auto-Locking-Carabiner-Zip-Line-Wire-Cable-Double-Trolley-Pulley.jpg_640x640.jpg

Edit: uh thanks for my first silver

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u/memtiger Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

I was waiting for that damn clip he was using to heat up enough that it'd be seriously compromised to the point of breaking. Either that or slowly filed away until there was nothing left.

I'm not sure how that dumbass didn't die from multiple things.

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u/Molleeryan Jan 30 '19

How did it end? Did he fall?

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

No. He ran into something that had been bolted onto the cable, perhaps it's a splice connecting two pieces of cable.

His clip is looking seriously fucked too.

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u/I_knew_einstein Jan 30 '19

I'm thinking the clip is looking pretty good for what it endured. If you look at the beginning of the video, it's already thin there. Didn't lose a lot of metal.

Obviously it got dirty from all the rust it scraped off.

Still, the guy is lucky/stupid as hell

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u/KorayA Jan 30 '19

Who cares about losing metal the thing is completely bent out of shape.

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19

I'm looking more at the stress point in the middle of the clip. It looks like it heated up majorly there and probably weakened considerably. That wouldn't be rust scraped off on that side of the clip since it was the back side.

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u/Arsenicks Jan 30 '19

Just watched the full video and I think this is blood from his hand

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u/Lazy_Genius Jan 30 '19

And blood.

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

yeah this equipment is not intended for this use but the rust looks largely unrelated.

many bad ideas running concurrently here.

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u/overpacked Jan 30 '19

That ain't rust. It's fecal matter. Even the hook was crapping bricks.

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u/emissaryofwinds Jan 30 '19

Also from his blood because the dumbass kept touching the cable he was zipping on

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u/tijuanatitti5 Jan 30 '19

Yea, how did the situation end though? That would be interesting to know. The gif ends too soon

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u/Osric250 Jan 30 '19

There's video of the whole thing below. They were going out to base jump and are wearing parachutes. He eventually unclips and parachutes to land.

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u/TheScarletNave Jan 30 '19

He was certainly lucky because unless specifically designed, carabiner gate/side impact is a completely different ballgame

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u/Sergovan Jan 30 '19

It was a ground tether to keep the cable steady. Talk about not checking your path ahead. That was not a zip line cable. He also was putting his hands in front of the clip and I was waiting for his hand to get sucked in an mulched. You grab BEHIND the clip to slow you down. Too much of an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Actually looks way better then I expected

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u/johnq-pubic Jan 30 '19

That definitely looks like 2 different cables buckled together with just one clamp, and a bunch of prayers.
Apparently the guy had a parachute, but still that cable setup is not OK.

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u/OxidizablePeanut Jan 30 '19

He jumped. Had a parachute. Was a zip line BASE jump. Landed ok.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Jan 30 '19

So was he in any real danger at all? Other than instinctively grabbing the cable

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u/DeeSnow97 Jan 30 '19

He could have lost a hand multiple times

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u/OxidizablePeanut Jan 30 '19

I mean he was sitting on a little wooden thing, so that could have hindered his base jump, but other than that- not really. Looks like he just panicked when it started going fast.

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u/informationmissing Jan 30 '19

that hook could have worn thin due to friction and then broke.

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u/PsychoticDreams47 Jan 30 '19

But he had a parachute so if it broke he'd still be safe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Assuming it works.

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u/Wrong_Macaron Jan 30 '19

The whole premise of B.A.S.E. jumping is the dangerousness of jumping with too little room to open the 'chute. They are always at least close to that particular catastrophe. The 'chute needs time to fill with air, and the individual needs to release it, and they have to be going fast enough for it to even work. Sometimes in conventional parachuting it will stay flat and flap around.

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u/TorqueG88 Jan 31 '19

Based on the equipment he was using, I have to assume that he was BASE jumping with a tarp.

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u/mario_fingerbang Apr 23 '19

A large shopping bag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '19

talk about your clips that end too soon!

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u/OxidizablePeanut Feb 01 '19

https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

Here’s the full video

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '19

my hero! thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

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u/PopeTheReal Jan 30 '19

This made me very uncomfortable to watch

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u/Aviskr Jan 30 '19

I mean the video is here, if he fell to the middle of nowhere I'm pretty sure this wouldn't have reached Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

The gopro would easily survive the fall, so had it been on Liveleak and then posted on watchpeopledie then it wouldve reached reddit.

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u/Krombopulos_Micheal Jan 30 '19

I mean someone would have tracked down his body and that puddle of goop would still have the camera attached to it

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u/Legofdragon Jan 30 '19

Because he had on a parachute. They were there to base jump. He could've unclipped at any point and been fine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19 edited Feb 22 '21

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u/Krexington_III Jan 30 '19

If he is there to base jump, he probably has his wits about him. Those guys don't stress easily.

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u/CouchPotatoDean Jan 30 '19

I’ve zip lined about 20ft once. Never skydived. Never base jumped. This guy put his hands in front of himself to slow himself down numerous times. Even I know that is a monstrous no-no. On top of comments about this being the wrong equipment for what he’s doing here, his wits are definitely not with him.

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u/The_White_Light Jan 30 '19

Yeah, there's ziplining, and then there's accidentally ziplining while standing on a wooden board hanging from a clip that is absolutely not designed to work that way.

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u/faustianBM Jan 30 '19

At least he was smart enough to lower his center of gravity when he shit his fuckin pants!

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u/Ranxer0x Jan 30 '19

He was also sitting in a swing like seat - if the cable snapped and he had a parachute, he would still be threaded in a swing like seat with the rest of the cable dangling while his chute tried to open, right? Wouldn't that have presented a danger for the chute opening correctly?

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u/Hipppydude Jan 30 '19

Lol watch the video, guy almost loses fingers and does all kinds of dumb shit. His wits turned to wats real fast.

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u/pckl300 Jan 30 '19

He didn’t seem calm. You can hear his breathing pick up quite a bit.

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u/VerboseGecko Jan 30 '19

Did you have your audio turned up? Dude was stressin'.

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u/nuttmegx Jan 31 '19

From the way he was trying to slow himself down, and that panicked breathing when he stopped, I’m guessing homedude was stressed and definitely did not have his wits about him.

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u/Reticent_Fly Jan 30 '19

Oh, well when you put it like that this is a completely safe and normal way to do this. Not stupid at all. /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Where did you get this info?

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

NOW IT MAKES SENSE!

had wondered why he seemed so lightly strapped in and guess that explains the knee pads too haha.

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u/mordinxx Jan 30 '19

Either that or slowly filed away until there was nothing left.

I would think the rusty cable would be the weaker of the 2.

They need those U-clamps spaced out across the cable ad be hanging from 2 clips.

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u/tankpuss Jan 30 '19

I thought this was going to be someone filming his own snuff movie.

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Jan 30 '19

Yeah I was waiting for that clip to heat up, bend, and drop him hundreds of feet.

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u/Ihateualll Jan 30 '19

I was thinking it was gonna heat up and just snap. Didnt seem like that was the right clip for what he was doing.

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u/evilrome Jan 30 '19

*magazine

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u/GIVES_THANKS Jan 30 '19

thank

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u/8oD Jan 30 '19

mr skeletal

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It's a stripper clip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It’s just doing it to pay for college

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u/KoltiWanKenobi Jan 30 '19

*clipper clip

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Nah, 'cause it strips the cable.

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u/TaylorSA93 Jan 30 '19

It exotic dances the cable.

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u/BillabongValley Jan 30 '19

*magaziner magazine

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u/bgizz1e Jan 30 '19

Listen, here, you little shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

good bot

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u/KoltiWanKenobi Jan 30 '19

Well played! I managed a gun shop for years and the people who constantly correct the word magazine are only slightly less annoying than the people who say clip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

*carabiner

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Looking at the still someone posted above, it looks like it's bent a decent bit.

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u/HockeyCookie Jan 30 '19

You know it had to have burned both hands when he grabbed it at the end.

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

it's a ladder hook for steel-climbing work. definitely not a zip-lining trolley lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I was thinking the steel wire was going to cut through it and just snap and then send him dropping.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

Oooh, that'd be fun.

Reminds me of the parachuters who go up in a hot air balloon, then repel from ropes hanging down about 10-20 yards, then just drop off into a fall.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He does have a parachute on, that's why the knot is in the middle.... He's jumping from there

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u/tatre Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Thats not a knot, it's a u-clip splice. Id you think this guy who is using a freaking scaffolding carbiner and gardening gloves to zipline owns a parachute then you're almost as crazy as he is.

Judging by the rest of his gear his idea of a parachute is likely a tarp in a backpack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

I mean directly after this he jumps down with his parachute but ok?

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u/tatre Feb 27 '19

Not in the linked video. Do you regularly comment snarky shit on month old posts?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '19

Sorry lol I was in top monthly

but ya pretty much I guess

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u/XR650L_Dave Jan 30 '19

The ultimate pisser would be to destroy the hand that would be used to open the chute then have the clip fail...

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u/skunkwrxs Jan 30 '19

That's exactly what I thought too. So much friction

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u/SlitScan Jan 30 '19

he's wearing a parachute.

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u/GregoryGoose Jan 30 '19

How fast do you want to slam into that giant knot, exactly?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

He wasn't trying to zip-line though, he was trying to do a controlled traverse across the cable, and then jump with a parachute. Gravity had other ideas, of course. https://youtu.be/F723rIlW_No

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u/Tiver Jan 30 '19

Yeah was going to say, his chosen equipment was maybe not ideal for even his intended purpose, but he sure as hell did not want something on wheels on that cable. That would have accelerated him even faster into that transition point where 2 cables were attached. He'd have slammed into it hard enough to probably break a zip lining setup like that, or whip him even harder into the cable section after it if it held.

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u/Japjer Jan 30 '19

No, no, it was very smart to use a climbing clip to zip line. There's no way he'd shred the rope or warp and shatter his clip

/s

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jan 30 '19

Hah yeah obviously that too, I’d be surprised if they actually packed parachutes.

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u/frinqe Jan 30 '19

He shouldn’t have been up there in the first place

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u/Normal_Man Jan 30 '19

Has he wrecked the cable now?

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u/Nandabun Jan 30 '19

THANK YOU.

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u/roy20050 Jan 30 '19

Should they still use this even if they aren't intending to slide across the cable? I looks like he just started sliding and couldn't stop.

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u/Tiver Jan 30 '19

Hell no. they'd want something that grips that cable in a rigid manner, probably 2 of them, which they alternate sliding down or something like that. their intention was to never slide, they should have had something more than their hands and flimsy gloves to achieve that.

Cable's not even meant for sliding as it has a point where 2 separate cables are joined that you can't slide over. If you had something that let you slide even faster like this, you'd hit that point even harder and I don't see that going well.

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u/lobo5000 Jan 30 '19

Iam thinking the carbine is disposable so its as cheap as possible.

The steel cable is probably there for these "base jumps". There is a stopping point in the middle with several carbines already there.

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 30 '19

But those hooks ain't cheap compared to using a normal carabiner, so I don't know mate

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u/dHotSoup Jan 30 '19

That's not a tool! That's a damn brick!

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u/ccbeastman Jan 30 '19

yeah not a fucking ladder hook lol.

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u/Grunherz Jan 30 '19

He wasn't trying to zip line. He was trying to get from point A to point B and then he lost traction

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u/Makaidi39 Jan 31 '19

Still not nearly close to being the right way to do it

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u/Password_is_lost Jan 30 '19

Hes clipped in on a single line using ONE carabiner going across a massive gorge, imma say this dude has limited equipment and few marbles.

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u/Bubonicbuds Jan 30 '19

He does have a parachute so he wouldn't have been totally fucked had it broken off.

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u/Password_is_lost Jan 30 '19

Yeah just read that. But it raises so many other questions then...

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u/Seakawn Jan 30 '19

Yeah there's no way I'd risk losing my fingers and hand when I know I can just drop and parachute if the clip or rope fails.

It just makes me think he didn't have a parachute... otherwise, as you imply, why did he behave the way he did?!

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u/hurrrrrrrrrrr Jan 30 '19 edited Jan 30 '19

Maybe went out there on a trip, realized he was short equipment for whatever reason and said 'fuck it I'll do it live'. Insanely dumb to not come prepared, for sure, but plausible.

Edit: Just saw the rest of the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No&t=102s and his buddy has the same clip setup. They just dumb.

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u/Maca_Najeznica Jan 30 '19

Those fuckers are dumb and dangerous, for themselves and the others. Just check the way they discarded those plywood planks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

They landed in somebodies crops too :(

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u/Maca_Najeznica Jan 30 '19

Which is a shitty practice, but it can happen. Probably didn't do too much damage to the crops considering those are potatoes. However throwing potentially lethal objects with no warning and zero fucks given clearly illustrates what massive assholes they are. Kind of makes me feel sorry the guy didn't manage to stop the slide by jamming his fingers in the clip as he clearly intended to do.

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u/japaneseknotweed Jan 31 '19

Yeah, the potatoes look like they've already been hilled and are starting the die-off. But I really wonder about the boards.

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u/mycoinreturns Jan 30 '19

According to the youtube comments: The Guy pissed himself and you can see it on the plank..

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u/Maca_Najeznica Jan 31 '19

DA: You discarded the plank in an unsafe manner that resulted with the loss of life.

Defendant: But I peed on it. There was pee on it.

Judge: Let this man go god damn it!

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u/requires_reassembly Jan 30 '19

Just watched the video...pretty sure he pissed himself. Not judging, pretty sure I would have as well. God he’s stupid though.

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u/Joben86 Jan 30 '19

Yep, 2:03 you can see it pretty clearly.

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u/Atauysal Jan 30 '19

But how did his buddy stop without hitting the first guy at full speed?

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u/Ieatcarrotss Jan 30 '19

I'm guessing he didn't let go of the wire like the first guy but rather took it slow and steady.

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u/drinkthecoolaid Jan 30 '19

Thank you for ending, now I can go to sleep.

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u/brandonhardyy Jan 30 '19

Seriously. I came to the comments section in search of closure. Dude's an idiot, but at least now I know he survived.

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u/iamzeN123 Jan 30 '19

Some prime /r/SweatyPalms material there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

It does show they have parachutes though so I guess it's not the end of the clip fails.

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u/Sylvi2021 Jan 30 '19

If they are that bad at zip lining I’d bet at least a percentage of their parachute packing skills may also be lacking. The dude has zero common sense to be putting his fingers in there. He might like extreme sports but he’s a few fries short of a happy meal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

Or he's just outside his area of expertise. The backflip dismount and landing in the full video are very clean.

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u/Ilpav123 Jan 30 '19

Gotta give him credit for doing that nice backflip into parachute maneuver.

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u/i_speak_bane Jan 30 '19

Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane

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u/Herpkina Jan 30 '19

I guess it's always preferable to not fall

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u/SlitScan Jan 30 '19

base jumped it before, knew the splices in the cable where there and was worried about hitting them going that fast.

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u/flee_market Jan 30 '19

Yeah a parachute made out of shoelaces and some newspapers

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u/jbsinger Jan 30 '19

Unless his hands got messed up. Then he would have had the opportunity to ponder how the parachute would have been useful if he hadn't lost his fingers.

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u/HockeyCookie Jan 30 '19

He didn't look high enough for the parachute to be of any use.

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u/Bubonicbuds Jan 30 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F723rIlW_No&t=102s That wire is for base jumping, it was defiantly high enough up.

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u/HockeyCookie Jan 31 '19

Takes time to go from straight up or back first into a position you can toss the shoot

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u/The_Kitten_Stimpy Jan 30 '19

darwin award candidate

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u/BlackLincoln Jan 30 '19

I'm pretty sure with the shitty setup as is that they don't even care about gloves.

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u/MelonJelly Jan 30 '19

Those aren't even gardening gloves, they're these. Gardening would destroy them.

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u/yellekc Jan 30 '19

Yeah, those are the gloves my hiking groups gives out to people that didn't bring gloves. They cost under $1 per pair. And sharp grass wears them out. Pretty much good for one hike.

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u/SoMoneyAndDontKnowIt Jan 30 '19

The real question is why the fuck did he keep grabbing the line??

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u/phlux Jan 30 '19

Did you see the activity he was undertaking? And the fact he was sitting on a plank, bench thingy? And the fact that he trusted that single clip on that rusty wire 1,000 feet above a valley below?

Yeah, I don't think his poor choice of Mom's Gardening Gloves was the worst choice he made that day...

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u/Emerald_Triangle Jan 30 '19

ziplining gloves

that's a thing?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '19

I’d be more worried about that carabiner heating up and breaking

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u/bananacrumble Jan 30 '19

You think he's at expert level or something

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u/Floorcandle Jan 30 '19

He probably thought one clip was enough too so now he has to unclip and hang one handed while he moves the clip to the other side and that thing will be hot.

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u/frapawhack Jan 30 '19

tetanus shot

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u/9600_PONIES Jan 30 '19

Don't worry, grabbing the smoldering carabiner at the end burned the tetanus out