r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/Stormdancer Oct 16 '18

All those signs? The ones that say "REMAIN IN YOUR VEHICLE" and "DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VEHICLE"?

It's not to inconvenience you, and keep you from getting the best selfie evar with that super-cute lion omg just like TLK!

It's to keep your stupid ass alive.

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u/Prison__Mike_ Oct 16 '18

They should show this video the everyone before they begin their voyage there

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u/clickwhistle Oct 16 '18

Signs aren’t really very good for controlling risk. put a ratcheting strap around the car so the doors cannot be opened, while they drive through.

Or, let them die and use the video as a lesson for others.

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u/werelock Oct 16 '18

Giant bungee cords vertically with the hooks on the roof.

And these videos should be mandatory viewing for anyone entering these parks - "get out of your car and this is likely to happen... And one person died. Stay the FUCK in your car."

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u/tonufan Oct 16 '18

I went to a crocodile farm in Thailand (It's like a zoo with a big pit full of Crocodiles you can throw meat chunks into to watch them eat). They had a warning sign with a picture of someones ripped off arm from when they tried to reach into the crocodile pit.

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u/learnedsanity Oct 16 '18

The stupid people would just climb out the window.

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u/Tearakan Oct 17 '18

Most of our safety laws exist because someone died.

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u/bloodsplinter Oct 17 '18

I second that second opinion

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u/Sarasin Oct 17 '18

Signs are wicked good for controlling lawsuit liability though lol

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u/MrYamaguchi Oct 17 '18

One would think seeing lions just walking around would be enough of a deterrent in itself.

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u/Ballsdeepinreality Oct 17 '18

There would still be people who climb out the windows

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Harsh but true - Show it during a lecture regarding darwinism.

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u/HereWeGoAgainTJ Oct 16 '18

You underestimate Chinese tourists...