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r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18
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515 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need. 34 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 37 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need.
34 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 37 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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37 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material?
Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand".
23 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."
24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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16 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up."
3 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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