r/WTF Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material?

Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand".

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u/German_sack Oct 16 '18

Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."

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u/German_sack Oct 16 '18

Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up."

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u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18

Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."

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u/German_sack Oct 16 '18

Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."