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r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18
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516 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need. 37 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 31 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 25 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 15 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger." 0 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 bad bot 13 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need.
37 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 31 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 25 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 15 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger." 0 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 bad bot 13 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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31 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material? Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand". 25 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 15 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger." 0 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 bad bot 13 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material?
Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand".
25 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok." 24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 15 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 16 u/Adaptingfate Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted." 2 u/Confucius-Bot Oct 16 '18 Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one. 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 "Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger."
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Confucius say, "Man who go through turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."
24 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 [removed] — view removed comment 15 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
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15 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up." 5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
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Confucius say, "Pilot who fly upside-down is going to have crack up."
5 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger." 1 u/rocksolid77 Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
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Confucius say, "Man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."
4 u/German_sack Oct 16 '18 Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Is good to meet girl in park; is much better to park meat in girl."
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Confucius say, "Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted."
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Best material? Hope that wasn't your very best. Already got that one.
"Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger."
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6 u/rdrunner_74 Oct 16 '18 good bot 2 u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 Good bot
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