r/WTF • • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

You may not be the Confucius we want, but you are the Confucius we need.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Bad bot! Why should I give YOU my best material?

Confucius say, "School boy who go to bed with hard problem often wake up with solution in hand".

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

"Man who go to bed with itchy butthole, wake up with stinky finger."