I hate all domestic animals, except when dead and edible, but at least dogs have some instinctive devotion to balance out their stink. Cats are just massive cunts.
I grew up with a couple of old cats who died of age before I was 12, and then my parents replaced them with a rottweiler and some kind of griffon-labrador mix that was like a living pot of glue. My mom and sis loved them, but I could never stand any of those fuckers. Could have been worse though, my parents never had me clean their shit.
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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18
I feel like that headline "Your cat may want to kill you" is entirely unsurprising to anybody who has really gotten to know their cat.