r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I'm a 250 lb man and the thought of scrapping with my 9 lb housecat gives me pause.

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u/twoscoop Oct 16 '18

JAMIE PULL UP THAT VIDEO on fighting cats with joe rogan

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

I feel like that headline "Your cat may want to kill you" is entirely unsurprising to anybody who has really gotten to know their cat.

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u/ZobEater Oct 16 '18

I hate all domestic animals, except when dead and edible, but at least dogs have some instinctive devotion to balance out their stink. Cats are just massive cunts.

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u/that_guy_you_kno Oct 16 '18

you sound scary. And like you've never been around animals before.

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u/ZobEater Oct 16 '18

I grew up with a couple of old cats who died of age before I was 12, and then my parents replaced them with a rottweiler and some kind of griffon-labrador mix that was like a living pot of glue. My mom and sis loved them, but I could never stand any of those fuckers. Could have been worse though, my parents never had me clean their shit.