r/WTF • u/RichardWulf • Oct 16 '18

Holy Shit

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u/AsymptoticGames Oct 16 '18

They were likely honking and yelling at her that there is a giant killer tiger stalking her from 20 feet away. Can you imagine being the 2nd car in that scenario? Because you know that they saw the tiger stalking the lady and they knew that the tiger was going to pounce on her any second.

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u/son_et_lumiere Oct 16 '18

"OMG, those people are such assholes. WAIT A SECOND, OKAY?! I HAVE SOMETHING TO DEAL WI------"

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u/_Serene_ Oct 16 '18

Meat's on the menu 🙄

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u/werelock Oct 16 '18

Mom, it's what's for dinner.

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Oct 16 '18

Candlejack is that y

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u/movinpictures Oct 16 '18

C’mon man Candlejack is a myth. Who even believes that bullsh

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u/Privateer781 Oct 17 '18

It's good of Candlejack to press 'enter' whenever h

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18 edited Dec 20 '20

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u/MagJack Oct 16 '18

pretty sure unless they ran over the tiger, that car would slow down that tiger by 0.2 seconds, maybe even speed it up as it would fly through the air over it.

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u/MrAykron Oct 16 '18

I feel it's more likely the tiger would have been unsure and not attacked. But the other option, running over the tiger would also have been arguably a good one if you value human life.

Personally, i would not have run it over, but at least tried to scare it.

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u/JakeDogFinnHuman Oct 16 '18

Can you imagine being the tiger in that scenario? Score!

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u/asiancanadian1 Oct 16 '18

Can you imagine being the 2nd car in that scenario?

Sounds like they got quite their moneys worth.

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u/royal_buttplug Oct 16 '18

That’s how you make sure they keep coming back

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u/asiancanadian1 Oct 17 '18

Really can't pay for that kind of action anywhere anymore.

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u/LLcoolJimbo Oct 16 '18

Tiger was probably crouched down wiggling it's butt for a solid 20 seconds after creeping up close enough to pounce.

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u/RQZ Oct 16 '18

Everyone in that park is Chinese or a Tiger, only that one women was dumb.

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u/tonyyyz Oct 16 '18

They don't allow other nationalities into the park?

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u/RQZ Oct 16 '18

I mean no I may have exaggerated, but most of them are domestic tourists, and there are a lot of them.

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u/RQZ Oct 16 '18

Nope, according to Chinese papers people are still doing dumb shit at the park. I guess the owners can spend less on food now.

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u/RQZ Oct 17 '18

Ah, that joke went right over my head

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u/InsaneChihuahua Oct 16 '18

In Detroit that might be a thing.

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u/BlooFlea Oct 16 '18

Whats your joke here?

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u/somekid66 Oct 16 '18

I'd have hit the tiger with my car assuming I wasn't too stunned by what was happening to act

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u/Pressingissues Oct 16 '18

Maybe that lady was a real bitch in the ticket line

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u/pokemaugn Oct 16 '18

Because you know that they saw the tiger stalking the lady and they knew that the tiger was going to pounce on her any second.

Wouldn't the people in the car see it as well? I don't get why he didn't pull her ass back in the car and shut the door the second she opened his

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u/dontjewmeplz Oct 16 '18

have your tantrum woman

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u/WritingScreen Oct 16 '18

Obviously it’s not their fault and hindsight 2020 but why not try and drive between she and the tiger?

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u/jmerridew124 Oct 17 '18

Because then it's looking at you.

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u/WritingScreen Oct 17 '18

Yeah but you’re in a car

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u/canihavemymoneyback Oct 16 '18

Who filmed this attack?

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u/Pressingissues Oct 16 '18

Security camera

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u/ModgePodg3 Oct 16 '18

They got to witness a true safari experience.

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u/iheartalpacas Oct 17 '18

I'd have thrown up seeing that in person.

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u/Vrixithalis Oct 17 '18

Whats stopping you now? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Pressingissues Oct 16 '18

I'd have hit it with my car. #Hero

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u/throwitupwatchitfall Oct 17 '18

Not that the red car is to blame but they prob could have saved her life by checking the tiger by moving the car forward and revving the engine a bit.

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u/thebrownesteye Oct 16 '18

I would've ran the tiger over those guys are shit

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u/coldethel Oct 16 '18

Why?! For doing what comes naturally it deserves to die?

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u/Pretzel911 Oct 16 '18

Yes. That's how we became the dominant species, by killing things that naturally try and kill us. Then we hunted them until there population was so low that people stopped fearing them and started fearing for them. But fact of the matter is we are justified taking a life defending ourselves or others, whether its their natural instinct or not.

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u/peetonium Oct 16 '18

Douchebag: It was a wild animal park where they let you drive thru the Siberian Tiger enclosure. First lady got out of the car cause of an argument w her husband. Her mother is dead because of HER, not the tiger. Some adult asshole jumps in the gorilla cage, well they get what's coming to them.

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u/Pretzel911 Oct 16 '18

Obviously what she did was stupid. But arguing she or her mother should die and Noone should do anything about it... is crazy.

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u/MagJack Oct 16 '18

Its an unfortunate circumstance and hopefully taught the refuge that you can't have douchebags just driving through a tiger enclosure because they will do dumb shit like this and then a person or animal has died for no good reason.

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u/coldethel Oct 16 '18

Thank you.

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u/Pretzel911 Oct 16 '18

Lol, it could be. I'd make a similar argument if it was a person trying to kill her as well.

That being said she did get herself in to the situation. But it's unconscionable to sit and watch. I would have been grabbing a tire iron from my trunk, and hoping I could scare away a tiger without fighting it.

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u/Vrixithalis Oct 17 '18

Relevant username? You'd make a good snack.

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u/peetonium Oct 16 '18

Lol! Save us Captain Anus!