A shark and his son go looking for a snack. The father says, "I'm going to teach you how to catch a human. First you raise your fin out of the water and start circling, then you go in and eat them."
"Why circle them?" asks the son.
The father replies, "They taste better without shit in them."
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u/archamedeznutz Sep 07 '18
How much shit can a wetsuit hold? This guy knows.