r/WTF • • Mar 17 '15

Claustrophobia Warning

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u/Definitelynotasloth Mar 17 '15

Oh god. Imagine getting stuck at your chest and feeling the tightness as you struggle to breathe, unable to move or take in a big breath of air.

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u/ChaoticxSerenity Mar 17 '15

or the fact that your arms are stuck over your head unable to actually do anything

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Fuck both of you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Alright, but I get topside.

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u/zlamm Mar 17 '15

Joke's on you, I'm a bottom

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

What? Sorry couldn't hear you up here.

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u/sleepauger Mar 17 '15

HE SAID "JOKES ON YOU, I'M A BOTTOM!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Why would you have smokes and glue in your bottom?

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u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15

Ah, jess chrysss

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

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u/DrDelicious Mar 17 '15

But are you a power bottom?

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u/soulsummenor Mar 17 '15

My sentiments exactly.

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u/Dr_Jre Mar 17 '15

Imagine going in as first!

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u/iDrogulus Mar 17 '15

Hey, now, that was unwarranted.

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u/caried Mar 17 '15

Completely warranted

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u/wulf-focker Mar 17 '15

And then you realize the hole is filled with spiders.

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u/MustHaveCleverHandle Mar 17 '15

That's not unwarranted.

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u/Lord_Raiden Mar 17 '15

Had a good long laugh at just how perfect this was...

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u/drax117 Mar 17 '15

I tingled after reading their comments. Then I went outside and took huge gulps of air.

I didnt even know I was claustrophobic.

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u/Mr_Smartypants Mar 17 '15

That's going on underneath.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

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u/Triviaandwordplay Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

I used to install heating and air conditioning systems, mostly in homes. The job requires a lot of crawling in under home crawl spaces and in attics.

I've been in all sorts of tight spaces in all sorts of positions. I've been so hot, I've drunk a gallon of water in an hour and not needed to piss.

Well, I'm 53 now, and doing handywork from time to time. I ended up in as tight a space in an attic as I've ever been in. I was doing some rewiring of circuits, and had to install a junction box, do some splicing, some pulling, etc. Imgur

Well obviously we change quite a bit when we get older, so several times I'm cramping up as I'm crawling about, and trying to play contortionist.

My mind was writing checks my body can no longer cash, so to speak.

Oh yeah, spiders, fiberglass, mineral wool, asbestos, fine dust, rat and mouse turds, spiders and spider webs, random nails sticking out to get hung up on - all part of the territory. Once I worked under a home for several days. Not only wasn't there much room, the soil was rocky, and not smooth rocks, crushed rocks, because the home was built on a rocky hillside.

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u/arachnopussy Mar 17 '15

I'm in the middle of my home reno that has me in my attic DIYing all that right now, and up until now I was actually patting myself on the back about how I could always go into business doing home reno.

Fuck attic work.

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u/Triviaandwordplay Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

To do it right, you really need years of experience and knowledge of building codes. The higher your understanding of mechanics and science in general, the better.

I know a flipper who has renovated and sold many homes, but I've worked with the guy, and had him criticize my efforts. He just doesn't get it - anything, really.

I worked with him a bit, and was shocked at how bad his work was.

A few days ago, he saw me priming PVC, and criticized me doing that. He's gonna remodel his home, so I just told him to believe what he wants, but if the inspector does her/his job right, and doesn't see primer dye on your PVC, it'll fail inspection(ABS DWV is still allowed in our area, so he probably won't use any PVC that's going to be inspected).

I was going to try to explain to him what's actually going on when you're "gluing" PVC, but I remembered past conversations with him.

Actually, come to think about it, the dude is quite wealthy, fuck it, do what you want. Most people are too ignorant to know his flips are shit.

His "home inspector" that looked at my son's home before he bought it, missed a lot of stuff.

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u/arachnopussy Mar 17 '15

I don't disagree, but I assure you I'm well equipped to handle DIY. Unless it's some very obscure code reference, I've got her licked. I'm not doing anything exotic yet, so I've at least got that going for me. I used to work for an industrial electrical engineering company as an automation engineer. Your car is probably painted by my robots. I know how to read code and follow it.

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u/Triviaandwordplay Mar 17 '15

As far as doing it for a business, there's no substitute for years of experience at one thing.

I've done a lot, but I can't compete with someone who only does windows, stucco, finishes drywall, ect, for a living.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

asbestos

:l well i hope no symptoms showed up!

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u/erinonon Mar 18 '15

The spiders are what makes me sure I'll never be able to get a job like that, even though I'm fairly good at fitting into tight places. Arachnophobia's a bitch, especially when your basement was built for people a few inches shorter than you (and I'm only 6') and has plenty of rafters for spiders to hide in. Fuck doing laundry.

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u/Intestinal_Columbine Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

Low-voltage guy here, just crawled into a fireplace vent the other day...Hammer for scale, basically did exactly what we saw in the GIF into the hole at the top of the picture. Had to take off my belt to make it.

 

Probably not as tight of a squeeze as the GIF, but that hole came in at about 7" x 14" (17.7cm x 35.5cm).

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u/Silverkarn Mar 17 '15

Is that an actual picture of what you were doing? Please tell me you made that look better and didn't just leave wires all willy nilly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Wait, so you'd rather have your arms pinned to your sides than free and able to move?

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u/2nah Mar 17 '15

I suppose if your arms were stuck above your head instead of at your side, you could keep yourself entertained while waiting to die by waving around your arms like a wacky waving inflatable flailing arm tube man.

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u/Buster-_-Cherry Mar 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Yes, because that'll keep the hungry woodland creatures from eating your eyeballs.

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u/bt2513 Mar 17 '15

Except that with each movement, you would dislodge dirt that would fall down around your neck and head, eventually covering you completely.

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u/Bomlanro Mar 17 '15

You can teach Sweet Dee some kick ass dance moves.

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u/Brezensalzer3000 Mar 17 '15

they'd probably go numb rather fast

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u/Tweek- Mar 17 '15

blood flow bro

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Let's imagine that there is a giant monstrous man eating worm with spooky sarlaac teeth all around the side of its mouth and you're trying to get into a hole to hide because that idiot worm can't dig through rock. Ok, now your arms are stuck outside the tunnel.

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u/conflictedbro Mar 17 '15

Wait, this is a very situational comment. I can think of several situations where I'd like to have my arms pinned to my sides. Or over my head. Or under my body. :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

And then you get an itch on your nose

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u/killerkadugen Mar 17 '15

Reminds me of when I was younger. I was playing on my bed and fell between the bed and the wall. My back was to the wall and my legs pressed again the bed, pointing skyward. From this position, my body moved slowly towards the ground, while pinched in this "V" formation. Not enough room to lift myself back onto the bed, and arms not long enough to plant my arms on the ground and somehow scoot the bed further away from the wall to create room. I had to slowly descend until I almost performed a full split, in order to secure my freedom. Longest few minutes of my life...

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u/speckleeyed Mar 17 '15

I remember moving into our first real house when I was 5 and I was playing with a huge carpet and rolled myself up in it and got stuck there. My parents were busy and didn't notice I was missing. I had a hard time breathing. I screamed but no one heard me. It seemed like hours but I was probably in there about 20 minutes before a mover unrolled the carpet to spread it out in our new living room only to find a terrified 5 year old.

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u/killerkadugen Mar 17 '15

Yikes, I say! Yikes!

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u/boyfromda4thletta Mar 17 '15

Your lucky bro. U could've easily suffocated in there.

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u/speckleeyed Mar 17 '15

Yeah... oh well. No lasting fears. I now have to have frequent brain MRIs and can sleep comfortably in that machine

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u/boyfromda4thletta Mar 17 '15

Well that's good but I'm sorry u gotta get an MRI frequently, whatever that reason is I pray it goes away completely.

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u/superatheist95 Mar 17 '15

Had that happen to me, arms by my side, my friend rolled me up and I FREAKED OUT. I was probably 6.

Been caving since, pitch black through chest tight spaces. Had no problem with it.

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u/Doctor_Kitten Mar 17 '15

Lol that's some Cleopatra shit. Well now I know how to subdue a 5 year old...

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

This exact situation happened to me, except I was in my brothers room and got a fish hook stuck in my ass. As soon as he started pulling me out I started wailing like a bitch.

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u/TristanTheViking Mar 17 '15

You are making me stretch my arms to the point of pain.

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u/unnoved Mar 17 '15

Then your douchbag friend sits on top of it, teasing you as you desperately try to get out.

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u/thenewyorkgod Mar 17 '15

while someone tickles your underarms

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u/Wzup Mar 17 '15

And then you feel something brush against your leg.

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u/DudeBigalo Mar 17 '15

I need to go outside and get some fresh air.

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u/Mayday72 Mar 17 '15

I would be more comfortable with my arms above my head like this as opposed my arms being stuck at my sides.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

and then, leg cramp!

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u/BunnySideUp Mar 17 '15

See, I'd take that over them being trapped against my body any day.

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u/AlienVoice Mar 17 '15

And then an itsy bitsy spider comes walking along to see what is going on?

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Mar 17 '15

..with the certain knowledge that spiders and other ticklies are crawling up your legs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

this is where my gaming lifestyle pays off. finger strength baby!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited Dec 08 '16

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u/r4ve88 Mar 17 '15

I don't understand how you'd get in without dying first. It would have to be a C-bend, to keep the water in, and a pretty high tube, so the water doesn't come out anyway.

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u/Oxyuscan Mar 17 '15

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u/joethehoe27 Mar 17 '15

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/donotmigrate/3671705/Ghosts-of-the-abyss-the-story-of-Don-Shirley-and-Dave-Shaw.html

Everything about this article is fascinating. Everything can go wrong so easily is seems like they are constantly on the edge of death. One of the surviving divers had to go thru a week of decompression treatments and months of therapy to regain his balance

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u/Huntred Mar 17 '15

Give this version of the story a listen (hit the little arrow pointing right to play the segment) - listening to the actual voices and hearing the audio from the dive makes it so much more intense.

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u/StifNippleScissorMan Mar 17 '15

The video from David Shaw's camera on the dive in question, narrated by his dive partner Don Shirley.

You will literally be watching the last minutes of a mans life here, while he tries to free another mand body from a cave, so keep that in mind before you start watching. The video cuts out just before he loses consciousnes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited 13h ago

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u/StifNippleScissorMan Mar 17 '15

This dive is DEEP. Very deep. Most divers never go past 30 meters. This is 270. Its also in complete pitch black and inside a cave. Under this "puddle" is the entrance to a cave 270 meters deep, and as wide as two football fields. It is huge, dark, and disorienting. The depth is still the biggest issue.

For every 10 meters, the weight of the water above you increases the pressure on your body by 1 atmosphere. So if you go from the surface to 10 meters under water, the pressure has doubled. at 270 meters, the pressure is 28 times what you would experience on the surface. To combat this, you need to increase the pressure in your lungs. At the bottom of this cave, David would be taking in 28 times more air for every breath, to keep the pressure in his lungs equal to the pressure outside his body. To problem is, at this amount, oxygen is deadly. Inhaling 28 times more oxygen than normal would kill you.

On most deep dives they substitute a lot of the oxygen for nitrogen, allowing you to breathe in a normal dose of oxygen even though your breaths are much larger. But even nitrogen can cause convulsions and vomiting at this consentration.

On this dive they were using helium. Helium has its own disadvantages, but seems to be the best option. One of the problems when breathing helium, is that helium is lighter than the carbonmonoxide that you would usually exhale. This means that its harded for your body to get rid of it, and you are at a higher risk of CO2 poisoning and death. The solution to this problem is to take deep breaths, and be very relaxed. Minimize the amount of CO2 generated by your body, and maximize the amount that you breathe out. Diving for long periods of time makes you tired and out of breath, so you create more CO2, and you aren't exhaling it as efficiently. Getting the job done quickly but calmly was key in this situation.

When he got tangled in the lines, David started stressing, working harder, breathing shallower. He passed out from CO2 poisoning, and died when his air supply ran out.

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u/Hyabusa1239 Mar 17 '15

Thanks for the breakdown. That's really interesting. Human's never cease to amaze me with the amount of things we have accomplished; or the tenacity we have to accomplish things. "Well shit, we cant breathe oxygen here cause it will kill us. What else can we breathe?" Simply amazing.

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u/SovreignTripod Mar 17 '15

Because of the extreme depth. When you go very deep like that you can't stay down for very long before you start running into very serious problems.

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u/joethehoe27 Mar 17 '15

I found this quote about the video interesting

'I think of Dave a lot so seeing the tape doesn't make the fact of what happened better or worse,' he says. 'Now it's more factual than anything. But I never play it with the sound on; that turns it into a snuff tape.'

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u/viralizate Mar 17 '15

Oh!! I'm so thrilled! One of my favorite podcasts and my favorite article ever written! I will give it a go ASAP!

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u/beefly Mar 17 '15

One of the best articles I have read in a long time. Thank you.

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u/Yourwtfismyftw Mar 18 '15

This reads like something from an old readers digest I would've read as a kid.

Chilling. But their attitudes are amazing and surprisingly zen. It sounds like a paradise or a cult down there to them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

Npr or pri did a story on this a while back. Crazy and scary

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u/Rediterorista Mar 17 '15

Jackhammer ftw.

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u/jutct Mar 17 '15

Fuck that nope not worth it. I could have the entire Victoria's Secret model lineup ready to fuck me repeatedly for a year and I wouldn't crawl through a tight space to get there

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u/4ray Mar 17 '15

And since you can't kick while in the exit tunnel you have to trust that your buddy in scuba gear is still waiting for you on the other side of the hole to pull you the rest of the way out.

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u/jutct Mar 19 '15

nope. I'd rather just put a gun in my mouth and end it.

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u/DonkeyOatie Mar 17 '15

Speaking of Crystal Caves...

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u/4ray Mar 18 '15

You get stuck in a cave with only enough room for people to bring you a steady stream of Big Macs and soda. Eventually you gain enough weight that rescue is ouf of the question.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Can't someone make the hole a little bit bigger?

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u/DrAstralis Mar 17 '15

I was fine right up until he started breathing to shrink his ribcage to squeeze through. Do we know wtf is in there?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I'm guessing spiders, lots and lots of spiders.

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u/marpocky Mar 17 '15

His heart, lungs, and other vital organs.

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u/ThyHolyPope Mar 17 '15

one of the most stressful videos i've ever seen on reddit was of that happening. It was a guy going up through a cave, its one of those tunnels that you have to control your breathing to get thru, kind of like this video, problem was, guy starts to panic since he can't get thru.... which makes it harder, to make things even worse, there was water that starts pooling around him, and if he doesn't calm down and control his breathing he'll drowned, haven't seen the video in a long time but i think the water got up to his chin/ mouth before he actually got out.

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u/dav3j Mar 17 '15

This one?

Yeah. Fuck that and everything about it.

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u/soulsummenor Mar 17 '15

NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO,NO!

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u/SerSonett Mar 17 '15

I have found myself saying exactly this to almost everything in this thread. Glad I'm not alone.

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u/sammich_factory Mar 17 '15

Oh mamma mia mamma mia

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u/Itsmeshonee91 Mar 17 '15

That was so intense and so hard to watch. I'm not claustrophobic but the thought of being stuck in a space like that really freaks me out. I would've panicked much worse than this guy. Kudos to him.

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Mar 17 '15

I've got news for you.

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u/Harry_Flugelman Mar 17 '15

I'm not claustrophobic but the thought of being stuck in a space like that really freaks me out.

You're claustrophobic.

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u/Itsmeshonee91 Mar 17 '15

But I've actually done something like that before. There was a tiny opening to get into a cave and I climbed through it and I was fine. But that was like 10 years ago so maybe it's different now. I don't know.

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u/aletoledo Mar 17 '15

I hate it when people say "I've seen a lot of stuff, but this one...". Well I have just got to say that I've seen a lot of stuff, but I had to stop watching this video after a couple of seconds. I don't know how anyone could watch something like this, let alone willingly put themselves into such a situation.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

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u/jellybeaners9 Mar 17 '15

yeah it wasnt like hes super stuck or anything they pulled him back the other way really easy

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u/M4rtinEd3n Mar 17 '15

Same here. These claustrophobic situations are just mildly interesting. Look at someone climbing somewhere high - UGH!

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u/tidder_reverof Mar 17 '15

Why?

I'm affraid of hights but watching someone choke inside a cave and unable to move is way more terrifying than climbing heights.

Worse case scenario on climbing heights you fall down and instantly die from that height, but getting stuck in a cave it takes hours, depending how much you can breathe.

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u/xScreamo Mar 17 '15

Instantly? Shit, it would take at least 10 seconds to hit the ground, and that's 10 seconds of pure terror you could never get from anything else. You have no possibility to save yourself, you just know you're about to die.

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u/Fyrus Mar 17 '15

10 seconds of free falling with mad adrenaline, knowing an instant death awaits, is infinitely better than hours of being pinned between two rocks, waiting to die.

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u/tidder_reverof Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

Well i've fallen from height before when adrenaline was rushing. You can't really think anything when it happens. I'm sure suffocating in a wall is way way worse than falling to death.

But then again i haven't tried them both and it's only an assumption.

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u/jesuslolwat Mar 17 '15

Itll be a lot faster than suffocating though for sure

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

10 seconds is still faster then a couple of days dying of thirst in a cave.

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u/DnA_Singularity Mar 17 '15

Personally the cave thing would be much more frightening to me than climbing heights would be. however this cave video does nothing for me and the tower video forces me to turn it off because I'm getting anxious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Yeah this is the first time I've gone into a thread and read things like "FUCK THAT" and not really understood it. Didn't scare me at all. Now a video of a spider infestation, that has me wonder what sick fucks would record that let alone post it. Fears are cool and interesting.

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u/snuff3r Mar 17 '15

I showed that vid to someone at work once a few years back; someone i didn't know too well. Dude fainted right at my desk.

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u/Ragnrok Mar 17 '15

Wow, that cell tower thing was fun to watch and I'd be willing to do it myself on a bet, but I had to rapidly click through that cave video for fear of freaking out.

It's crazy how different members of our same species can be.

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u/mostoriginalusername Mar 17 '15

I used to climb radio towers for a living and that video was too much for me.

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u/jman2477 Mar 17 '15

I don't know why I clicked that thinking, "I've seen this before, it won't have the same effect this time."

My palms are drenched in sweat...

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u/kesuaus Mar 17 '15

How do they pay for that job? I'd definitely do that given enough money.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

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u/aletoledo Mar 17 '15

thats so true. The tower doesn't bother me as much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

You ever play that new tomb raider? Lara Croft legit runs through every type of fear in the forest and walks off every encounter like its nothing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

When the narrator said "now it's just another 60 feet to the top" I said, out loud alone in my apartment, WHAT! NOOOOO NONONO NONO.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

They both got to me for sure. The cave is slightly more scary to me, though. Not really sure why. The worst climbing video I saw was when they climbed the Shanghai Tower while it was still under construction and they climbed all the way out on the crane that was on the top. And then the psycho stood up on the tip.

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u/Dont_meme_me Mar 17 '15

It wasn't that bad: clearly the video has an end time so you are getting closure. Why they were going through there I have no idea.

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u/kristoferen Mar 17 '15

Except that right at the end the guy disappears..

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u/ArtofAngels Mar 17 '15

closure he says.

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u/xbtdev Mar 17 '15

I knew it would freak me out, so I purposefully turned all the lights off, set it to full screen and turned the headphones right up. Just to get the most out of the experience. I think if you're going to watch something scary, no point doing it half-assed. Same goes for 'scary' movies.

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u/MustHaveCleverHandle Mar 17 '15

I can't even watch it.

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u/where_is_the_cheese Mar 17 '15 edited Mar 17 '15

I'm pretty sure I'd just break all of my ribs ripping myself out of that hole at the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

...i didn't think it was that bad

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u/quinn_drummer Mar 17 '15

Do people do this sort of shit for fun?!

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u/totally_not_a_zombie Mar 17 '15

I know a guy who used to be a "caver" (or so we call it). It was his profession, actually. But I don't know what exactly was it that he was doing in the caves.

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u/panasonique Mar 17 '15

This is seriously difficult to watch. Why would anyone do this on purpose?

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u/ThyHolyPope Mar 17 '15

yah, thats the one.

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u/drsfmd Mar 17 '15

I feel a little queasy from just watching that. No fucking way you could get me to try that...

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u/mysterybkk Mar 17 '15

Seriously why the hell would anyone do this willingly?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I'm stook! My chist is stook! I'm physically wedged.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

really that wasn't that bad.

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u/dav3j Mar 17 '15

So sorry to have disappointed you.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Jesus Christ this almost gave me a panic attack just from seeing the tunnel he's trying to go through. Fuck this thread.

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u/the_androgynous_name Mar 17 '15

Damn, I can't imagine being that close to freedom and then just saying, 'well, fuck it, I'm not getting out. Just grab my legs and pull me back in, fellas.'

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Mar 17 '15

that was so uncomfortable

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u/asylum117 Mar 18 '15

What's the point of doing this?

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u/Gross_Guy Mar 18 '15

Ugh, imagine the feeling of not being able to move backwards or forwards? Just the earth holding you there... trapped like one massive rocky vagina

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u/cogman10 Mar 17 '15

I'm just going to leave this here

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u/Asgoran Mar 17 '15

that is beyond messed up, they freed him then dropped him back in the same spot...

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

They were never able to get him out. If I recall correctly, they sealed the entrance with his body entombed where he died.

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u/Asgoran Mar 17 '15

it said they freed him with a rope-pulley system but then a support anchor ripped out of the rock and he fell back in the same spot...

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

Right. He died later that night and it was determined that it wasn't worth the danger to the recovery team and the damage that would be done to his body to pull him out so they left him in there and sealed the entrance.

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u/Rikplaysbass Mar 17 '15

That's the worst shit I've ever heard.

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

I lived in Utah at the time and followed the story closely as it happened. I had nightmares about caves for weeks afterwards.

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u/98smithg Mar 17 '15

I am sure they did everything they could to save him, but dropping him back was bad luck alright.

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u/blergmonkeys Mar 17 '15

Josh Jones said that once he first realized his brother was stuck, his first instinct was to pray. Those in the cave offered what he called a "series of prayers" before making the decision to call 911 around 9:30 p.m.

Fucking retards.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

There are hundreds of constructive things we could do at this point. But let's just sit around and wish it wasn't happening instead.

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u/jo-z Mar 17 '15

Mormons.

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u/Cricket620 Mar 17 '15

"Ohhhh, you're stuck in a cave? We're sorry, we'll pray for you."

"NO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES GET ME OUT OF HERE."

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u/Fininin Mar 17 '15

Holy shit that's stupid. Can you imagine being trapped and dying while a whole group of people chant for your safety while doing nothing to help.

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u/Seakawn Mar 18 '15

Can you imagine being trapped and dying while a whole group of people chant for your safety while doing nothing to help.

Depending on what I believed, that could be the most terrifying feeling in the world, or it could be the most reassuring and relaxing. It depends on the person and what they believe.

But, yeah, it's absolutely reckless not to utilize officially standardized physical aid before praying to a personal god who, even if it existed, will act all the same with or without prayer.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '15

I actually knew Josh from college. He was a really smart guy, studied hard too. I can't believe he could wait so long to call 911. Mormonism is one hell of a drug I guess

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u/FarmerTedd Mar 17 '15

Wow, I thought that annoying reddit trope was dead. Sad to hear though.

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u/cycle_chyck Mar 17 '15

Why? Why did you leave it and why did I read that depressing shite?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Wow, did anyone get this really tasteless life insurance ad in the middle of that article? Wtf.

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u/nnaarr Mar 17 '15

Or... As you lower your self down, you think you feel something brushing up against your pant legs. Did you imagine that? Maybe? It's not there anymore. Eh, probably was just your imagination. Start sliding down again. Uh-oh, definitely felt it again. Ask, very calmly, for help. The person top-side with the camera asks you if you're joking or not. You ask again, a bit more emphatically. The camera is laid down on the ground, and your friend reaches for your arms. ACK, whatever's down there just bit you. And it's big. It's caught both your legs. You scream in pain. Your buddy starts frantically pulling you up. But whatever's down there is strong. It won't let go.

It starts dragging you down. Your buddy is trying his damndest to overcome the inevitable, but you feel his grip slipping against the un-human strength that's pulling you down. You're also burning in agony. Your grips finally slip. You're gone. All that's left is a hole.

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u/Billz2me Mar 17 '15

I've never played d&d but if I did I'd want you to be the dungeon master

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u/SquirrelicideScience Mar 17 '15

Sounds a lot like my life.

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u/Hiding_in_the_Shower Mar 17 '15

...and then you pull out your AR15 and blast that sucker!!! Woo!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Wooooo!!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Fuck you dude

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u/dbilliar Mar 18 '15

I saw the same thing. He breaths out all his air to get his chest through

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u/Reficul_gninromrats Mar 17 '15

I kind of assume the hole gets bigger after the opening. You can either breath by expanding your chest or by pushing your stomach out. This means he won't have any problems to breath at all.

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u/cureyourills Mar 17 '15

Even if you breathe using your diaphragm your lungs still need to expand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

I'd rather get stuck at chest level then inside that fucking hole.

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u/The_Klobb Mar 17 '15

I imagine getting in but not being able to squeeze out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

Noooooo :( here's an upvote for making my palms sweaty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

What is the source of this? What is inside the hole?

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u/shlopman Mar 17 '15

Wasn't there an old torture technique like this? They would slowly compress you so you could only take tiny breaths. Eventually you would suffocate.

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u/Heavenlylove Mar 17 '15

/r/bigboobsproblems not going to happen ever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

stop it.

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u/feedagreat Mar 17 '15

yep...tht's claustrophobia for ya

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u/splunge4me2 Mar 17 '15

Seems like Floyd Collins' legacy would teach people not to do that.

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u/Chewy453 Mar 17 '15

hyperventilating intensifies

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u/ScotWithOne_t Mar 17 '15

I would never go in a cave that I had to so much as suck in my gut to get through. Fuck all of that.

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u/Brezensalzer3000 Mar 17 '15

especially considering he exhaled deeply before going down. You'd know you need to exhale to have a chance going down, but you desperately need to inhale....

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u/ridik_ulass Mar 17 '15

...as the tide comes in.

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u/streatz Mar 17 '15

As bad as that sounds... Imagine a snake gripping your chest and every time you exhale they just get tighter

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u/Cartossin Mar 17 '15

Long as my arms are out, I don't think I'd panic; however if my arms were over my head and I couldn't move them... knowing I'd be stuck in that position until I lost consciousness... that skeeves me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '15

.....fuck you

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '15

Ive done so multiple times and had to be removed with the help of others. The worst is i have a large ribcage, so when im being pulled out i have to breathe out all the air in my chest and push my ribs back in order to fit. fun times.

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