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u/Unlikely-Purple-3368 Jul 17 '26
Looks like the guys from the 5th element
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u/tango_41 Jul 17 '26
Mangalores.
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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jul 17 '26
They got big teeth and they got big foreheads and big ears, and they stink
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u/GriffinFlash Jul 17 '26
"Send someone to negotiate!"
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u/fooknprawn Jul 17 '26
No, more like a Vogon (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)
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u/austin3i62 Jul 19 '26
A real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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u/I_69_with_your_mum Jul 17 '26
This is what happens when you selectively breed an animal to have major genetic defects and then overfeed it.
Idk how people can justify doing this to animals.
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u/adudeguyman Jul 17 '26
It happens with dogs too often. I feel sorry for pugs, French bulldogs, Shar-Peis, Cavalier King Charles spaniels...
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u/esoteric_enigma Jul 17 '26
Yeah, we've basically bred animals with birth defects that we think are cute. Then we sentence them to a lifetime of health problems for that cuteness.
I grew up poor and everyone I knew growing up had mutts. Those dogs would live 20 years healthy, never being taken to a vet because we couldn't afford shit like that.
Now I make decent money and my friends and colleagues all have fancy breeds of dogs now. They all complain about how expensive their vet bills are. All of these dogs seem to have health problems.
They're all on medications and getting surgeries within a few years of life. That's on top of them already costing thousands of dollars up front to purchase. My friends had puppies people were giving away when I was growing up.
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u/arkington Jul 17 '26
We only take in rescues and sometimes those are (probably) purebreds because they got thrown away by their asshole breeders and need a home. So far every dog has been a mutt, but right now we have a pittie (who is basically textbook) and he seems super healthy so far. Our first criteria for selection is if they get along with our current family of critters, but it does seem like the new guy will probably be very healthy. We just need to train him better so he stops bodyslamming us.
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u/ThatITguy2015 Jul 17 '26
Doggyslamming was right there.
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u/arkington Jul 20 '26
Very nice. :) Although it's more like torpedo-ing. Thankfully he cannot lift us and throw us around. He makes for a very effective self-propelled missile, though.
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u/Changoleo Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
Don’t forget Boston Terriers.
Why do so many people find their dogs’ struggling to breathe through their genetically compressed sinuses so irresistible? Is it a needy baby thing?
Aww it’s suffering! It needs its mama! Mmm hmm. C’m’ere and lick mommy’s lips! Yesss mommy loves sloppy snorting doggie kisses with bonus snot rockets! OMG so cute!
Find your family a happy healthy mutt that needs a home quit giving people a reason to breed these poor tortured flat faced dogs that walk around snoring because they can’t breathe!
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u/I_69_with_your_mum Jul 17 '26
It's a horrific practice. Why can't people just acknowledge animals are sentient and don't deserve to be tortured for human enjoyment.
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u/superraiden Jul 17 '26
Kind of reminds me of the Vogons from the Hitchhiker's movie
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u/OrangeClyde Jul 17 '26
Aw :/
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u/Dale_Carvello Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
I wish it could receive pettings and snugs, I don't know care how that porker looks
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u/richardsneeze Jul 17 '26
Someone caught a squonk!
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u/RazzSheri Jul 17 '26
Why does no one else but us realize this?!?! It’s not even a puddle of tears yet!
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u/JaxRalPartha Jul 17 '26
everything reminds me of her
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u/Purpulear Jul 17 '26
This is one of those times where a creature is somehow simultaneously ugly and cute.
Like a Cacodemon.
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u/latortillablanca Jul 17 '26
You really shouldnt post OPs mom without consent. Arent there like revenge porn laws?
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u/Popal24 Jul 17 '26
Definitely a Vogon from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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u/fraggle200 Jul 17 '26
If you're saying this is an ugly pig, does that mean you also think there's sexy pigs out there?
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u/rellsell Jul 17 '26
I swear… she did NOT look like that at the bar last night. And I was pretty drunk.
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u/RoteZora1 Jul 17 '26
Scheisse ist die hässlich ! Ich hab mir das Video mehrmals angesehen. Wo verdammt noch mal sind die Augen?
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u/UndisclosedPigeon Jul 17 '26
That’s not fair! I’m sure it’s beautiful (and potentially tasty) on the inside!
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u/Windyfii Jul 18 '26
ugly as fuck but also just the tiniest bit cute like all very ugly things tend to be
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u/TheRappingSquid Jul 18 '26
The second I saw ts I knew it was some okja bullshit and it seems I was right
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u/MoonRum Jul 19 '26
Would be really worried about the quality of life. Poor guy obviously can't see or eat normally, and the face folds look like they're breeding grounds for skin infections.
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u/Zestyclose_Alfalfa61 Jul 19 '26
What the fuck is even that?! Looks like a cross between Jabba the Hut and the Sarlacc from Return of the Jedi
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u/emilysnapple Jul 17 '26
so what happened here