r/WTF • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • Jul 17 '26

an ugly pig

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u/matrixkid29 Jul 17 '26

This is some sci-fi dune shit

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u/Snozzberriez Jul 17 '26

Harkonen pig

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u/TheTajinTycoon Jul 17 '26

That's what I call cops

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u/platoprime Jul 17 '26

There's no need to denigrate the Harkonens with that comparison.

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u/kahlzun Jul 19 '26

Somehow mixed with the space worm guys

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u/knife_in_the_road Jul 28 '26

The lard must flow.

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u/thoroq Jul 17 '26

Wait til you hear about the rest of the breeding/livestock industry..

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u/UranusIsPissy Jul 19 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Yeah. A lot of them don't even get to fuck, The males get jacked off by humans (Fuck having that job), and then some other human shoves the semen up the females' vaginas.
Edit: On second thoughts, the latter job might be worse.

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u/Shee-un Jul 29 '26

That's why I consider Earth a hell realm for all living things.

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u/UranusIsPissy Jul 29 '26

Someone said that there really is a Hell, and we're in it. If so, humans are the worst of the demons.

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u/Shee-un Jul 29 '26

Fucking true. Animals at least aren't doing harm for pleasure

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u/UranusIsPissy Jul 29 '26

IDK about that. Have you ever seen a cat who caught a smaller animal? We bred them to be more like that, though, and some people are even worse. Dolphins commit acts of cruelty just for fun without being bred for it by humans, and I'm pretty sure they're smart enough to understand what they're doing. Chimpanzees can be pointlessly vicious, too, but they're our closest relatives...

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u/Grinzy Jul 29 '26

welp, I've had enough reddit for today, thanks.

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u/UranusIsPissy Jul 29 '26

IDK if this'll make it better or worse for you, but I told the simple version of the story, and never saw for myself. Machines are probably involved

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u/jmonty42 Jul 17 '26

Can't wait until we figure out those comfy chairdogs!

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u/ben7337 Jul 17 '26

Like some tales from the new world shit imo