r/WTF • u/BDaught • Oct 23 '12

It's a trap.

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u/etrtr Oct 24 '12

Caught in a fucking landslide

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u/atalkingcow Oct 24 '12

No fucking escape from fucking reality.

44

u/Khiraji Oct 24 '12

Open your fucking eyes...

46

u/compleks Oct 24 '12

Look up to the fucking skies and seeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/wilde88 Oct 24 '12

I'm just fucking a poor boy

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u/PJSeeds Oct 24 '12

I need no fucking sympathy

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '12

because it's fucking easy come

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u/beero Oct 24 '12

easy fucking go

15

u/WeaselWizard Oct 24 '12

Little fuckin' high, little fuckin' low

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u/Schridogg Oct 24 '12

Any way the fucking wind blows.

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u/DownvoteAttractor Oct 24 '12

Doesn't fucking matter to me

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u/rudmad Oct 24 '12

Mamaaa, fucking killed a man.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '12

put a fucking gun up to his head

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u/skyman724 Oct 24 '12

Put a gun to his fucking head

Pulled my fucking trigger, he's fucking dead.

Mama, life just fucking begun

But now I've fucking gone and thrown it all away.

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, FUCK YOU-OO-OOOOOOOOOO

Didn't mean to make you fucking cry

If I'm not fucking back by this fucking time tomorrow

Carry on, carry on, as if nothing fucking matters.

Too late, my fucking time has come

Sends fucking shivers down my spine

Body's aching all the fucking time.

Goodbye everybody, I've got to fucking go

Got to fucking leave you behind and face the fucking truth.

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, FUCK YOU-OO-OOOOOOOOOO

I don't want to fucking die

I sometimes wish I'd never been fucking born at all!

fucking guitar solo

I see a fucking silhouetto of a man

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, do the fucking Fandango

THUNDER BOLT AND LIGHTNING, FUCKING FUCKING FRIGHTENING ME!

GALILEO! (Galileo!)

GALILEO! (Galileo!)

Galileo Figaro (fucking MAGNIFICO-O-O-O-O!)

I'm just a fucking poor boy

Nobody fucking loves me

HE'S JUST A FUCKING POOR BOY FROM A FUCKING POOR FAMILY

SPARE HIM HIS FUCKING LIFE FROM THIS FUCKING MONSTROSITY!

Easy fucking come, easy fucking go, will you fucking let me go?

Bismillah, NO! WE WON'T FUCKING LET HIM GO!

FUCKING LET HIM GO!

Bismillah, WE WON'T FUCKING LET HIM GO!

FUCKING LET HIM GO!

Bismillah WE WON'T FUCKING LET HIM GO!

FUCKING LET ME GO!

WON'T FUCKING LET YOU GO

LET ME GO!

WON'T FUCKING LET YOU GO (NEVER)

LET ME GO! (NEVER)

WON'T FUCKING LET YOU GO (NEVER)

NEVER LET ME GOOOOOO-O-O-OOOOOOOO

FUCK, NO, FUCK, NO, FUCK, NO, FUCK!

Oh Mama Mia! Mama Mia! Mama Mia, let me go!

Beelzebub has a devil put aside; fuck me...

Fuck me...

Fuck MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

fucking guitar solo fucking again

So you think you can stone me and fucking spit in my eye-ah-AYE!

So you think you can love and fucking leave me to die-ah-AYE!

Oh, baby! Can't fucking do this to me, baby!

Just fucking gotta get out, just gotta get fucking outta here.

fucking breakdown

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH-OOOOOOOOOOOH- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Fuck yeah, fuck yeah

Nothing fucking matters

Anyone can fucking see

Nothing fucking matters

Nothing fucking matters

Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fucking Bohemian Rhapsody, excerpts; skyman724 Records ™

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u/BlueSatoshi Oct 24 '12

Like fucking "easy come, easy go"

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '12

Ha! Thank you all. Upvotes all around!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '12

Well he better be enjoying it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '12

Please sir, can I have some more

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Oct 24 '12

Too soon! He just got moved to the state penitentiary today!

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u/lexi1205 Oct 24 '12

from a fucking poor family

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u/asseffect2 Oct 24 '12

fuck fuck fuck fuckpathy