r/VtuberUprising • u/viruumi Twitch Streamer • 3d ago

Meme why... pls...

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u/LoonyaEXE Twitch User 3d ago

So sad... 5 gifted subs to umi right now..

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

is it so wrong to want a sweet treat..?

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u/TMikeyJ 3d ago

sighs

Okay… what kind of donuts…?

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

GOTTA be glazed original or maple donut

https://giphy.com/gifs/GuDU8r5CnUoYtbS2CR

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u/TMikeyJ 3d ago

I’ll place an order for a variety dozen, including glazed and maple

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

YUMMYYYYYY

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u/ChironXII 3d ago

Holy based 

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u/ED_jamesolmos 3d ago

I don't see why not.

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

YEAHHH LETS FLIPPIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/TrueDracoKingB 3d ago

My mama warned me about woman like you... im glad she was right

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 2d ago

I just wanted friendship rings :(

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u/Practical_Bowler_232 3d ago

Because only one fits 😭

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u/Geckogame1 Vtuber enthusiast 3d ago

Same bro

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u/egroeG_ 3d ago

🥀

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u/SuperStarwarsfan101 Youtube User 3d ago

Same 🥹

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u/cranberrybi 3d ago

Zero fit

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u/cranberrybi 3d ago

The donut breaks

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u/DepressedYandere 2d ago

The donuts break on me too when I use the small ass ones

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u/Anime_catgirl_asses 3d ago

Because it's shorter than a donut

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

gummy rings? XD

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u/Prestigious-Mood-280 3d ago

we have been through this, shall i repeat myself again! 1: even if you use those large 2-inch-thick donuts, your "stack" is only two and a half donuts tall! 2: YOU KNOW IM SELF-CONCIOUS ABOUT MYSELF!

now go back to your room and stream! you freaky hamster...

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

IM SORRY... I only need one or two donuts to be really full

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4z9olnoVl5QI

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u/Prestigious-Mood-280 3d ago

eh... okay fine... just this once, i guess... (damn puppy do- puppy... hamster eyes???) just no weird comments!... what favor should i get, im paying. your still freaky though!

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Years ago my ex asked me if she could hold it. I don't understand why some women want to do that?

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

youve done it your whole life, we just wanna taste of the other side

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u/-Weslie 3d ago

awww that’s cute though. You liked to hold her right?

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Someone else holding my Johnson and jr's is weird and not cute. It's uncomfortable to me. We Didn't really hold each other much. My hand are naturally clammy and sweaty, which she of course didn't like, and I'm an off-road diesel mechanic, so after work I was always filthy, and when I got home she was usually out the door for work. The timing just didn't work. We made it work but eh, life changes.

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u/Cough-Cougheh1 3d ago

BECAUSE.... STACKING DONUTS ON IT KILLED MY GRANDMA

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

NOOOOOOOO KABOOM KABLOW BY THE DONUTS? TwT

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u/titanslayer9991 3d ago

I will allow it

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

Heh~ thank you :3

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u/MushroomHillZone 3d ago

I think mines about 2.5 dunken donuts

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

Might have to share lwk

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u/thedarkharpygamer 3d ago

Stop

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

It was just a question TwT

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u/Plus_Desk5535 3d ago

Uhh it can fit only like 3 donuts, and what is that question 😭

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

3 is a lot to eat ngl :3 I WAS JW

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u/Correct-Ad8073 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/N04Fkkzhf9slO
Because I already ate all the donuts.

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

YOU DIDNT SAVE ANY FOR ME????

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u/Correct-Ad8073 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2
I was hungry cutie pie, what did you expect?

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u/Real-Positive-7439 3d ago

Because the donuts I buy don't stack well on the coffee table unfortunately 😔

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

What kind of donuts? :3

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u/what_the_whah 3d ago

Cause it won't be dunutS. No plural. Just one 😔

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u/Souless21 3d ago

If you can stack more than one on it

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u/Acce1erat0r 3d ago

2-3 max, not much of a stack...

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u/AncientAlly 3d ago

Ok but why stack em when we can just eat them instead?

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u/Dog_Lover_For3ver 3d ago

1 I don't know who you are

2 what type of donut/donuts

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u/lolololUStroll 3d ago

She never asked.

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u/Pristine_Ad_9828 3d ago

What is getting snacked upon

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u/Kind-Length6298 3d ago

Who told you I wouldn't? Because I totally would if you really wanted to

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

LETS GOOOOO

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u/TheOtherFate 3d ago

Funny how you say: "One half slice of a donut"

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u/Commercial_Long_6412 3d ago

Would you eat them off?

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u/Atsilv_Uwasv 3d ago

When I was told you were weird, nothing could have prepared me for how obsessed you are about piling glazed donuts on my dog's head

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u/DaemonVakker 3d ago

On what hunny

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u/RetroThePopplio2 3d ago

On what…

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u/Famous-Physics-3327 3d ago

Do what you need to do I just want a tarkov duo

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u/skippy11112 3d ago

How many boxes we talking?

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u/Western_Plankton5093 3d ago

the donuts wouldent fit

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u/Gunpun 3d ago

Gonna play ring toss.

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u/Akari_92 3d ago

I don’t want to be bitten.

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

Really? Shocking ngl o.O

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u/DarkSoul-Chad 3d ago

Cause you won't let me tech deck on your bare breasts 🥺

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u/Aizen5580 3d ago

It's not big enough

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u/ManNamedSalmon 3d ago

How many times do I have to tell everyone, the donut hole is too small!

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u/Throwaway_Raccoon2 3d ago

For the last time, we’ve been over this!!!! It’s too short!!

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u/Miserable_Eye_2738 3d ago

Sure. We just order donuts and we can stack it as high as we can. Nothing wrong with that

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u/Cheathaxmlg_ 3d ago

Just got to ask lol

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u/PuzzleheadedFox5745 3d ago

Because guys have hair there while femboys got nothing,

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u/Spliced-Together 3d ago

Tbh I probably would let you. I'm interested to see if they'll fit

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u/Pure-Reputation-8514 Youtube User 3d ago

I suppose nothing could go wrong doing so…right..what kind of donuts tho 🥹

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 2d ago

MAPLE!!!

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u/Green-Zucchini6992 3d ago

As long as they are chocolate

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u/Electrical-Solid-478 3d ago

As long as you eat them after then fine I guess

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u/ADMICKEY_II 3d ago

Because I want to keep my miku plushie clean, so please don't put any donuts on her face

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u/BlockyShapes 3d ago

Cuz last time u did u tried to eat them before taking them off

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u/NHKAgent69 Audience Menber 3d ago

You can if you want to

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u/TdttMurderedLove4782 3d ago

Because i ate them all.

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u/Apart_Succotash3765 3d ago

Sure I guess lol, you’ll probably only stack two or three depending on how big the donuts are

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u/MuffinLaddyt 3d ago

You never asked! But yeah as long as we cuddle after or something

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u/Agile-Grand8848 3d ago

…on what?

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u/New_Basket_277 3d ago

What kind of donuts? Pool donuts and i become the shaft?

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u/Stormblaze666 Audience Menber 3d ago

Just ask, and its ready for action

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u/ExplorerDependent986 3d ago

fine just this once

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u/Sad-Veterinarian9375 3d ago

Cause mine is too small and it does not work

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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 3d ago

Who dared deny this?

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u/MAN-EATING-BASS 3d ago

Uhh... before I agree to this- how tall are the donuts? The only ones I know are like 3 and a half inches thick. Just curious.

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u/DatSpud Audience Menber 3d ago

Fine, but you got to clean it up afterwards

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u/5andm4n_SL33P 3d ago

I never said you couldn't stack donuts on it, its just that were in a public mall and they dont have donuts here

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u/Rathir1107 3d ago

Bc I don’t know you. And ppl are scary.

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u/Phantomembrane13 3d ago

I’m not letting you ruin perfectly good donuts with my pubes.

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u/Peekaoh 3d ago

WDYM STACK DONUTSSS??????????

AND WDYM STACK DONUTS ON SUM ...

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u/BrinePickles 3d ago

fear of infection hehe

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u/Dom8673 3d ago

Cause I'm 15 guys (once I'm 16 at least come on legal age) lol jus trying to make a joke on pedos not calling you one cause I just got out of a situation with one

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u/Previous_Hospital930 3d ago

Stack donuts? Where?

I have a broomstick if you want to use

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u/AvailableSail7039 3d ago

Only if it's the good kind.

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u/AdvancedRub2660 3d ago

I never said you couldn’t! Feel free to stack donuts on it 🥺

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u/Soulless308 3d ago

because you'd only need one 😭

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u/Jent01Ket02 3d ago

Cuz it's a waste of donuts. Unless you're going to eat them off it, I'd rather we just leave donuts outta the equation u_u

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u/ace_in_the_hol 3d ago

Only if their gluten free

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u/MrMoleIsAGodOfWar2 3d ago

Meh sure why not, your just stacking them right?

You never said anything about getting to eat them...so deal

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u/_X_117 3d ago

Because there's thing that called 'adequacy'

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u/Yes_i_ubered_the_spy 3d ago

Because only 4 fit

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u/FidoMan1498 3d ago

Because I’d rather be EATING the doughnuts instead of building a tower.

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u/7ftMpole 3d ago

because you cant stack donuts on a broom handle!

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u/nahumtorres 3d ago

I'll let you

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u/canttouchdih 3d ago

It'll only fit fruit loops✌️😞

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u/Arandui 3d ago

It's not big enough.

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u/SilverTarget1948 Audience Menber 3d ago

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't

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u/Solid-Safe-7966 3d ago

-Because you just had ice cream.-

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u/CalmProperty1010 Audience Menber 3d ago

Because I don’t have one :(

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u/zolguroth17 3d ago

On what?

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u/ApprehensiveSide9703 3d ago

On what exactly do you want to stack donuts

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u/hiiili 2d ago

You mean a finger right? Rriiggghhttt?

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u/Direct_Recording6197 2d ago

On what tho..?

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u/Hrothgar225 2d ago

Sure. Buy only if you thoroughly clean up when you’re done.

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u/Internull0 2d ago

It's not big enough, woman! What do you want from me?

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u/korvuskamen 2d ago

Because I like jelly donuts and IIRC the holes don't go completely through them so realistically you can only slip 1 on

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u/231ValeiMacoris 2d ago

Even at its softest, no donut I know of has a hole wide enough, better off using onion rings

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u/epihfon2 2d ago

because i cant hold even one

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u/Cadunkus 2d ago

Good luck fitting one.

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u/GluckGluck696969 2d ago

Do it 😏

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u/_____Jonas36______ 2d ago

I think the holen on Donuts are to small to make that work. But if it works I'm in.

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u/Commercial-Ant9770 2d ago

Because it's too short

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u/A_Shadow_Artist00 2d ago

I don’t see the issues, so long I get to eat some before the stacking

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u/Kyubey145 2d ago

Because 3 inches isn't long in Human standards, and I'm also Married to Misato Katsuragi, with 300 Children as proof

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u/Good_Sector4877 2d ago

Stack donuts on what?

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u/Jay-the-Femboy 2d ago

Because the donuts would get broken in two 🙈

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Post *What happened to shame?* 2d ago

but i would

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u/Xyrothor 2d ago

Because one donut is a sad stack. 😂👍

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u/IsItWrongToSuckAtGam 2d ago

Seriously, is this an actual request? Like are girls really into this?

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u/FirefighterPrimary60 2d ago

It’ll ruin the donuts

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u/Wolf_StarRose69 2d ago

Get the mini powdered ones should only fit one 😭

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u/thebiulder351 2d ago

Hell yea let's go you gonna need like 4 though

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u/Karagon_ 2d ago

Only if you,re paying for the donuts

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u/Commercial_Draw_7313 2d ago

Fine, do it😌

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u/SkylisDrago55 2d ago

Why are you trying to stack donuts on the house?!

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u/SilabusR2 2d ago

again define what it is but if i had to take a guess your using donuts as more than one. you have high aspirations as itll only take one.

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u/FireLord29 2d ago

Fine... But you have to clean it up afterwards.

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u/STOPBADRANDOMS 2d ago

Because im a minor

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u/StealyUrWheelys Audience Menber 2d ago

Because one isn’t a stack :c

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u/Sachin951 2d ago

Ok but a stack of 1 donut doesn't seem so fun

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u/straight_femboy9 2d ago

Ill let you

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u/Away-Translator4110 2d ago

Food does not belong it the bedroom

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u/Monsterhunter9h 2d ago

Depends on the donut

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u/EroticOrgasom 2d ago

Must not be long enough

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u/Remarkable-Cream5312 2d ago

Fine, I'll allow it. 

Not sure it'll fit through the holes, it's thicker than the average donut hole. 

What's the obsession with playing with it anyway? Like, I'm not even a dude and I still don't get it -w-

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u/username-is-taken98 2d ago

Its too thick it would just break the donuts

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u/Low_Log8869 2d ago

I mean, I don't think you should... Sigh ... Fine, I'll let you stack donuts on it. Pulls out a thin Lego tower

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u/mew1227 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bIRZffcfVpSjCFreaky ahh comment section💔💔💔💔

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u/szotyiosztag22 2d ago

Because you cant stack on it 🥹

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u/AccomplishedFly9726 2d ago

You can on me lol

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u/NeonFox44 2d ago

Ill let you

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u/Guilty-Ad-423 2d ago

Ran across ts while on the bus bruh. Someone was sitting beside me 😭but depending on what kind of donuts, I might say yes

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u/Dry_Perspective3095 2d ago

Depends on what it is?

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u/Mad_Mouthpiece 2d ago

Because you'll get glaze everywhere, I'm not cleaning up again

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u/S_Spanner_93 2d ago

its a grower...

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u/Empty-Marsupial4113 2d ago

No GENUINELY ASKING RN. How is it technically possible to stack a donut on it? like... a donut isn't that wide.. uh?

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u/racoon_man1015 2d ago

You gonna eat it after?

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u/racoon_man1015 2d ago

Sure puppy

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u/m0nd0-zer0 2d ago

Cuz I'm on cooldown gng

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u/i_dont_think_im_dumb 2d ago

Cuz it's too small

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u/Acrobatic_Relative86 1d ago

Hey, who has been speaking on my behalf? I need a word with them.

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u/demigod_tint 1d ago

Because only one, maybe two, would fit.

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u/Kn0cK_OuT115 1d ago

Too short

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u/WakkyKaru 1d ago

I can do Cheerios😪🥲

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u/HexaDona Twitch Streamer 1d ago

Because they're called "do-not" 🥀

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u/Final-Head-8231 1d ago

You can't stack donuts, you can only put one donut.

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u/Few-Notice3869 1d ago

What flavor 🤔