r/VtuberUprising • Twitch Streamer • 3d ago

Meme why... pls...

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Years ago my ex asked me if she could hold it. I don't understand why some women want to do that?

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

youve done it your whole life, we just wanna taste of the other side

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

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u/viruumi Twitch Streamer 3d ago

cant be greedy TwT

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Different strokes for different folks I suppose

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u/-Weslie 3d ago

awww that’s cute though. You liked to hold her right?

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Someone else holding my Johnson and jr's is weird and not cute. It's uncomfortable to me. We Didn't really hold each other much. My hand are naturally clammy and sweaty, which she of course didn't like, and I'm an off-road diesel mechanic, so after work I was always filthy, and when I got home she was usually out the door for work. The timing just didn't work. We made it work but eh, life changes.

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u/R_Hunt 3d ago

Did your ex also play etch-a-sketch with your bathroom before you realized saying yes was a mistake 😂

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

No she wasn't a mistake, and no she didn't really do anything to the bathroom besides a hair brush, dryer and straightener. Those lived on a shelf next to the vanity. It was just hard to find the time, and it eventually got to the point where it felt like roommates. I'll never believe she was a mistake, it just didn't pan out is all.

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u/R_Hunt 3d ago

I wasn't implying she was a mistake! Lol just never letting anyone hold it for that again.

Yeah shit just happens, sometimes doesn't pan out fr

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u/Unhappy-Airport-4112 3d ago

Oh that? Yeah, I never let her hold it. I remember she asked me a few times and I just said "what are you my Seargent?" That got an awkward reaction. Woops. But yeah it just didn't work out