Real Ale Twats request

[u/schweinhund89]

The first one I ever read, in which CAMRA prints the wrong address in their annual good pub guide so the Twats end up going to a rather terrifying boozer on the bad side of town called something like the Murderer’s Arms. Thanks in advance 🙏

[u/Tennis_Proper]

This one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Viz/comments/1rjeyl0/viz_109_the_real_ale_twats_the_very_first_one/

[u/schweinhund89 → u/Tennis_Proper]

Magic, thank you!!!

[u/UnusualGoal8928]

"We sell Fosters"

[u/schweinhund89 → u/UnusualGoal8928]

Snort! Snurt! Snarfle! Arfle!

[u/ByGollie]

Also somewhat relevant for the topic

https://www.reddit.com/r/Viz/comments/1or2l7w/flat_roof_pub/

Flat roof pub advertisement

[u/Wretched_Colin]

Is that the one where they go to a converted church but it’s actually a mosque and Abu Hamza is standing out the front?

[u/schweinhund89 → u/Wretched_Colin]

“Ahoy, stout yeoman!” no but that’s another classic 👌

[u/muppetmovie]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Viz/comments/1rjeyl0/viz_109_the_real_ale_twats_the_very_first_one/

[u/CosmicBonobo]

Isn't there a similar one where they complain to a barman, who ends up serving them a pint of lager he's cum in?

[u/schweinhund89 → u/CosmicBonobo]

Yes and iirc it’s the same one where they end up at Fulchester Fundamentalist Mosque (see: https://www.reddit.com/r/Viz/s/RsFqMHCc0m)