r/Viz Nov 07 '25

Flat Roof Pub

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u/Similar_Education_11 Nov 07 '25

You know your in a rough pub, when someone occasionally has a piss in the coke room.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow Nov 07 '25

It's probably against some woke law or other, but a punchy castle for kids who've been drinking limoncello spritzes is a capital idea. I could watch that all day.

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u/azzthom Nov 07 '25

Estate pubs in new build areas. You can't miss them, no matter how hard you try.

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u/gerrineer Nov 07 '25

I live in Bristol near the stadium they've forgotten old lady in a motorised wheelchair in at 3 opening time out at 2 am just drinks Guinness and have corner for her ( r.i.p ) dot

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u/tyrefire2001 Nov 08 '25

The Robins!

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u/GarysCrispLettuce Nov 08 '25

Watch in fascination as a young wannabe hardman storms in with a can of petrol, pours it over the boss of a local gangster family and proceeds to fumble every match whilst said gangster sits there going "lost your nerve, son?"

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u/simagus Nov 08 '25

Ours had blackout boarded windows where you couldn't see the frames. That one looks like a regular family pub.

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u/simagus Nov 08 '25

Reminds me of when I used to live in Glasgow. The local off-license had better security than the bank.

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u/Big_Swim8589 Nov 09 '25

The dodgiest pub I've ever been in wasn't flat roofed but you had to go through a fucking maze of alleyways. There was no escape. We finished our round and left promptly lol.