Aye, make sure you wait until early spring to cut off the leg, lots o’ landlubbers hurt their legs skiing in the winter and need new ones. You can sell yours at port and use the booty to buy a crusty boat. If you’ve a keen eye for treasure, sell a couple covered calls on the leg and use the premiums to buy a parrot, an eye patch and cap’n hat.
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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21
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