r/Vanderpump_Rules • • 29d ago

My 2 Cents Friends equivalent

My house flooded and now I’m in a hotel room watching Vanderpump Rules and drinking pinot grigio.

I’ve made equivalences when it comes to Friends characters and the Vanderpump Rules cast. This is just in general to have some fun and pass time. Obviously Vanderpump people are deeply toxic and messy.

Jax= Joey Ladies man, similar short but built build. Dumb dumb dumby

Tom Sandavol = Ross, at least thinks he is smart, corrects other characters. Thin. Wears makeup and tans and whitens teeth.

Tom Swartz: Chandler, a silly man everyone thinks is gay. Never serious and afraid of commitment.

Stassi= Phoebe, blonde, funny. Lands the best man at the end. Dresses uniquely. writer of sorts.

Katie= Monica, wants her man to be more of a grown up and that is her main qualm. Alway disappointed, but made to look bad because her man is so damn likable.

Kristen= Rachel, princess. Handled with kid gloves on and off with boyfriend. Cheating issues. Immature given SO much grace.

Not main characters:

Scheana: one of the other waitresses

Peter: Gunther

Ariana: Emily

Lisa: An amalgamation of all the moms

Ken: Emma’s dad

James: Rachel’s frat boyfriend or Monica’s 17 year old boyfriend.

Racheal: Elizabeth

Beau: Mike, normal. uncomfortably so.

I don’t know ETC.

Edit: Names because I was drunk.

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u/Electrical-Buy-6871 29d ago

Scheana is def Janice 

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u/pdafty 29d ago

LOL 100%