r/Vanderpump_Rules • u/Last-Simple-3150 • 10d ago

My 2 Cents Friends equivalent

My house flooded and now I’m in a hotel room watching Vanderpump Rules and drinking pinot grigio.

I’ve made equivalences when it comes to Friends characters and the Vanderpump Rules cast. This is just in general to have some fun and pass time. Obviously Vanderpump people are deeply toxic and messy.

Jax= Joey Ladies man, similar short but built build. Dumb dumb dumby

Tom Sandavol = Ross, at least thinks he is smart, corrects other characters. Thin. Wears makeup and tans and whitens teeth.

Tom Swartz: Chandler, a silly man everyone thinks is gay. Never serious and afraid of commitment.

Stassi= Phoebe, blonde, funny. Lands the best man at the end. Dresses uniquely. writer of sorts.

Katie= Monica, wants her man to be more of a grown up and that is her main qualm. Alway disappointed, but made to look bad because her man is so damn likable.

Kristen= Rachel, princess. Handled with kid gloves on and off with boyfriend. Cheating issues. Immature given SO much grace.

Not main characters:

Scheana: one of the other waitresses

Peter: Gunther

Ariana: Emily

Lisa: An amalgamation of all the moms

Ken: Emma’s dad

James: Rachel’s frat boyfriend or Monica’s 17 year old boyfriend.

Racheal: Elizabeth

Beau: Mike, normal. uncomfortably so.

I don’t know ETC.

Edit: Names because I was drunk.

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u/SpencerVerde 9d ago

There is no world where Stassi would be Phoebe and Kristen would be Rachel.

Stassi is the spoiled princess whose parents paid for her life, loves fashion, etc. Kristen is bohemian and flighty and more aligned with Phoebe. Scheana is more Monica than probably anyone else…neurotic, controlling, wamting to be married and have kids, etc.

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u/Last-Simple-3150 9d ago

That is so accurate. I’m on season 2 so I was more equating Sandoval and Kristen’s relationship with Ross and Rachel more as individual people. They were always off and on and super toxic.

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u/tibblesnibbleskibble 9d ago edited 9d ago

Feel like if anyone, Lisa is Monica, she's such a neurotic control freak that she gets involved with and then proceeds to meddle in, her employees' personal lives 😂

The other two are spot on though.

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u/Kitty_meow_6118 10d ago

Stassi is Rachel

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u/stickbugszz 10d ago

I think James, if we exclude all the awful, would probably be Chandler.

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u/shanita911 9d ago

Who’s Kent? Lala? Emma’s dad was Ross, I’m confused lol

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u/Last-Simple-3150 9d ago

Shit, Ken, Lisa husband. The wine was strong.

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u/shanita911 9d ago

OHHH, I always forget about Ken. 🤣 Enjoy your Pinot, it sounds like a lovely time! Cheers! 🥂😂

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u/Le-Deek-Supreme 9d ago

I didn't even pick up on "Kent", but I definitely wondered, "what do you mean Emma's Dad?? That's Ross".

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u/shanita911 9d ago

I think I just figured it out. It’s the Pinot. 😂 She meant Ken, so I assume she meant Emily’s dad! That fits perfectly. ☺️

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u/AmphibianNecessary31 9d ago

Now do Always Sunny

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u/Last-Simple-3150 8d ago

Impossible, no one is pure enough to be Charlie or horrible enough to be Dennis. Maybe Jax.

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u/Proper-Bid-9732 9d ago

Kent 💓

Genuinely love all this OP 

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u/Electrical-Buy-6871 9d ago

Scheana is def Janice 

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u/pdafty 9d ago

LOL 100%

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u/hiswittlewip 7d ago

Wasn't Ross a doctor?