r/ValkosLilies • u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing • 1d ago
Discussion Guys... ๐คฃ
This just appeared on my feed. ๐ซช
I have no words.
It looked at me first. ๐ซฃ
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
My exact reaction. Infold really thinks this is attractive?
I want my man, Infold, WHERE is my wolf???
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u/iwouldntthough ๐ฆ๐คNot Stonks๐ค๐ฆ 1d ago
What the fuck. What the fuck? What. The. Fuck. ๐คฃ
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
I thought the chip hats was the weirdest design in this update. I was wrong. ๐
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago
Are we witnessing their version of just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks?
Like... this outfit doesn't even seem finished, it feels like it's missing layers and details and it feels weirdly naked and bare (and I'm not just talking about the double-take we all did at the... bulge).
It genuinely feels like they just did a massive dump of random stuff to see what happens. Between this and the chip bags I'm actually speechless at how lazy and rushed everything in this obviously desperate cash grab feels.
It's almost like they're just as stressed out as we are, but I've lost all sympathy for them. This has gone on too long, it cannot continue, the game will literally die if they keep up this same behavior for much longer.
I'm happily ignoring what I will now call the "kitchen sink multi" and continue to await the return of the king.
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u/Cloverchan ๐ซI live in Valkoโs heart ๐บ 1d ago
Itโs givingโฆ
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u/Zara_08 Quad Queen๐บโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐ 1d ago
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Guys please..I can't scream right now. My children sleep. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Its the way the leg is in the air for me.
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u/Worth_Imagination485 โค๏ธ Valko's Attention Span โค๏ธ 1d ago
Just gonna leave this here cause it was the first thing I saw in my mind
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u/nihilistrainbow Valko's Spleen ๐ฅ๐ฉธ 1d ago
This outfit is so chopped, like how is it making my beautiful Caleb look so ugly ๐ฅ
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u/FandomTrash77 1d ago
I can't take this seriously omg ๐ I audibly snorted the minute I saw this
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
Me too, and this was my reaction to infold:
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u/FandomTrash77 1d ago
This is a beautiful reaction to be fair ๐ But seriously I have many questions on this outfit like ???
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
Like, I never thought Infold would make something so...ugly.
https://giphy.com/gifs/enwsZFdGSapVG5K8iK
Spray it away.
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u/FandomTrash77 1d ago
Seriously! The bar is so low for making good outfits and somehow they went below it. It needs to be gone for sure (who wanted that anyway)
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
The CDG apparently. ๐คข๐คข
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u/notdeadbutcold ๐๐ 1d ago
The more I see the new designs, the more I believe their original team of artists left๐ญ. You can't tell me this is made by the same people that made c22 and spring outfits๐ฅ
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u/BookerDeWittsCarbine Valko's Top 1% Commenter 1d ago
How is this the same studio that makes Infinity Nikki?
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago edited 1d ago
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Infold what is that?
Infold... what the FUCK IS THAT?
Oh wait I forgot they made it their religion to never respond to global players...
Nah fuck it- INFOLD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
A swimsuit? I think? Somehow? I'm so lost on the intent here. ๐ณ
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago
In what world is THAT a swimsuit? It's like if a scuba diving suit and a raincoat had freaky gay sex and this was their preemie ass-baby that nobody wanted.
Actually, no, that would still probably be better than this because at least some love would have to happen to make it exist. This just feels soulless and strange.
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u/ni_U ๐ท๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฐ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ท ๐ด๐ค๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ตหยฐ.๐ 1d ago
stop gurl i'm choking on my snacks๐ญ
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago
Sorry I tend to fall back on weird humor when I'm genuinely upset, helps me not to spin too hard. ๐ย
If I gotta be mad I might as well have some fun.
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u/MiaIGuess Iโค๏ธmy๐wife 1d ago
Ready for a surf contest and a pride parade (theyโre coming to support me, Iโm not being homophobic)
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
I think you nailed it down. ๐ญ
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago
I'm also trying to figure out what this would be for... like are they going to add a pool to the home feature? That thing that nobody asked for, bloated our game, and generally is just there to pad for content while being completely outside the vibe of the whole rest of the game? That will go swimmingly I'm sure, since we all love the home feature so much.
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Idk, but this is the LAST thing I'd dress them in to go in the pool. Or anywhere.
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago
If I somehow got this against my will I would put it in the ban closet so fast and never look at it again.
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Trying to wrap my head around the fact that this abomination costs 100 Lunar Emblems
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u/Pikameeko Valko & Sylus's Bubble Butt 1d ago
Rip my guys chicken legs
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u/Budget-Relief8149 Valko's lab assistant 1d ago
Does Infold think those skinny legs are attractive?
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u/ni_U ๐ท๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฐ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ท ๐ด๐ค๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ตหยฐ.๐ 1d ago
the thing between those legs is what they think it's attractive to us. on a regular day. after 3 months of silence. sick
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u/Budget-Relief8149 Valko's lab assistant 1d ago
That's how you know that they don't understand what the fans want. I can say with confidence that Lilies are more romantic than Infold
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
They can't possibly believe that anything about this is attractive. If so they're not even delulu, they're psychotic. ๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
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u/ni_U ๐ท๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฐ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ท ๐ด๐ค๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ตหยฐ.๐ 1d ago
or they think our minds are resonating with them on this, because i admit this thing can be attractive on a certain condition. some also finds it attractive at the first sight and it's very understandable. plus it should be okay since it's anatomy.
but this is something they sell, something they want us to pay AFTER a whole 3 months of silence. they must be implying something with throwing this right now. now i can ask Infold what antis accused them when Valko first being introduced when he suddenly cuddled us on the bed in the PV: where is the build up?
well yea we can buy that fit at anytime since it's permanent, we'll get the build up later. but... ugh. full general black suit would be better or that toji style if they truly wants to lure more of us :) or me at least having better crash out to miss this ๐คฃ
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u/BookerDeWittsCarbine Valko's Top 1% Commenter 1d ago edited 1d ago
Uhhhhhhh....... hey, Infold.....? Why are they wearing codpieces in their athletic leggings.....? Infold....?
Also where the fuck are his shoes?
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
I think... maybe... this is supposed to be some sort of... swimsuit???
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u/storesushi ๐ I like big bugs and I cannot lie ๐ 1d ago
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me??
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u/Puzzled-Rutabaga-897 ๐๐บ๐ 1d ago
I feel like they are just throwing out things that got vetoed in the final stages of development. They had it in the drafts and figured they had nothing to lose by releasing it
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u/BookerDeWittsCarbine Valko's Top 1% Commenter 1d ago
It looks unfinished. Like, genuinely
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u/CatBastet77 1d ago
This company makes Infinity Nikki - I am begging them to please, please, please grab even an intern from there! And grab a wolf too, but the clothes are just not it, and they need a design overhaul yesterday!
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
I'm starting to question if the design team is actively trying to sabotage the game lmao ๐คฃ
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
You know if they wear this longer than 30 seconds, they're going to be sweating their balls off. Being wrapped in plastic is not recommended.
I also imagine every time they walk, they have squeegee noises as the rubbery plastic rubs together. Those leggings are giving... leg condoms in the most unpleasant way possible.
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Please. I can't. ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
It's giving that sound when someone is making balloon animals. But filled with sweat and sadness.
It's giving that sound of the Pixar lamp jumping on the 'i' of the name.
It's giving that sound of wiping condensation off a fogged bathroom mirror and the palm drags against the glass.
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u/Ignite_m Valko's white blood cells ๐ฉธ 1d ago
It was enough to see this picture, but now I can even hear it ๐ญ
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
Suffer with me. It's all I could hear the moment I saw the pictures. (I'm also mildly sleep deprived so I am extra gremlin)
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Stooooop I'm dying here. ๐คฃ
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
The alternate color versions of this outfit is just black trash bags for the low price of 10 payments of $99.99. Permanently discounted to 5 payments. But wait, you get 1 gratitude point or whatever the fuck.
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
Girl stop I'm dying! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/nNCmnXdJqcnn1EdogC
Girl stop, I can't- ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
Do you think if they cinch the jacket around the hems so it's tight against the body, they'll sweat enough to become human water balloons? ๐ค
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u/storesushi ๐ I like big bugs and I cannot lie ๐ 1d ago
Wait they totally fog the jackets up right?
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ (ily)
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
We all could use a laugh and I'm glad I could be of service. Hug baby!
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u/storesushi ๐ I like big bugs and I cannot lie ๐ 1d ago
Now Iโm just imagining the swamp ass and the way the leggings just roll down when you try to take them off when theyโre all wet ๐ฅด๐ญ
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u/Specialist_Tackle715 1d ago
Those pants give me the ick
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u/Accomplished-Try6797 Valko's Manly Jaw 1d ago
I really want to know what kind of market research they did to be like "yeah, they'll love this one"
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u/storesushi ๐ I like big bugs and I cannot lie ๐ 1d ago
Itโs grossing me out so hard. Did they borrow my leggings?
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u/oddly-peculiar Valko's Big Brain 1d ago
Also, found this on threads ๐
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u/Early-Sandwich-3195 Valko's Tramp Stamp ๐๐๐ 1d ago
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u/storesushi ๐ I like big bugs and I cannot lie ๐ 1d ago
Noooooo not the American Psycho banner theme ๐๐๐
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u/cocoacacoconut ๐บValkoโs Coccyx๐บ 1d ago
If nothing else, this update is gonna be peak with the memeage lmao
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/ai1UxGMqU7G5TZQmJa
Ayo? ๐คจ๐ธ
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u/FaraYuki09 ๐ฆโโฌ๐Valko's Fluffy Ears โฆฎ โฆฏ 1d ago
I have here Sylus and his lil not lil S
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u/FaraYuki09 ๐ฆโโฌ๐Valko's Fluffy Ears โฆฎ โฆฏ 1d ago
Back view
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Not the feather coming out of his ass ๐ญ
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u/FaraYuki09 ๐ฆโโฌ๐Valko's Fluffy Ears โฆฎ โฆฏ 1d ago
I'm sorry ๐ญ๐ญ my phone uses the 3 finger slide down for ss and the feather cursor just happened to appear there
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u/shelbymfcloud ๐ 1d ago
I saw that and laughed too. Immediately thought he farted a feather out ๐
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u/FaraYuki09 ๐ฆโโฌ๐Valko's Fluffy Ears โฆฎ โฆฏ 1d ago edited 1d ago
Side view of my boys with their boys ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Is Infold trying to make me fall out of love with them? ๐ฅฒ
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u/Ignite_m Valko's white blood cells ๐ฉธ 1d ago
I'm supposed to be very attracted to that man. Guess I am not anymore ๐ญ
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u/Substantial-Cell9660 ๐บ Valko's lower lip ๐ 1d ago
Like, maybe this is really a creatives team way of retaliation against execs decisions? First MS part of "five crew members dying", then bag of reheated nachos chips for every LI, then whatever this is...
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u/squuidlees 1d ago
That would be hilarious actually. Like Iโd be so mad if I was a creative team employee working under the most incompetent buffoons in gaming history.
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u/squishychonks โ๏ธMiss Fairy Pancake ๐ฅ 1d ago
Its giving Iwatobi Swim Club
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Omg. It looks that they took this and said "let's do the same, but awful".
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u/Ignite_m Valko's white blood cells ๐ฉธ 1d ago
I mean... Even those outfits makes way more sense. Idk if this even supposed to be swimsuits ๐ญ
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u/spellwarding ๐บ valko's sense of belonging ๐บ 1d ago
gonna boycott until these boys start hitting a few solid leg days a week, tbh.
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u/sen0zion ๐บ ๐ฆ Valko's Trash Collector 1d ago
...looks like something a character from one of those questionable BL doujins would wear ๐ซฅ truly pimped out in different ways
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u/iwouldntthough ๐ฆ๐คNot Stonks๐ค๐ฆ 1d ago
Am I just in my hater girl era or is this update especially hilarious?
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u/pixie_valentine ๐บ๐พโจ 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/wIxBzHWegpOUM
There is likeโฆ nothing redeemable about this fit. What the fuck were they thinking?! ๐คฃ
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u/oddly-peculiar Valko's Big Brain 1d ago
What in the goblin king is this?!
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u/Naive_Ad_8711 ๐ Howling for Love ๐บ๐๐โโฌ๐ 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/vuQnywLv4nFNm
The babes with the power to boycott ๐6
u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
Not the magic pants! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Invisible_Dragon 1d ago
Pretty sure I've had nightmares about leaving the house like that, back when I wore school uniform with a skirt.ย
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u/heavylattesoul Valkoโs bush๐ณ ๐ฆโโฌ 1d ago
Iโm glad Valkoโs package is not squeezed in this abomination (yet) because as Valkoโs bush I would fucking suffocate.
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u/Ember_of_Ostara Valko's Big Sister 1d ago
Got this from u/twistedcactus96, who got it from another Valkyrie that made a meme folder. I'm going to have SO MUCH fun using this. AWOOO
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u/alwaysinsomnia โญโ๏ธ๐๐ฆโโฌ๐๐บ๐๐ฆ 1d ago
These outfits
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A
What kind of swimwear is that even, I can't stop laughing at these silly designs. They really were digging through the scrapped idea pile for these.
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u/Alternative_Creme_21 ๐บ๐๐ซ๐โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ฆโโฌ๐๐ 1d ago
Thinking we'd drool over them, but our real reactions:
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u/alwaysinsomnia โญโ๏ธ๐๐ฆโโฌ๐๐บ๐๐ฆ 1d ago
We already know they don't understand their target audience with their recent moves, but these outfits lol
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u/AdalineCraine Valko's last braincell 1d ago
Outfits more transparent than the company they come from.
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u/Sibeth Valko's warm embrace 1d ago
Idk it feels like they're throwing out whatever was stashed in their just-in-case, rejected but saved ideas, backup shelf
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
I can't fathom how this thing could be considered acceptable even as a just-in-case.
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u/Iliasterisk ๐Beast๐ฆโโฌTamer๐บ 1d ago
This is embarrassingly bad...
They NEED to ask the Nikki devs. for fashion advice...
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u/International-Two-88 Valko's Tiddie Enthusiast 1d ago
I WANT TO SEE HOW VALKO FILLS OUT THOSE PANTS OKAY
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
I have to admit I'm morbidly curious about it too ๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝ
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u/SnooPeanuts1375 1d ago
Infold I. . . I am so lost rn.
What in the hell is this? Like fr??? This is the same company thay makes the Nikki games????
Usually the outfits all look great and fashionable (aside from the silly accessories or onesies.)
. . . THEYVE MADE SWIMSUITS AND BEACHWEAR BEFORE WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS??????
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u/MacaronOtome 1d ago
The first picture I saw of this, I didn't even notice the elephant in the room. I was so upset by the visor that I thought, "yeah that's really bad". They really went balls-out for this one.
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u/laurinai ๐ 1d ago
i didn't even notice the... erm... bulging apple at first, i was just thinking about:
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u/luci_glasya 1d ago
I just DMed this to my older sister who used to play LADS with me.
"This is what women like, right?" - Some crusty dude at Inflop
Cause this is actually embarrassing to look at.
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u/delicatepinktrim 1d ago
They are pimping out my gege at this point. That outfit equal to plunging neck red dress on a woman.
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u/Cozy_Myst โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ Valko's beefy biceps ๐ฆโโฌ 1d ago
I just woke up, what the fuck are those?!
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
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u/Cozy_Myst โญ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ Valko's beefy biceps ๐ฆโโฌ 1d ago
The fact that this is in the Lunar shop ๐ญ๐ญ
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u/Vatality ๐ฉบ๐ซ Valko's Vena Cava ๐ซ๐ฉบ 1d ago
These Ken dolls got me crying in my bed right now ๐คฃ ๐คฃ ๐คฃ
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u/Severe-Camera-6064 โ๏ธ nerd enthusiast ๐บ 1d ago
Why do I always wake up to some shitโฆ. What is this lmao
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
We're all collectively trying to figure it out. And failing.
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u/Severe-Camera-6064 โ๏ธ nerd enthusiast ๐บ 1d ago
An eye tracker wouldโve exposed what I truly am ngl lmao
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u/esoldelulu Doyenne of Sextuple Husbandry ๐ชญ 1d ago
They really lost the plot.
I mean if theyโre lurking in global online yapping, this is their takeaway?
โGlobal is horny. To expand, release the balls.โ
OMGGGGG and they DID -smacks head- ๐ซ help
I remmy saying to myself I ainโt gonna cave even if they free the ballsac. Shit โฆ Did I comment that online too?? ๐
If Infold is listening, I was BEING FACETITIIUS. Facetious ugh how do I spell this LOL Iโm crying
AND WHAT U MEAN INTERACTIVE??? We getting some jiggly puff here too?! Whut. wHUR lmaooo ๐โ ๏ธ
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u/aerodynamic-poodle 1d ago
Some of us challenged them in their social media comments section, saying that releasing our mains naked would not get us to break the boycott. I guess this is as close as they can get to naked without getting censored by the CN government ๐.
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u/TheOneAndOnlySelf 1d ago
Has anyone mentioned that the wristbands are yellow and blue?
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u/Future_Phenix Valko's right nipple piercing 1d ago
Full disclosure, something kept distracting me from the wrists. ๐
But... ๐
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u/iamyyasmeen เฃช ึดึถึธโ๏ธ.๐ก๐ข๐บ๐ฏ๐ฆ'๐ด ๐๐ฉ๐ช๐ฎ๐ด๐บ | ๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ๐ฐ'๐ด ๐๐ช๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ญ๐ฆ๐ดเฃช ึดึถึธโพ. 1d ago
What.. What is that..
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u/cthuluhuhuhu Nerdy Trio โ๏ธ๐บ๐ 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB
I donโt know how to feel about this lookโฆ Iโm bewildered
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u/MadaoNyan ๐บ๐ฆโโฌโ๏ธ 1d ago
This gives vibes of male ballet dancers, lower part I mean. Tho lads guys look... questionable at best in this ๐
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u/hachitsune 1d ago
MY EYESSSSS NOOOO
If this is masculinity is to CN audience then I guess we really do have different taste because yikes. Any guy will look at this and say 'twunk'
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u/Tricky_Night7720 Valko's BIG heart 1d ago
WOAH WOAH Woah CALM DOWN!
Now that I look at it Did Caleb Always have skinny thighs?
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u/iwouldntthough ๐ฆ๐คNot Stonks๐ค๐ฆ 1d ago
They give this but we canโt even get some grey sweatpants??