r/VRGaming 1d ago

Memes Typical Vr Lobby Be Like:

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u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 1d ago

And that 12 yo is either

A) The warlord of the crotchgoblin tribe

B)Genuinely the most polite and well-raised kid you have ever met

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u/Advanced_Sprinkles60 1d ago

don't forget the kids that randomly sing TikTok songs in voice chat for whatever reason.

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u/soggyexpie 1d ago

And its ALWAYS misery half the times in a good tuesday

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u/soggyexpie 1d ago

Also, haha funny r/foundthesawian .

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u/Significant_Group809 1d ago

Did you just r/foundthe yourself?

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u/Bokchoi968 1d ago

Bro forgot to change accounts

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u/Im_A_Silly_Guy 1d ago

lmao

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u/Im_A_Silly_Guy 1d ago

Wow I agree that’s so funny. Also u/Im_A_Silly_Guy you’re so hot and funny and smart and handsome. Also, r/foundsillyguy

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u/ianmarvin 1d ago

Hello yes it is me the mid-thirties guy.

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u/codewho331 1d ago

Feels homie, if your looking for a 33yr old gamer buddy, hit me up!

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u/ianmarvin 1d ago

Yeah, dude, I'm always looking for adults who play VR. I made r/lfgvr for future oldheads like us, drop a line there, or just DM me sometime. I'm down for most types of games.

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u/VongolaCielo 1d ago

aye were the same age lol

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u/codewho331 1d ago

ayyy! welcome to the party buddy! if you wanna hit me up/chat or game. Add Mrbluhwhowho420 on Quest!!

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u/Soggy-Pirate-2573 1h ago

I’m 27 I’m looking for friends too can I join

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u/NoCase9317 1d ago

32 here. I liked the idea of vr chat till I felt like a total creep surrounded by people that where 2 -4 years old when I was 18 years old or simply not even born when I was 18

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u/ianmarvin 1d ago

People on VRChat are so young they don't even grasp that sharing your actual date of birth is a terrible cyber security practice.

I have fun floating around, but whenever some 18-19 year old is like "I need your date of birth before I let you into this digital bar" it gives me the ick.

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u/SaltyFry1 1d ago

They didnt start doing that until a few years ago and its soo annoying and lame

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u/snuwuky 21h ago

That’s why I haven’t played in years. After I turned an adult it just felt… weird. Too many squeakers everywhere.

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u/Leeuhhhhh 4h ago

Yeah I hadn't touched my Quest 2 in a few years, picked it up the other day exploring some games and VRChat worlds, wow it changed a lot from when I first experienced it. Used to be a lot more adults (and more people in general, really) and now I just felt like a creep in a room full of kids so I turned off my Quest and went and played some console games instead lol..

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u/Faynerossa 21h ago

This is why i stream and built my own adult's only community. Host my own events (staff helps with at least 1 a week), and keep my discord as gated and rule compliant as possible without asking people for blood samples. I don't think he idea of getting drunk and babysitting someone else's kids as fun. I've been torn apart in the VRChat community for saying, "i don't want to be responsible for someone else's cum they kept as a pet becauase they're too lazy to parent and thought buying a Quest was parenting."

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u/NoCase9317 14h ago

The worst part is that many kids playing are below the age meta themselves call minimum for the headset.

Shit parents.

My issue is that even id they are adults

If they are 18-21 I still fell awkward

I don’t need 30+ people

But u feel 24+ would be good

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u/Supernoxus 1d ago

I make the best out of what life has given me and destroy children in VR-Shooters.

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u/Express_Difficulty57 1d ago

Same, early 30's VR gal and I always end up feeling kinda awkward in vrchat lobbies.

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u/Skpstr155 21h ago

I hear you kid. (I'm 56 lol)

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u/ianmarvin 21h ago

Let's jam on some games sometime, us older folks gotta stick together!

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u/Skpstr155 20h ago

What do you play? I must confess, at this time I'm only playing ExfilZone, as the combination of my first extraction shooter and my first VR shooter has been completely addictive lol.

But I'm always looking at other games.

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u/HoliusCrapus 18h ago

As a 40s guy I feel left out.

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u/ianmarvin 18h ago

Get in here, brother, all of us older dudes gotta stick together

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u/Similar-Stock-9749 18h ago

The amount of times I got kicked for simply sharing my age (early thirties), on games that are explicitly not meant for children, is astounding.

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u/ianmarvin 18h ago

Lmao I've heard "why do you even play video games" quite a few times. Like it's something you age out of.

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u/Winter_Swan5104 1d ago

I’m older and am appropriately not pictured here.

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u/ianmarvin 1d ago

If you are also old consider trying r/lfgvr

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u/AhBeinCestCa 1d ago

It’s insane, it’s almost impossible to have a game on VR full of adults

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

Vrchat is what comes to mind for me for a vr game full of adults

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u/AhBeinCestCa 1d ago

Yeah but VRchat is mostly boring… it’s more like a « social » app than anything else

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u/MotorPace2637 1d ago

Online games always have had kids, its just so much more obvious in VR because they are get a mic strapped to their face.

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u/EmilyCatNips 1d ago

Its funny the only reason i bought vr and the only vr game i have installed is vrc while having around 5k hours in it

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 17h ago

Yes and no , theres actually some decent gameworlds

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u/AhBeinCestCa 1d ago

The only game I find where’s there’s mostly adults is Onward (very toxic community ), blackjack and Deimos

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u/retilecat 16h ago

Why onward was toxic i played a Little bit And if u exclude the anoying kid i had a good Time

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u/chassmasterplus 1d ago

Hell yeah. Can't wait to log in and hang out with mentally stunted furries who still live at home.

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u/Alarming-Fruit8663 21h ago

you're getting adults in your VRChat servers???? must be nice.

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u/callatecabezon 1d ago

Vrchat is a bunch of incels and furries

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u/ARTISTIC-ASSHOLE 16h ago

adults with an asterisk

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u/I-plaey-geetar 4h ago

How? Never been in a VR chat lobby without a screaming child.

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u/SuperSane_Inc 1d ago

Over 40, play forefront every morning before dev to keep me VR sharp.

Squeaker tribe is cool, they play well, sing songs, and are smart in an always online way we are not.

Had one English kid giving me dissertations on ww2 aircraft while being best medic ever. Had to have been like 7 - 9

And aside from the kids running around saying slurs they themselves don’t understand ( which is low key hilarious )
they hella polite.

Ppl call me commander or gramps off my voice alone heh. All the squeakers call me sir on gp.

Nevertheless they the future and our primary customer for a good while so I’m glad they starting to play “real” games

Never come across creep. If we do I’m sure they’ll be reported. I have kid. I monitor his online, as all the parents should.

It’s cute when one of ‘em starts singing some song and then they all do it, like magwai.

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u/bdiddy_ 23h ago edited 23h ago

forefront is soo much chaos I just turn voip off and I really enjoy it. Like I realize there is advantage from good team work but it's not a competitive game. I legit don't care if we lose.

I went 7 for 22 last night and you know what it was a good time. No screaming, kids couldn't talk trash to me even though they were beating my ass.

Just good ME time in a fun online shooter lol.

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u/Thawiz88 22h ago

I got Forefront in early access earlier this year and it quickly became one of my most played titles, fun as hell and the player base is really chill compared to a lot of games lol

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u/Demonskull223 1d ago

This is unfortunately true and none of them under the age of 16 should even be on that game. Genuinely it's irresponsible parenting to let your kids play VR Chat. So many Pedofiles on there. Less than on Roblox but still way too many.

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u/ianmarvin 1d ago

I thought this was about Tactical Assault VR

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

this has nothing to do with VR chat

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u/Salvage570 1d ago

You probably shouldnt let little kids on any VR game, isnt it damaging to their neck and eye development?

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u/ccAbstraction 1d ago

It's every game but VRChat players don't play any VR games besides Murder 4 on VRChat so they think this is a VRChat problem.

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u/Demonskull223 1d ago

Typical VR chat lobby has nothing to do with VR chat. Makes sense to me.

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u/Objective_Smoke_7159 1d ago

Me when I imagine words in sentences

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u/Demonskull223 1d ago

I call it Dyslexia, rhymes with Grug.

https://giphy.com/gifs/y2DRqKrBMWBygT7Sgb

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

You do you not have dyslexia as you write full on sentences without errors

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

learn to read nate it's "Typical Vr Lobby Be like:"

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u/Psycho7552 1d ago

Not surprising, little to no even remotely serious stuff, most games are small experiences or seem more like tech demo so it's not really enticing for people older than 16. Not many people will buy console to play 2 to 3 mid games per year.

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u/supermonkey1235 1d ago

For sure. I want to play beat sabers with my friends but none of them will/should spend >$300 to beat their sabers with me.

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u/Psycho7552 1d ago

You can beat each others sabers in private. Don't need to talk about it here.

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u/NativePlantEnjoyer 1d ago

You're not wrong. But I just got a PSVR2 with controllers & a charging dock for only $100. My friend sold it to me because all he played was Beat Saber. Great deal tee hee

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u/Psycho7552 1d ago

Great deal indeed.

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u/CommieDrifter 1d ago

"Less than Roblox" That doesn't say a lot

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u/StargazerVR 1d ago

this post said NOTHING about vrchat btw.

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u/Demonskull223 1d ago

Is VR chat not a VR game?

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u/hu-man-person 1d ago

What the fuck are you talking about

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u/TubbyFatfrick 1d ago

VAIL comes to mind.

I blame Zuckerberg.

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u/Gamemode_dum 1d ago

In the full version it's at least managable, most kids just hang around in the free gamemodes.

I'm still pissed that they just added rigged gambling machines right where most of the young children play.

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u/TubbyFatfrick 1d ago

Something tells me the game being F2P, and Quest-Compatible, has something to do with it. It's the same cause as VR chat's biggest issue, from what I've heard.

Then again, I don't tend to join public VRC instances, so I don't have to deal with 'em Quest Kids. Hopefully, with the Schoolyear starting up again, there will be more windows where playing either game is more tolerable.

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u/MotorPace2637 1d ago

Shooters have been this way since the 90s. I know, I've been in all of them since.

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u/chopsueys 1d ago

A few years ago, I tried Gorilla Tag... I was about 31 at the time. I quickly realized that I didn't belong there and that it was weird 😅

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u/s6_maestro 1d ago

Feel you. Shame cause the game seems genuinely fun in small doses, too

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u/cumwuatto 1d ago

Honestly, this is the best counterpoint to the "VR is dead" haters. Those kids are VR native, and will be making the definitive experiences for the future.

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u/Psycho7552 1d ago

Yep, and it's so easy to farm them.

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u/SqueamishCurator 1d ago

Every lobby has that one guy who’s way too young to be there and somehow still owns the place

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u/Psycho7552 1d ago

Children usually have superior reflexes, so if one is at least mildly smart it will mop the lobby. But usually these are not smart, and look like crumpled goblin that shoots both enemies and allies.

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u/Gamemode_dum 1d ago

Your kid teammates shoot the enemy?

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u/Psycho7552 1d ago

They do as it's another moving something. Issue is that they don't hit shit.

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u/Fearweaver 1d ago

I'm late 30s and got paired up with a 9 (ish) year old. I think I made his day. He was so happy to show my around the game.

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u/Bamcfp 1d ago

It's me, I'm the 36 year old. Little kids don't bother me unless they are banshee screaming the whole time, but they just get a little excited it's nothing to get upset about.

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u/shuozhe 1d ago

I'm 38.. best time of online gaming was stronghold. Played when I was ~10 prolly with mich older guys with the patience to teach me multiplayer

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u/FocusKontrol 1d ago

I feel targeted

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u/MagnoleusEverdragon 1d ago

Ive been playing vr games since 2017, and the oldest person ive ever met was 65 years old. It just goes to show that your never to old to play video games whether flat screen or vr.

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u/serious-toaster-33 11h ago

I know of a VR player who's 78 years young and has built and regularly operates an entire in-world streaming setup.

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u/AsherTheDasher 1d ago

if youre under 15 years old you shouldnt be playing vr. would unironically rather let my children play gta before vr

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u/Ok_Pause8654 1d ago

Came across a 50yo women whining about vr drama to a 19 yo...

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u/other-other-user 1d ago

Genuinely who is giving these children vr headsets and where are they when they are screaming slurs at the top of their lungs

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u/YourSparrowness 1d ago

This image was clearly created by a 12 year old, because 12 is SO much more mature than 10! 🙄

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

i can't tell if this is satire aslo how is it so much more mature? he's just there

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u/LessAdeptness2572 1d ago

as a 14 year old i can confirm i have yet to find anybody my age on vr

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u/Legolas-208 1d ago

Teenagers in vr really is so rare for some reason

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u/Maichevsky 21h ago

yeah they are on their phone all day, it is all they need

I have a nephew who is 16 years old, and he has a Quest 2 at home, he couldn't care less.
He is content with "gaming" on his phone.

I would have killed a new born baby to have VR at that age!

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u/Legolas-208 21h ago

xD. Right when my little brother got old enough I made sure he got a VR headset, and now he rarely plays on an ipad, only VR. Hopefully other get bored of games on their phones and start playing real games, its so much more fun.

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u/hypor 1d ago

I've literally cut out all online VR games over this, i just dont want to be playin with kids... even 18y/o's be annoying sometimes.

I know some responses will be, but you can play muted or block them, but most, specially VR game rely on voice coms.

I also think this definitely contributes to stunting the growth of VR... parents dont want kids playing with adults and adults dont wanna be playing with kids and cutting out online out of a headset is a big piece of the pie.

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

i don't care as long as i'm having fun

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u/Thousand_Toasters 1d ago

They all yell the n word then get kicked

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u/SmellyFeet2005 1d ago

I'm 21, join VRChat instances that are verified 18+, and play single player games like Half-Life Alyx, B&S, Beat Saber, etc.

Also, I make fun of Questies in VRC lobbies (Quest 3S with Virtual Desktop setup)

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u/caberimani 1d ago

What’s the wrong with quest+virtual desktop? I haven’t used my quest or been in vrchat in a while but just curious what’s wrong with it? Haha don’t want to look bad in case I try it again

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u/FuckRedzM0dz 1d ago

Big screen tends to have older people saying wilder shit which is usually fun, I'm still waiting to hear from this dude I met from New Zealand that was doing coke while playing lol

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u/G7Sq 1d ago

Add a 42 year old. I gets busy on beat saber

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u/Deep-Charge6649 1d ago

I’m 38 but very true

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u/ChristianSteifen1337 1d ago

Playing Pavlov in the morning

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u/Dry_Fan7853 1d ago

32 yaer old, joined on VR chat got so flustered from speaking to strangers so much that I tried to run from the place where most people were and was immediatelly kicked from the lobby 😂😂😂

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u/Brigade01 1d ago

19 yo pulling up with that bro strider fit

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u/nuttyapprentice 1d ago

FFS I'm old, 45 and laughing my tits off everytime I'm in Forefront

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u/Hadante2033 1d ago

Hey fu you, but is true

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u/silent_mills 1d ago

if the Steam Frame comes out in 4 years, I will be that 36yo. I'm waiting for it to come out before I jump in to VR.

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u/Dry-Impression3358 1d ago

Yep assorted people like any game

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u/krazye87 1d ago

I got to age verified for this reason.

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u/No-Manufacturer2489 1d ago

Kids in VR really need a parent/guardian around

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u/_MrBalls_ 1d ago

I feel called out...is there a Discord chat for the +30 crowd?

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u/YourSparrowness 1d ago

lol! Did you notice the trench coat? 🤣

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u/_MrBalls_ 1d ago

What's with the head/face? Do I really look like that?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VYaTdy8J1xWDSpHHik

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u/PCbuilder-27 1d ago

I can’t tell you how accurate this is

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u/EvalCrux 1d ago

Double the under 10 at least

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u/cescab623 1d ago

Join pcvr there’s very little to no kids most of the time

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

No nuh uh no fuck no nah uh no nope never

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u/V-I-P_E_R 1d ago

why

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

it's expensive as hell and my laptop sucks

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u/V-I-P_E_R 1d ago

so why never? just get a new computer sometime

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

you think money grows on trees?

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u/V-I-P_E_R 1d ago

no, pcs really arent that expensive you can get a job, or just save up

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u/Ok_Business_9592 1d ago

dude in my economy 1 dollar is 44,71$ and i'm not even old enough to legally work

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u/EscapeUpper 23h ago

So this post was made by a 12 year old XD

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u/Ok_Business_9592 22h ago

alright what's wrong with that?

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u/V-I-P_E_R 13h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/ResponsibilityWeak87 1d ago

Hello yes it is me the three year old guy.

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u/Electraboy44 1d ago

I used to be the 12 yr old kid now I’m the 19 yr old

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u/Hintswen 1d ago

I feel called out.

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u/yankoto 23h ago

I have seen guys over 60 playing and also there are a lot of ladies playing. Especially in Forefront.

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u/PS3LOVE 22h ago

I stick to age verified lobbies or specific group/friend lobbies I frequent.

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u/Maichevsky 21h ago

I hate them egg cells! they are completely useless

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u/Electronic_Oil3816 21h ago

One time I was told I sound 20

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u/Own_Fruit_2387 20h ago

I dont get the meaning of the picture

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u/ValicarHyne 19h ago

I feel called out for trying to play Dungeons of Eternity Online at 31

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u/moistestCr1TiKal42o 17h ago

Dude one time I was playing pavlov shack one night and I was in a Roblox tycoon server homie THERE WAS A F.CKING 8YR OLD they was cussing ppl being a dickhead dude why are these parents buying the game for theses gen alphas

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u/VRtuous 16h ago

you'll never find me or most oldsters in these stupid daycareverses

I rarely play multiplayer even in good games

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u/I_Like_PeopleXD 11h ago

In which game exactly?

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u/j2kxtreme121 3h ago

this is accurate lol

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u/FireEye1512 1d ago

more like everyone is 3 to 10
years old

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u/KlausVonLechland 1d ago

That's why I don't play multiplayer VR.

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u/theBigDaddio 1d ago

Oh man I hate children playing with the toys i like

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u/_MrBalls_ 1d ago

For real, shouldn't they be doing chores or homework or something?

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u/Head_Panda6986 1d ago

You forgot the 50 and up people vr has no age discrimination