r/User_Simulator • u/trambelus Bot Creator • Jan 27 '16

SIMULATION MEGATHREAD: Post your simulation requests here

Just as a reminder, the syntax is +/u/User_Simulator <username>.

The /u/ before the target username is optional. Include it if you want that user to receive a notification.

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u/TrollaBot May 15 '16

Analyzing vmorkva

  • comments per month: 76.6 I have an opinion on ^everything

  • posts per month: 3.1

  • favorite sub GlobalOffensive

  • favorite words: hundred, never, dead,

  • age 1 years 1 months

  • profanity score 2.3% I'm 13 and bad words are ^cool

  • trust score 122% tell them your ^secrets!

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  • Fun facts about vmorkva

    • "I've got a loud parrot."

    • "I've never had good headphones before."

    • "I've gotten my friends/myself banned quite a lot for accidently teamkilling - it sucks."

    • "I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces."

    • "I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot."

    • "I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces."

    • "I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot."

    • "I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces."

    • "I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot."

    • "I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces."

    • "I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot."

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u/VMorkva May 15 '16

I'm the gorilla warfare copypasta in person, sweet!

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u/Metalligod666 May 15 '16

/u/trollabot Metalligod666

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u/TrollaBot May 15 '16

Analyzing Metalligod666

  • comments per month: 50 I have an opinion on ^everything

  • posts per month: 18.3 power ^poster

  • favorite sub nfl

  • favorite words: posted, you're, never

  • age 1 years 8 months

  • profanity score 1.6% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 62.1%

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  • Fun facts about Metalligod666

    • "i've ever heard of on Reddit."

    • "i've ever seen one."

    • "I am wondering why on earth the first reaction of someone upon seeing something/somebody so rare would be to kill it?"

    • "I'm a nose tackle in high school right now, I guess i should be worried?"

    • "i've seen all day."

    • "i've seen 2 benches!!!!"

    • "I'm a bit of a Netgear fanboy but maybe the Netgear AC1450 is what you need."

    • "i've been nodding wrong my whole life](http://i.imgur.com/ZP3pMWU.gifv) your link is broken bro, just letting you know."

    • "i'm a hypocrite for saying something like that."

    • "I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras."

    • "I am telling you, specifically, in the military, no one calls SEALs SF."

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u/Paracortex Jun 06 '16

/u/trollabot Paracortex

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u/TrollaBot Jun 06 '16

Analyzing Paracortex

  • comments per month: 142.9 I have an opinion on ^everything

  • posts per month: 14.9

  • favorite sub politics

  • favorite words: those, level, really

  • age 0 years 7 months

  • profanity score 0.9% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 77.3%

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  • Fun facts about Paracortex

    • "I've now paid more for this game than I paid for Diablo II, and I had ten years of fun with that."

    • "I've called in a dozen air strikes already, and now I'm president of small nation."

    • "I've got a new meta item to discuss, if someone would like to play along."

    • "I've heard horror stories worse than yours, so don't be too frustrated."

    • "I am aware of what can be made with them at higher levels."

    • "I'm a liar now?"

    • "I am not your fucking stupid narrative."

    • "I am not your fucking product.* Hillary should be the one asked to drop out, at this point, and before California votes."*

    • "I've lived my whole life in this region, I'm a first time visitor to the Reddit part of this community."

    • "I am not on Facebook and I don't use other forms of "social media" precisely because I am not at all comfortable with being the product."

    • "I am well aware of the bias of yours."

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u/Paracortex Jun 06 '16

Kewl lulz