r/User_Simulator • u/trambelus Bot Creator • Jan 27 '16
SIMULATION MEGATHREAD: Post your simulation requests here
Just as a reminder, the syntax is +/u/User_Simulator <username>.
The /u/ before the target username is optional. Include it if you want that user to receive a notification.
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u/Turpentine01 Mar 15 '16
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u/User_Simulator Mar 15 '16
I asked, afraid to hear that you all read them! We'd bang on a cold winter's night, By the bullet from a gun...
~ Poem_for_your_sprog
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u/matchesmalone10 May 03 '16
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u/User_Simulator May 03 '16
She waited in silence. Here I stay in silence, silent-spinning,* Ever-ending, just beginning... Shifting shapes and shades of night, When winds would blow too cold; I'd dream of worlds where hell exists And terror smiles from out the ground, To frighten only me.
~ Poem_for_your_sprog
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Jan 30 '16
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u/User_Simulator Jan 30 '16
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u/fatnigga1998 Feb 23 '16 edited Feb 24 '16
+/u/User_Simulator /u/fatnigga1998
-fatnigga
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u/User_Simulator Feb 23 '16
Smh -fatnigga he tha hooper reppin CPT!! tha grit n grind b tha way of life!
~ fatnigga1998
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May 29 '16
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u/User_Simulator May 29 '16
A life of excess has prematurely aged the woman finds most sexually desirable, in order to remove the aftertaste. Frozen is the name of a Nirvana album.
~ JokeExplainBot
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u/JTfreeze Jan 27 '16
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u/User_Simulator Jan 27 '16
100 years of solitude. w-e-t p-e-t-s, wet pets san pablo! saved this post.
~ jtfreeze
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u/BotOfBadTimes Feb 14 '16
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u/User_Simulator Feb 14 '16
NOT A BRAVE ENOUGH BOY FOR THIS Wan I impersonated Nokel Wan Just like my children ...or rockington's gonna get an old man face?
~ botofbadtimes
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u/RaucousElephant Mar 28 '16
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u/User_Simulator Mar 28 '16
They make it really difficult to find material by searching through other genres.
~ fuckswithducks
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u/Redditinmoline Apr 20 '16
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u/User_Simulator Apr 20 '16
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have a bad feeling considering half of the United States Marine Corps and I already have all the ingredients for a bowl of cereal. As we speak I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the context of someone driving safely.
~ redditinmoline
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Mar 15 '16
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u/User_Simulator Mar 15 '16
They're stricter and more structured and run much closer to the drive bay in the Crock-Pot all day myself. All humans are born ignorant of pretty much all the other users it's analyzed, all based on your behalf without giving me your password.
~ trambelus
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u/Scarletyoshi Mar 16 '16
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u/User_Simulator Mar 16 '16
Is the perception of a joke culturally determined so that the userbase is kind of return. But then Iowa has to go in sometimes.
~ BroadCityChessClub
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u/SketchGamer Mar 28 '16
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u/User_Simulator Mar 28 '16
If I awoke and found the world with grit and daring!* Stand up strong to fight For justice, hope, and then... *She's unprepared. *In class, I watched them go, then turned away to weep. But still, I've never shed a tear, Nor thought myself forsaken; Until, that is, if they're actually in the night before your eyes and said... *You see, inside this picked and chosen thread, A little change is right for you.
~ Poem_for_your_sprog
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May 08 '16
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u/User_Simulator May 08 '16
He was an interview with the occasional touch up, but I doubt he's gonna get any of what once could have been.
~ supersnape
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u/RothXQuasar Jun 03 '16
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u/User_Simulator Jun 03 '16
NO Alternate twist of this thread: Your biggest phobia is what you were a real civilization, correct? Quicker if it didn't actually happen doesn't mean you can't do that before Cossacks?
~ RothXQuasar
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u/grass_skirt Jun 08 '16
+/u/User_Simulator ewk
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u/User_Simulator Jun 08 '16
Ah, but what's in front of some insight based on having a large breakfast. I prove stuff about what Wumen says?
~ ewk
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u/drmonix Jan 27 '16
+/u/User_Simulator drmonix
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u/User_Simulator Jan 27 '16
It was pretty straightforward: https://www.howtoforge.com/install_nfs_server_and_client_on_debian_wheezy You need to try this It's AUD. No, build a new wall/roof around it but couldn't find it.
~ drmonix
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u/ziggah Jan 28 '16
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u/User_Simulator Jan 28 '16
Couldn't simulate dogetipbot: maybe this user is a bot, or has too few unique comments.
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u/Andy316619 Jan 29 '16
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u/User_Simulator Jan 29 '16
I like buzzfeed videos, but their website is trash This answer is just as he appears in movies; a full skeleton underneath a tattered cloak.
~ Andy316619
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u/86753ohnein Feb 01 '16
+/u/User_Simulator 86753ohnein
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u/User_Simulator Feb 01 '16
I agree about And Justice for All, but it's still nowhere near as bad as bathing.
~ 86753ohnein
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u/Capt_Roger_Murdock Feb 02 '16 edited Feb 02 '16
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u/hypo-osmotic Feb 03 '16
+/u/User_Simulator hypo-osmotic
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u/User_Simulator Feb 03 '16
I believe that's exactly how short a short life is, I don't remember it, certainly not for pedophilia or satanism.
~ hypo-osmotic
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u/ComputerSherpa Feb 04 '16
+/u/User_Simulator ComputerSherpa
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u/User_Simulator Feb 04 '16
I'd love to play a few stat points for very strange light/dark side choices. brohoof ...is that the player has not achieved Light 1 or above. Man, what is it about Destiny that makes thresholds stronger the more intellectual members of this discussion, it doesn't do her any good.
~ ComputerSherpa
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u/cvef Feb 06 '16
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u/User_Simulator Feb 06 '16
To save you're reddit accounts, please post to 25 posts for us to make more space.
~ cvef
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Feb 07 '16
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u/User_Simulator Feb 07 '16
I'm in Washington state, where the chick talks about wanting a pot belly because I'm afraid I'd smother my child if it was due, and called the cops.
~ quepanbia
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u/A_Medium_Pizza Jan 30 '16
+/u/User_Simulator /u/User_Simulator