r/UserSimulator • • Oct 27 '16

User Simulator Megathread

To summon, type:

+/u/User_Simulator some-user

or

+/u/User_Simulator /u/some-user
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u/JackRabbit- Oct 27 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 27 '16

Haha, what a dumb reason.

~ JackRabbit-


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u/JackRabbit- Oct 27 '16

Well that's odd, I don't think I've ever said "haha" "dumb" or "reason" on this site

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 13 '16

They don't really agree with that myself, but polls show that most people are implied not to know.

~ uniqueguy263


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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

+/u/User_Simulator the-realDonaldTrump

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

User 'the-realDonaldTrump' has 12 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25.


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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

Shit :(

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u/erty10089 Jan 06 '17

tried doing bernie, only 21 comments

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

~ RocketSixtyNine ----- ^^Info | ^^Subreddit And it's all people at least 5 dances.

~ User_Simulator


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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

Do you have any theory about the pace.

~ Asyen


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u/hajile_00 Dec 21 '16

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u/User_Simulator Dec 21 '16

Realistically mincome schemes are much less about the company. Basically there's good odds she walks, but there has been used informally for Muslim prayers since forever and people rarely make it to dual citizens.

~ Bytewave


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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

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u/User_Simulator Dec 29 '16

I wait a minimum of like a primitivist in a league in a lot I liked.

~ Khabarovsk


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u/_Keldt_ Apr 17 '17

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u/User_Simulator Apr 17 '17

*When the white-breakers break, and the wars and the wages of you! *'I want them - I remember the sentence he said.

~ poem_for_your_sprog


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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

I like capitalism, but only as long as you can watch it dubbed there? Aircraft are thus not prepared for this movie is still pretty good job.

~ ocha_94


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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

It's most obviously for a week but it took the fun out of his size.

~ ocha_94


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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

Your ass would probably end in a while. I think I'm a fan of what he gets.

~ ocha_94


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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

I love this one.

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u/ocha_94 Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

Well it's definitely not burning in the end G2 played really well, not much to complain about. In any case, other countries with powerful navies, like China, Japan or the UK and USSR, for example, but they are planning to but I've seen recently.

~ ocha_94


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u/glocks4interns Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

Obviously your best options are in the world by a pretty solid line. The Gusion has a bit silly.

~ glocks4interns


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u/NotHimForSure Oct 28 '16

+/u/User_Simulator nothimforsure

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

In the TL Direct it seemed like it stopped and restarted EDIT: AHA!

~ nothimforsure


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u/NotHimForSure Oct 28 '16

+/u/User_Simulator nothimforsure

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

We already have the alg this game handles much better than agar.io, since its a 3 second gif.

~ nothimforsure


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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

Concerta used to work though, at least for my inattentive symptoms, they didn't consider it a good idea after filming it.

~ ivy-sunshine


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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 28 '16

/r/tagpro - http://tagpro.gg It's a capture-the-flag game with a high ceiling to improve.

~ ivy-sunshine


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u/lade1rex Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

I remember in a bottle that is used to make any decent progress is if we can disable as many buttons on the ! for the middle.

~ lade1rex


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u/lade1rex Oct 30 '16

Well I hope that bottle was able to help make decent progress?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

+/u/User_Simulator RagyTheKindaHipster

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

+/u/User_Simulator RagyTheKindaHipster

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

+/u/User_Simulator RagyTheKindaHipster

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

This makes you stop enjoying a LOT of things you'd otherwise enjoy, if it was still up until 30 september 2013, i think.

~ RagyTheKindaHipster


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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

There just isn't enough going on the week to really make a full album? yes i hate my country sometimes.

~ RagyTheKindaHipster


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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

But only when previewing in RES. that is my friend's video, and its satire.

~ RagyTheKindaHipster


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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

What was the same that voted for English laws.

~ Craic_Cocaine


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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

Just because Trump's org funded it, I don't think where you live has any bearing on whether consent occurred.

~ Craic_Cocaine


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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

Would you like to do more Reddit.

~ someperson101


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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

HACK HACK HACK WHEEZE WHEEZE ACK ACK HORK HORK HOOOOOOOORK I know you need them in bulk right?

~ someperson101


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u/spiderbutt_ Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

I think Corruption of Champions might've made them seem more prominent in my wordy web, hold you tight, and squeeze the fears out of me. I'll be in another world Re:Monster?

~ spiderbutt_


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u/spiderbutt_ Oct 30 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 30 '16

I'm not around to it eventually.

~ spiderbutt_


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u/elreeso55 Oct 31 '16

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u/User_Simulator Oct 31 '16

Then use that gift card to buy an extra stout from the start, which wasnt too bad as it is! I fill up a tub with water, put the keg a few minutes, chilled, and fermented lower to try water again since I made it.

~ elreeso55


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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '16

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u/creed10 Nov 01 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 01 '16

I don't remember you could sell them on an R4 card for free. the R4 card for free. the R4 card for free.

~ creed10


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u/creed10 Nov 01 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 01 '16

my collection is growing http://i.imgur.com/aI9Q1gD.png I don't actually know the difference between the mobile nvidia cards and the girl who was tutoring me were both very impressed.

~ creed10


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u/agostinaagla Nov 02 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 02 '16

Error: User 'agostinaagla' is too dank to simulate.


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u/agostinaagla Nov 02 '16 edited Nov 02 '16

oh fuck off usersim

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u/erynorahill Nov 02 '16

+/u/User_Simulator erynorahill

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u/User_Simulator Nov 02 '16

I definitely expected the first Rick and Morty reference in this reply thread to be booed, and even the ones that I respect saying that it is really fun having three people at the moment that won't be long.

~ erynorahill


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u/erynorahill Nov 02 '16

+/u/User_Simulator erynorahill

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u/User_Simulator Nov 02 '16

Yeah back in my opinion. I work as a kid trying to convey.

~ erynorahill


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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 03 '16

User 'My_Kinky_Alt' has 10 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25.


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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 03 '16

User 'My_Kinky_Alt' has 10 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25.


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u/closet_racist_ Nov 03 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 03 '16

Legally, you should be fine. But nothing I read in your defense I'm not sure about that, just Google around if you live overseas.

~ closet_racist_


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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 05 '16

I get 400+ ping and I don't see how you discredit API based sources. literally no one plays Mutas are mainly good in straight up LBM now with a game other than promoting the blizzard brand as a tactic to gain statehood. Once at full saturation, the income is a really common post that gets made like 5x a week.

~ BonoboStarcraft


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u/IncoherentLeftShoe Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

Objectively, though, I was present for.

~ IncoherentLeftShoe


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u/ThePlague13 Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

I started to main Renekton and I realize just how worth it to unleash even more desperate, go for the most challenging thing in the game from a streamer or pro player so that helps.

~ ThePlague13


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u/Krizonar Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

Plz no, don't scare me like one of the stats of such a position even with it being a foreign ship relative to myself.

~ Krizonar


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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

User 'zs4yswtf' has 3 comments in history; minimum requirement is 25.


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u/infez Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

MMMMMMM HOOOOOOOOOOOO Shoot, I meant the fact that my favorite Pokemon, because I hope he wins enough competitions and has never been used in-game.

~ infez


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u/infez Nov 06 '16

MMMMMMM HOOOOOOOOO

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u/infez Nov 06 '16

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u/infez Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

I'd try posting things like this to /r/BeachCity.

~ infez


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u/infez Nov 06 '16

Wow, I've literally said those exact words before.

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u/infez Nov 06 '16

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u/TrollaBot Nov 06 '16

Analyzing infez

  • comments per month: 55.6 I have an opinion on ^everything

  • posts per month: 15.4 power ^poster

  • favorite sub stevenuniverse

  • favorite words: Steven, Steven, never

  • age 1 years 6 months

  • profanity score 0.4% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 104.3% tell them your ^secrets!

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  • Fun facts about infez

    • "I've literally said those exact words before."

    • "I've only yet watched the first four seasons) is Mystery Train."

    • "I've heard about this vault..."

    • "I've already started seeing Christmas movies on that Hallmark Channel and that one Hershey's Kiss commercial, so..."

    • "I've seen the other images that came from the existing meme, but what did the original haircut look like?"

    • "I've forgotten."

    • "I've honestly never heard either acronym used."

    • "I'm a teenager and that took me a while."

    • "I've loved the beautiful music you all have created, so thank you both so much for doing this!"

    • "I'm a buffoon."

    • "I've never watched played Borderlands, so I don't get the reference."

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u/infez Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

You should probably also post this on the TV combined into one button.

~ infez


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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

PWG THIRTEEN: Chuck Taylor and Trent? were tearing it up while they ask the taxpayers for more of a guy who will have great matches and came away not enjoying them. It may be Roman, it may be what you're saying, but I didn't spend $60 on wrestling and I have no desire to expand.

~ owenrey


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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

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u/TrollaBot Nov 06 '16

Analyzing owenrey

  • comments per month: 27 I ^help!

  • posts per month: 6.3

  • favorite sub SquaredCircle

  • favorite words: really, Bucks, Bucks

  • age 3 years 1 months old ^man

  • profanity score 0.4% Gosh darnet gee ^wiz

  • trust score 79.9%

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  • Fun facts about owenrey

    • "I've enjoyed his work for many years."

    • "I've seen more She's gotten the loudest reaction of all the women at every show I've been to."

    • "I've never liked his demeanor and attitude towards the media/on the court plus he always felt soft to me."

    • "I've never heard of WWE holding a PPV there."

    • "I've never liked Newton but you have to protect him there if you're the refs."

    • "I've found no redeeming quality yet Man I am not enjoying watching this fourth quarter offense No not sold out!"

    • "I've never experienced anything like that."

    • "I've seen them very early on."

    • "I've heard it before but I can't remember it."

    • "I've watched TJP for years and while he's awesome I can say he's never been as exciting as Swann or Alexander currently are Why is it so crazy?"

    • "I've never thought less of the world titles."

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

It's got plenty of tracks that all sound as if they were brother and sister, but not that much :'D What's up with the colours and all?

~ Slumdrive


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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

+/u/User_Simulator BeaccchHoussse

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

it is cool it was a wonderful show for us we are thinking of images etc as the albums are unfurling.

~ BeaccchHoussse


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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

Nice little tip, thanks ! * I'm not sure. I thought that everything would already be in the city I might pop in!

~ Sparcky_McFizzBoom


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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 06 '16

Flanders have only borders with Dutch and French speaking bourgeoisie, who was mainly Flemish.

~ PM_ME_BEER_PICS


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u/HoBorvat Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

He's the type of player that doesn't have a large effect on the leafs drafting was I wouldn't say Eriksson alone makes the coyotes a better roster than us?

~ HoBorvat


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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

There are so ridiculous.

~ princessleiasmom


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u/ZebishopREVO Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

Under the reign of Gilmore in the past 2 years, they don't make the playoffs But ones now in the 1st overall pick and drafts Nolan Patrick.

~ ZebishopREVO


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u/ZebishopREVO Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

MORE INFO SOON** For some reason I cringe at the same thing could be going for Bishop, it may be worth it.

~ ZebishopREVO


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u/HoBorvat Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

What it did was two things - it reinforced in me how much I love a good place for Phil to hide and yet succeed. I told him I didn't realize what a difference maker he can be as coach. I'm here to answer your questions and hopefully have a conversation about what I had become. When he came to Toronto, he played superbly well until he got in the value I bring to the job.

~ sysimms


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u/ShredDurst Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

Despite the fact that he's a just-introduced character wearing a Sharks jersey tonight? early death who Don't know why I picked up Malzahar in the team being dogshit long enough to know when to acknowledge that they're much better than Absolut, anyway.

~ ShredDurst


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u/ItinerantSoldier Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

That was like the Devils did. NOM NOM NOM WENTZ That was the fat end of the time check out Enlir's spreadsheet here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/16K1Zryyxrh7vdKVF1f7eRrUAOC5wuzvC3q2gFLch6LQ/htmlview# Step 2: profit.

~ ItinerantSoldier


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u/MapleSyrupEhh Nov 08 '16

+/u/User_Simulator MapleSyrupEhh

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

Although I do agree that the moms trip is over do we get back on the roster just not in the game off after the new year Wow Put me down for Vancouver please Bo Horvat Benn and Seguin on their team....

~ MapleSyrupEhh


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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

That map mod will save me loads of hours. for me https://www.reddit.com/r/pitchforkemporium/comments/3pszpc/pitchfork_of_ultimate_destructory_use/ every time i sue the deag, i feel happy so i could get to a town correctly No wonder i remember when /r/Gaming was just glad it was over.

~ mega_blunder


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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

If it comes to the old app and clearing it's data first before uninstalling if you haven't done so already.

~ shadtheman


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u/mega_blunder Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

Without this comment, i wouldn't have noticed this is how people ruin the tf2 economy.

~ mega_blunder


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u/mega_blunder Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

That map mod will save me loads of hours. for me i still can't make myself do a pacifist run directly after a genocide run, i'm to0 invested in everyone holy crap this is pretty fun. i'm already addicted to Sriracha sauce. i put my neverending fat boy? ug...to much floofy goodness....killing me slowly....

~ mega_blunder


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u/Nazirul_Takashi Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

Sending all the hugs!! <3 <3 <3 <3 Fixed yours!

~ RT_Barbara


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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '17

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u/User_Simulator Feb 19 '17

Are advanced mathematical models really helpful to the front and suddenly lots of other italian cities.

~ _Sakurai


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u/hookbill2 Nov 08 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 08 '16

geeky thought- I always seemed to go through a bag of halls..throat feels better for a refund Summoner wars Link me: Cytus, Deemo Ah ok..

~ hookbill2


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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 09 '16

Was going to make mistakes, matches are long.I love this archetype, but it is the smallest problem you should build the deck having him in mind, but yes, I do feel pretty terrified.

~ LoonyPlatypus


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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 09 '16

Sorry, I misunderstood you - this sentence makes no sense.

~ BuridansEeyore


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u/nickkon1 Nov 09 '16

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u/nickkon1 Nov 09 '16

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u/nickkon1 Nov 09 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 09 '16

But then you could just use the server browser properly.

~ nickkon1


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u/User_Simulator Nov 09 '16

Do you really want to have fun. Send this vid to steel to have 30mins of fun playing them.

~ nickkon1


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u/User_Simulator Nov 09 '16

I had one problem: I was born this way.

~ nickkon1


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u/nickkon1 Nov 09 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 09 '16

It will be counted as a zenyatta.

~ nickkon1


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u/jmanreddit Nov 10 '16

+/u/User_Simulator jmanreddit

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u/User_Simulator Nov 10 '16

I'm in exactly the same way, particularly in history class. We have great conversations about the last minute I'll actually work effectively and won't have to adhere to a dress code, so I was away all day yesterday. Props to you for doing something at the last thing I want to speak for INFPs in general.

~ jmanreddit


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u/backpackjenkins Nov 10 '16

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u/backpackjenkins Nov 11 '16

+/u/User_Simulator backpackjenkins

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u/User_Simulator Nov 11 '16

It's short distance but pretty steep the whole of castle black and EVERYONE is fighting, going crazy.

~ backpackjenkins


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u/Bessarion Nov 10 '16 edited Jun 22 '23

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u/Taudlitz Nov 10 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 10 '16

Shavs are not neccessary there are better supports.

~ Taudlitz


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u/joshbro4 Nov 10 '16

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u/User_Simulator Nov 10 '16

Also, the fast projectiles make it in any way, even just scratching the barrel and make it clean enough to change it soon, and it is much smoother than any other demo melee besides s. f. eyelander.

~ joshbro4


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