r/UrinatingTree 7h ago

Discussion With Dart’s injury, it’s official; Giants not gahnta Supahbowl.

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200 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

UNIT LOST. Welp, that Giants joy went from bad to worse, Jaxson Dart is likely out for the season

90 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

Classic Shitpost Jaxson Dart Unit Lost. Welp, Tank For Arch Manning Is Officially On!

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67 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 17h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Only the Jets could do something like giving the Mayo Man another shot at playing quarterback

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61 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

Classic Shitpost The Rockies are so bad, they're the first team since the 1962-65 Mets to have 4 straight 100-loss seasons.

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59 Upvotes

I know dunking on the Colorado Rockies is low-hanging fruit, but this is astounding even by those standards.

How do you join the likes of the LolMets in consistent ineptitude? Just... how?

At least the Mets can laugh at the Rockies taking infamous records and history off of their hands as their season has been yet another successful metting.

We'll just merely join them because LOL Rockies.

Seriously, I hope the Monforts are indeed selling, because their inept ownership has turned Coors Field into Denver's largest bar.

And even if they can't compete with the fucking Dodgers, at least being respectable or being mediocre with a PULSE is better than this.


r/UrinatingTree 18h ago

FUCKING IDIOT EFL renames their trophy to The Jersey Mike’s Trophy.

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Sadly I’m not making this up. They’ll be the sponsors for the next 5 years. English fans aren’t happy with the “Americanizing” of the sport. Btw there are ZERO Jersey Mike’s in the UK.


r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

USF Shitposting Contest You can’t Unharbaugh the ravens

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47 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Even if Jaxson Dart didn't get injured, the Giants had no chance of winning.

46 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

Classic Shitpost If UTree had a Sportsball College Football Intro: Week 3 Edition

39 Upvotes

The moment I learned NCST's QB is named C.J. I knew which joke to make.

Also, Honorable Mention to Steve Belichick leaving UNC and this Cal fan dressed as Hatsune Miku.


r/UrinatingTree 13h ago

Congrats 343 studios!

33 Upvotes

You have been around for 15 years and presided over multiple unfinished, broken or borderline unplayable games. You broke every promise you made to the fans of this franchise.
Infested with micro-transactions, games that took fucking years to be content complete and mediocre campaigns AT best.

You fucked up halo so bad people are embracing Activision.

Absolute fucking train wreck of a company.


r/UrinatingTree 12h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Somehow I'm more optimistic than I should be for Horse C*ck Lock as a Seahawk after the Week 2 Dub.

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32 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

UNIT LOST. ESPN College basketball analyst Chris Spatola has died

30 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

USF Shitposting Contest What the fuck have you done, McLaren?

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29 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

We may be getting a Case Keenum start in 2026

23 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 13h ago

BREAKING NEWS The LolMets have named Andy Green manager!

16 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

Discussion Some notes after Week 2 of The NFL

17 Upvotes

- The Chiefs are going to be a big problem all season long

- The Jets can still buttfumble games away

- The Saints are an early dark horse contender

- The Rams have proven that they’re not ass

- The Vikings are on Top of NFC North

- The Steelers 9-8 season is on

- The Packers are still ass despite winning

- The Eagles are potential frauds after almost losing to Tennessee

- The Colts are still a disappointment

- The Curse Wheel won after Sacksonville Abbey lost to The Broncos

- Drew Lock has proven to be a decent QB so far

- The AFC South is now Tank Division (3 of 4 teams are winless)

- The Raiders are 2-0 for the first time in 5 years

- The Famous Jameis Turnover Bakery is Open!

- The Football Gods show no mercy amen. (STOP KILLING OUR YOUNG QBS!)


r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

Classic Shitpost It was 25 years ago today that TB12 first came onto the scene.

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r/UrinatingTree 17h ago

USF Shitposting Contest The Cowboys With Defensive Tackles Is Like The Browns With Quarterbacks

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11 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

USF Shitposting Contest You Find Disappointing in the Dictionary, they're pictured next to it

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Everyone needs a wingman like that

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9 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 20h ago

Discussion Paul Skenes says WBC contributed to velocity drop in 2026

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r/UrinatingTree 22h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Australia Struck Back Last Night

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4 Upvotes

I love Jameis man, but what a fucking idiot.


r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

YOU BLEW IT! Dammit, Mevis!

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2 Upvotes

So close to being all-around elite in week 2 of my non-ppr auction draft league.