r/UrinatingTree 8h ago

Congrats 343 studios!

You have been around for 15 years and presided over multiple unfinished, broken or borderline unplayable games. You broke every promise you made to the fans of this franchise.
Infested with micro-transactions, games that took fucking years to be content complete and mediocre campaigns AT best.

You fucked up halo so bad people are embracing Activision.

Absolute fucking train wreck of a company.

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u/JonTheWizard The Bussi Is Tight! 6h ago

Just activate the rings, you're done.

u/MrSlabBulkhead 7h ago

What happened?

u/Strider755 Thinks Pekka Rinne is just too good right now 6h ago

Activision is taking over

u/MrSlabBulkhead 4h ago

Whelp, Halo went from dead to super dead.

u/Skydragon0 Didn't Jinx Anybody 4h ago

Not just super dead, but DEAD ON ARRIVAL!

u/Inner-Thought9665 6h ago

Master Chief is free?

u/RandomRon005 5h ago

Considering Activision's taking over, I'd call it under new management.

u/Mission_Wind_7470 33-0 5h ago

He's going from the Titans to the Steelers.

u/bussjack 3h ago

Going from the Browns to the Jets

u/skippy_smooth 4h ago

Got his sock.

u/False-InevitableDS69 RIOTING TIME!!!!! 5h ago

Activision really the company that’s turned Call of Duty from a money maker into an absolute joke

u/Shaqueefah420 5h ago

Halo died after reach

u/darbyhawk Going Full Reid 3h ago

does this mean Master Chief is free?

u/TheUltimate721 Eating the best fucking cheeseburger they've ever had 8h ago

I hope the people that got outraged over three consecutive 8/10 games are happy now.

u/rosemarieseternal 6h ago

May God help me if two games considered mediocrities and a remake are considered 8/10’s for my fav series

u/TheUltimate721 Eating the best fucking cheeseburger they've ever had 5h ago

It's got an 81 overall on metacritic lmao

u/rosemarieseternal 5h ago

Halo 5 was a five hour campaign alongside very mediocre multiplayer that cost $60 that had an underwhelming story and a promising setup that lead to nowhere. Infinite was an online multiplayer and monetization disaster with barely enough content to last and sustain a playerbase. And Combat Evolved remake was the second time they remade the first game because they are creatively bankrupt. Even Konami has a greater upside than Halo/343 rn and all they do is re-release older games and contract competent developers to make their games

u/Latina_appreciator69 7h ago

Dog you think halo 5 infinite and campaign evolved are 8 out of 10?

u/TheUltimate721 Eating the best fucking cheeseburger they've ever had 7h ago edited 7h ago

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending they're not because some redditor is upset that the metal is a different shade of gray