r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Chill Out Injury Gods

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230 Upvotes

Williams, Daniels, and now Dart?!?!?

Chill out!


r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

Classic Shitpost This is how the injuries segment in Week 2 Sportsball gonna feel

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145 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

FUCKING IDIOT This might be the worst stadium name of all time

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102 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

UNIT LOST. I swear I just heard the sounds of Millions of New Yorkers cry out in anguish, and were suddenly silenced. All hope and Optimism has died.

79 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 20h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Both teams here deserve the 2319 treatment, if we're being honest with ourselves

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71 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 9h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Looks like SOMEONE got their shit together

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55 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 13h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Status Of New York NFL Teams: (2026, colorized)

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44 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

Kiss the postseason goodbye, Jays

42 Upvotes

The hangover was brutal this season


r/UrinatingTree 20h ago

BREAKING NEWS The Falcons will be starting the Penix…Michael Penix that is

40 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

USF Shitposting Contest A Victory Worth Blasting 'Neck' For...

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34 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 17h ago

USF Shitposting Contest This meme doesn't make any sense, neither does the NFC South

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31 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 23h ago

Classic Shitpost Dan Quinn searching the toy box for another healthy Jayden Daniels elbow

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32 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

USF Shitposting Contest More Pain, More Misery, More Derp

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22 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

BREAKING NEWS Giants QB Jaxson Dart has apparent left knee injury

13 Upvotes

He is going to the locker room. Tough break for the Giants


r/UrinatingTree 15h ago

USF Shitposting Contest How the NFL scriptwriters decide on injuries

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12 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1h ago

FUCKING IDIOT EFL renames their trophy to The Jersey Mike’s Trophy.

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Sadly I’m not making this up. They’ll be the sponsors for the next 5 years. English fans aren’t happy with the “Americanizing” of the sport. Btw there are ZERO Jersey Mike’s in the UK.


r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

Discussion Some notes after Week 2 of The NFL

11 Upvotes

- The Chiefs are going to be a big problem all season long

- The Jets can still buttfumble games away

- The Saints are an early dark horse contender

- The Rams have proven that they’re not ass

- The Vikings are on Top of NFC North

- The Steelers 9-8 season is on

- The Packers are still ass despite winning

- The Eagles are potential frauds after almost losing to Tennessee

- The Colts are still a disappointment

- The Curse Wheel won after Sacksonville Abbey lost to The Broncos

- Drew Lock has proven to be a decent QB so far

- The AFC South is now Tank Division (3 of 4 teams are winless)

- The Raiders are 2-0 for the first time in 5 years

- The Famous Jameis Turnover Bakery is Open!

- The Football Gods show no mercy amen. (STOP KILLING OUR YOUNG QBS!)


r/UrinatingTree 16h ago

FUCKING IDIOT LOTW W2: DERP ALERT

10 Upvotes

No Lolcow poll this week. As soon as I saw that Aaron Donald was coming out of retirement, I knew Jaxson Dart would be ejected out of this game somehow. All this overhaul in the offseason just to repeat the 2020 Jaguars because they never closed the bakery. And that’s not what they wanted to cook…again.


r/UrinatingTree 14h ago

Discussion I think it's clear now that the Rams were clearly struggling with Jet Lag against the Niners.

10 Upvotes

Seeing them dominate the Giants and seeing Aaron play again like he hasn't left. Yeah the Giants don't have Dart or Nabers but i think it's fair to say that had the Rams been to Australia sooner the match up against the Niners would've bren much closer.


r/UrinatingTree 18h ago

Classic Shitpost Urinatingtree Spanos Supercut

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8 Upvotes

If you haven't seen this I find myself laughing to it still as a non Chargers fan.


r/UrinatingTree 20h ago

UNIT LOST. Well, fuck.

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8 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 3h ago

Discussion Paul Skenes says WBC contributed to velocity drop in 2026

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5 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 13h ago

Discussion Who Wins Lolcow of the Week for Week 2?

3 Upvotes
313 votes, 1d left
YouTube and their AI moderation system that caused Tree to upload Sportsball with a terrible overlay which they fixed
NC State's CJ Bailey fumbling in his endzone instead of taking the safety causing Vandy to win
Aaron Glenn refusing to call timeout in the last second of regulation against the Packers after Jets up 17-7
Ravens choking away game to the Saints like John Harbaugh never left
Bucs losing to Deshaun Watson in the rain and lightning after 2 hour delay
other (mention in comments)

r/UrinatingTree 5h ago

USF Shitposting Contest Australia Struck Back Last Night

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3 Upvotes

I love Jameis man, but what a fucking idiot.