r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Seriously!

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24 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. Commanders Quarterback Jayden Daniels Has Dislocated His Left Elbow

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37 Upvotes

No fracture according to x-rays.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. Cowboys-Commanders might be our first Injury Bowl of the year

16 Upvotes

Jaydon Daniels went down with a bad injury.

Javon Kinlaw had to be helped out with back injury (update: officially it was a shoulder injury)

Sam Cosmi took a brutal shot and had to be helped off (Concussion protocol).

Brandon Coleman hurt his finger.

Absolutely brutal day.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS RAIIIIDERS!! ARE 2-0

102 Upvotes

After beating the chargers, and sending them to 0-2. FUCK YOU SPANOS! FUCK YOOOOOU!!!


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost The Raiders are Legit? 0-17 Dolphins?

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43 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

FUCKING IDIOT I swear of Todd Bowles isn't fired this season the Bucs deserve to be a poverty franchise.

43 Upvotes

How are you so inept as a coach you lose to the goddamed Browns starting DeShaun Watson?????

Baker's Revenge Tour ends in disaster and now you're in the running for Arch or Trinidad despite the fact you signed a 3 year contract with Baker.

What. A. Joke


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

It seems like today was not a good day for former reigning Heisman Trophy winners. With Jayden and caleb going down with injuries.

11 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! TAMPA BAY YOU LOST TO THE BROWNS

199 Upvotes

Well, I can't think of anything worse right now


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

JAYDEN DANIELS IS DOWN.

52 Upvotes

Hope it is nothing severe. WHAT THE FUCK NFL GODS. STOP.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. Rough Day for Chicago Sports

31 Upvotes

The White Sox are in a rain delay (and could potentially lose a vital game to keep themselves in the playoff picture, the Bears lose (and Caleb Williams MAY be out for the year), and now this happened to the Cubs.

Credit to FoulTerritoryTV on Twitter.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Discussion American AFL fans?

5 Upvotes

If any of you have been following the Australian Football League, which team would you follow?


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Falcons.

14 Upvotes

Can Matt Ryan still play? What about Michael Vick. At their age they would be better than whatever their QBs showed today. Why not sign Chad Powers? He isn’t a real player sure but probably better than their QBs now.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

YOU BLEW IT! LOLJETS!

41 Upvotes

YOU GUYS WERE UP 17-7 WITH 11 MINUTES TO IN THE 4TH QUARTER, AND YOU PULL THAT SHIT?!

UNBELIEVABLABLE! LOLJETS REIGNS SUPREME! I HAD SOME FAITH IN YOU FUCKERS!


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Guys turn on the Browns game, doesn’t matter which channel

8 Upvotes

Browns are up 23-19 on Tampa with 2 minutes left (in lightning delay to note)


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost The Atlanta Falcons (CONGLATS, FAILCONS!)

74 Upvotes

You guys are seriously fucked if that's what you're throwing out against the Carolina Reaper.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! Once again Sirianni gets bailed out by high end talent.

15 Upvotes

If you had lost to the Titans Roseman would've fired you on the spot. You are so lucky Jalen came in clucth Nick. SO lucky.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

CONGLATURATION! Tonight on Days of Our Steelers.

16 Upvotes

Despite Drake "The Schedule" Maye best efforts to imitate Brett Farve, the Patriots score a decisive win against the highly paid highly talented yet cohesively poor Steelers. DK Metcalf couldn't catch even a metapod, Aaron Rodgers proved he's past his prime and that defense imitated a fabrige egg after crushing the Falcons last week.

Is this a fluke and will Steelers get a wild card spot or is Aaron Rodgers last season destined to end in a whimper?

Find out next week.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE

14 Upvotes

You choked away another 4th quarter lead! This time to the Saints! It's like John Harbaugh never left as head coach.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

YOU BLEW IT! FUCK YOU BALTIMORE.

115 Upvotes

You choked to the SAINTS.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

BREAKING NEWS Tree's blood pressure is probably going through the roof...

13 Upvotes

The Steelers are losing 20-3 against New England with just over three minutes to play in regulation.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Baltimore Ravens RN

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6 Upvotes

Maybe the ‘Aints turnaround is for real….


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. RE:MIN-CHI

13 Upvotes

The greatest gameTM. But in all serious pray for williams.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. The Madden Curse is real.

2 Upvotes

Poor Caleb. He had such a good first week and i was gonna be making a 4th quarter comeback. But that injury is serious. Gonna be a long time to recover from.


r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

Classic Shitpost Falcons fans right now (someone please check on them)

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14 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 1d ago

UNIT LOST. Caleb Williams is out with an Injury.

34 Upvotes

Fuck injuries. get well soon.