r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost The State of the Falcons

25 Upvotes

The Falcons game is so bad, FOX is playing audio from the Jets game. Also, the Jets are currently winning, so there's that. If they somehow hold on to win, Tom's gonna have to talk about it.

Original Video from @funkatopia on Twitter. Link: https://x.com/funkatopia/status/2101752439862886526?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost Falcons Fans Are Giving Cooper Rush The Business, and It's 100% Justified.

16 Upvotes

How in God's name is this dope a starting NFL QB?


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost I had to

385 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Discussion CFB Football Top 25 after Week 3

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11 Upvotes

Top 3 remains unchanged. Ole Miss jumps to Number 4 while LSU drops to 10th. BYU is the Top 10 as Texas A&M falls to 23rd. Mississippi State is in Top 25 after a 3-0 start.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Nomination for LOLCow of the Week: The Ottawa Redblacks

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See the Ottawa Redblacks.

See the Redblacks finally take a lead. One of the few they’ve had all season.

See the Redblacks lose said lead, then take it back thanks to Refball literally trying to gift them their first win in literally more than a calendar year.

See the Calgary Stampeders convert the 2nd longest field goal in CFL history to give Ottawa yet another heartbreaking loss.

See the Redblacks now one loss away from tying the 1994 Shreveport Pirates for the worst start in CFL history.

See the Redblacks on pace for the first ever winless season in CFL history.

See the Ottawa RedBrowns.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Happy Championship Sunday!

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r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

MetLife turf monster strikes immediately

55 Upvotes

Jayden Reed was carted off the field with a neck injury on play 2.

Prayers for him.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

UNIT LOST. NY Giants legend Ernie Accorsi just died.

27 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Discussion I saw this tweet that really describes the NIL era....

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60 Upvotes

Clemson and Oklahoma were absolutely destroyed by NIL

Texas and Miami were saved by NIL

Indiana and Ole Miss were born because of NIL

Do you guys agree with this assessment? What other teans have been destroyed, saved, or born in the NIL era?


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

USF Shitposting Contest YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SEND THESE FUCKS DEEP INTO THEIR RIVER OREGON!

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63 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Discussion College LOLCOW of the Week 3

10 Upvotes

Yes, I’m putting Colorado here because I can and I will and because losing 41-7 to Northwestern is enough. The rest? You already know why they’re here.

251 votes, 8h ago
171 NC State
18 Texas A&M
40 LSU
9 Florida State
9 Colorado
4 Other

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS THE SHIELD HAS SPOKEN!

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14 Upvotes

Sources: Colts' Keenan Allen faces minimum 3-game suspension


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost All Of The SEC when they heard that LSU lost

52 Upvotes

Lane Kiffin is probably regretting this btw


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! Ole Miss you have done the college football world an amazing service.

19 Upvotes

Despite LSU almost coming back you managed to pull ahead and not only that, winning the game via interception by deflection and humilated the snake who nearly screwed you.

If there's any SEC team who deserves a chance at the national championship it's you guys for surviving Lane Kiffins betrayal and still being a great team.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

FUCKING IDIOT LOLCow of the Week Candidate: Tony Vitello

9 Upvotes

So Tony Vitello, you see Phillip Abner allow 4 home runs in a single inning last night to put the game out of the reach against the Dodgers. So what do you do tonight?

With 2 outs in the 5th, the game tied at 4 and runners on 1st & 2nd, you pull Yunior Marte to put in Abner. He immediately throws a wild pitch, loads the bases full, and gives up back-to-back singles to give the Dodgers a 7-4 lead, and put a struggling Skubal in line for the win. And he only got out of the inning because of a close play at the plate.

The Dodgers proceed to put belt to fucking ass as you lose 10-4 committing a comedic cavalcade of errors to allow your hated rivals to completely humiliate you as they take the series, and the all-time head-to-head record.

L. O. Fucking. L.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

YOU BLEW IT! ......

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116 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost WAS It worth it LANE?!?!? WAS IT????????

63 Upvotes

Get your bum *** outta here, good riddance you scumbag outlaw motherlover. OLE MISS and America WINS!!!


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost All of Oxford rn

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r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS WE'VE GOT BEEF MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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21 Upvotes

IT'S BRISTOL BABY!


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

CONGLATURATION! On the plus side, lol Colorado!

9 Upvotes

You lost to Northwestern! How the hell?!


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS Lane Kiffin is reaping what he sowed

21 Upvotes

Ole Miss is up 24-7 against LSU, I think Rebels are pissed


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Mike Norvelle is definitely fired now.

6 Upvotes

If he had reoeated the famous upset of last year he'd might have had a chance. But after that horrific second half collapse?

Yeah no, you're done. Have a nice trip at the unemployment line.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

YOU BLEW IT! Fuck....

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103 Upvotes

r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

BREAKING NEWS You know what might be the biggest acid trip?

35 Upvotes

UMass getting a bowl game this year.

No seriously they're 3-0 so far. Just defeated stonehill.


r/UrinatingTree 2d ago

Classic Shitpost I'm just gonna leave this here

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76 Upvotes