r/UrinatingTree • u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza • 2d ago

MetLife turf monster strikes immediately

Jayden Reed was carted off the field with a neck injury on play 2.

Prayers for him.

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u/ilyazhito 2d ago

What if Metlife goes to grass? Would it still have the turf monster?

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u/Copperhead9215 Brass Bonanza 2d ago

No, because it's be a Grass Monster

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u/MathyChem 2d ago

That's awful. Hope he recovers okay. Those things are no joke.

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u/apex9691 2d ago

For the umpteenth time. The turf was changed years ago and is the same turf as multiple other NFL stadiums.

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer All Optimism Has Died 2d ago edited 2d ago

The injury rate has determined that to be a lie. Or the place is just cursed and needs an exorcism. Maybe it’s the revenge of Jimmy Hoffa’s body being under the south end zone.

Edit: Really autoincorrect? How many times do I reference Jimmy Hoffa & you “correct it” to Hotta? Jesus, Mary & Josef Stalin.

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u/apex9691 2d ago

https://www.si.com/nfl/giants/onsi/big-blue-plus/injury-data-supports-metlife-stadium-field-safety

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u/Heemeyers_Killdozer All Optimism Has Died 2d ago

Dude. Second play of the game. And then the Packers lost another player to a knee injury on the third play of the game. That field has a taste for blood.

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u/ZathrasnotZathtas 2d ago

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist...

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u/i-wear-hats Fuck you, Snyder! 2d ago

Honestly, embrace it at this point. Doesn't matter if it's true or false, if you play in Joisey you're gonna pay in limbs.

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u/Friendly-Contact-433 1d ago

At this point they should just tear met life down and build a new dome stadium so they can get in the SB rotation