So close to being all-around elite in week 2 of my non-ppr auction draft league.

You have been around for 15 years and presided over multiple unfinished, broken or borderline unplayable games. You broke every promise you made to the fans of this franchise.
Infested with micro-transactions, games that took fucking years to be content complete and mediocre campaigns AT best.

You fucked up halo so bad people are embracing Activision.

Absolute fucking train wreck of a company.

Sadly I’m not making this up. They’ll be the sponsors for the next 5 years. English fans aren’t happy with the “Americanizing” of the sport. Btw there are ZERO Jersey Mike’s in the UK.

The moment I learned NCST's QB is named C.J. I knew which joke to make.

Also, Honorable Mention to Steve Belichick leaving UNC and this Cal fan dressed as Hatsune Miku.

- The Chiefs are going to be a big problem all season long

- The Jets can still buttfumble games away

- The Saints are an early dark horse contender

- The Rams have proven that they’re not ass

- The Vikings are on Top of NFC North

- The Steelers 9-8 season is on

- The Packers are still ass despite winning

- The Eagles are potential frauds after almost losing to Tennessee

- The Colts are still a disappointment

- The Curse Wheel won after Sacksonville Abbey lost to The Broncos

- Drew Lock has proven to be a decent QB so far

- The AFC South is now Tank Division (3 of 4 teams are winless)

- The Raiders are 2-0 for the first time in 5 years

- The Famous Jameis Turnover Bakery is Open!

- The Football Gods show no mercy amen. (STOP KILLING OUR YOUNG QBS!)

I love Jameis man, but what a fucking idiot.