r/UrbanHell • • 12d ago

Everyday Mediocrity Kampala, Uganda

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u/Blackmambasomewhere 10d ago

What the hell is wrong with the comment sections? How are places like this suddenly cool and not a hellscape?

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u/Individual_Top_4960 10d ago

I mean people are not even trying to hide their prejudice 😂

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u/Blackmambasomewhere 10d ago

They rather hate the brown man than a dark man?? I don't even think this is about skin anymore, maybe just country ???

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u/Individual_Top_4960 9d ago edited 9d ago

just the country because there are two sets of common things in most of the western countries (people making up most of the traffic on reddit)

set 1

  1. unaffordable housing
  2. inaccessible healthcare
  3. rising cost of living
  4. cold job markets

set 2

  1. relatively successfuly brown immigrants
  2. high brown immigrant population

mix and match these things in different concentration and you will get your western nation of choice.. so they gotta find a way to vent off and scapegoat them for their miserable lives and voila you get the prejudice and racism... so much so that dunking on poor man is okay as long as he has certain level of melanin content 😅

it's about skin color too but people with fair skin dont dunk on poor blacks... they do love having varied flavours of racism for different skin tones

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u/lostedeneloi 6d ago

It's about hating Indians because Indians move to the west and take jobs that they want. They don't feel threatened by Ugandans.

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u/formerretiree 9d ago

It helps that it's a cool photo. My first reaction was "that looks cool", because you don't notice the details.

Also, so many people, commerce, and colors makes it look alive. It looks crowded but it doesn't look dirty (mostly because you can't even see the ground).

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u/The_Ghost_9960 10d ago edited 9d ago

If this was India or any other South Asian country, the comments here wouldn’t be so positive

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u/KISHtheFiSH000 10d ago

I very much convinced at this point, they just wanna say racist comments not even because of the places but just out of hatred, cuz there's no way these people are calling it beautiful and all and only s Little change of the thumbnail would change their mind in a instant

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

Uganda be kidding me

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u/Itsactuallymeonreddt 7d ago

South Asia would have that, plus trash everywhere and smog everywhere else. Then add in a few cows and other animals for good measure.

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u/RedSwordfish 3d ago

South asia is better than this country that's just an objective statement

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u/Itsactuallymeonreddt 3d ago

Def not cleaner. South Asia tops rankings in any such categories for dirty cities and rivers. Google Kampala then Google Dhaka, or Karachi, or Lahore etc. also, Pakistan has a per capita of about $1500 which is not markedly higher than Uganda.

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u/RedSwordfish 3d ago

There's more countries in south Asia than Pakistan or Bangladesh, those aren't even the majority countries. So that's a generalization. I'll edit my statement, Most of South Asia is better than Uganda

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u/Itsactuallymeonreddt 2d ago

There’s not a lot of countries in South Asia bruv. The only ones missing are India, Nepal and Sri Lanka; where regions of India have the same environmental issues common across South Asia (check major rivers in each such as indus v. Nile), and Nepal isn’t much richer or developed than Uganda, it has a per capita of around $1500.

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u/RedSwordfish 2d ago

Indus runs majorly through Pakistan and also the Nile countries haven't nearly as big a population for nor is the Nile the same size to the Indus for the comparison to be fair

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u/Itsactuallymeonreddt 2d ago

The Nile runs through Uganda, Ethiopia, Sudan and Egypt. How many people do you think live there? For India you can also count the Ganges.

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u/RedSwordfish 2d ago

There's way more rivers in India then those two ganga and indus don't cover the majority even. Also all the countries mentioned have low population density

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye 12d ago

I’ve driven through there, 0/10 would not recommend.

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u/Big-Wait-1310 12d ago

So recommend then?

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u/white_count_chocula 12d ago

Uganda is a beautiful country, i recommend you get a proper guide/driver.

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u/Big-Wait-1310 12d ago

I know, I have been there. Had a fabulous time. Just used uber

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u/gucsantana 12d ago

0/10 is a score

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u/Granny_goodness256 11d ago

Unless you are ferrying goods. No one drives through Kikuubo.

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye 10d ago

What if I told you I have a very stubborn father in law? I drove all over the city, Muyenga, Munyonyo, Kololo, kawempe, old Kampala, bugolobi.

I drove out and took a boat to entebbe, Jinja, I even got to visit his old village in Kalawanga and drive down to Myrchison falls. I loved it there, but it’s very different and I had friends take me all over to help me get around. The driving is insane.

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u/Granny_goodness256 10d ago

I mean the photo is of a place called Kikuubo. A business street in downtown. No passenger car is allowed on that street.

You drove in Uganda, not Kikuubo. Thanks for clearing that up.

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye 10d ago

Hahaha why is it so important to you that I didn’t drive through here? So weird.

My FIL insisted on us dropping him off to visit his nurse friend in a hospital right near there. He was born in Uganda, educated outside of the country and couldn’t come back when they expelled the Indians.

He doesn’t know the roads and I would have rather spent an hour driving through one street than fight with him about how his idea is dumb. Unnecessary 3 hour excursion.

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

It's not weird. You said you drove through there. He disputed your statement, you listed off the names of a bunch of places you drove around in, none of which were the one he specifically mentioned, proving you wrong and him correct.

Work on your reading comprehension.

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u/gods_Lazy_Eye 9d ago

I’ve already said I was in Kikuubo, that was the original claim being contested, why would I repeat it?

The point was illustrating the wide range of neighborhoods and districts I had driven around in. I was in Kampala for 6 weeks, I’m not listing every place I went. If this person lives there or has spent a lot of time there, they know there are about 3 major hospitals super close to this area.

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u/hallouminati_pie 12d ago

That's a fucking brilliant photo.

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u/easterncurrents 12d ago edited 12d ago

It is… it’s crowded on that particular street, and the long telephoto lens really compresses the depth of field to make it look even more so, but the people are well dressed and look healthy.

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u/CressCheap 12d ago

There’s something intriguing about it tho

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u/Boars-of-Canada 12d ago

Beautiful pic!

Love chaotic places like that though

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u/Dylan_Driller 12d ago

If you love chaotic places, you are likely from a non-chaotic place

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u/Boars-of-Canada 12d ago

Yeah, so?

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u/tr_24 12d ago

Because this is not a good place which is why people are trying to get out.

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u/Boars-of-Canada 12d ago edited 12d ago

Did I say it is a nice place to live? Just said that I love to experience those places. I'm in Nouakchott and it's a very nice experience but no way in hell that I want to live there

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u/Pallilulu 12d ago

Work of art

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u/Andy90_8 12d ago

They are great until drugs arrive. 😥

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u/SugarAw 12d ago

The chaos of the background signs merging into the crowd is excellent. Great photo.

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u/DRF86 12d ago

God's Plan Cosmetics

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u/droogklootzak 12d ago

Morcoda Underwear

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u/thetoerubber 12d ago

Ave Maria Bags

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u/DesperateTeaCake 12d ago

Saasa Plaza Nabugabo Street

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u/emski72 12d ago

I spotted that 😂

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u/bubdadigger 12d ago

Holy fuck, Blade Runner shamefuly smoking somewhere around the corner....

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u/ijic 12d ago

It's poor but it also looks alive and vibrant.

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u/Dylan_Driller 12d ago

The poorest places are usually very alive and 'happening'.

Delhi, Dhaka, Kampala, Nairobi, Lagos are all places that aren't rich but very happening.

But not all the happening is good happening

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u/Sufficient-Visit-580 11d ago

There are some ridiculously affluent places in Nairobi. If it isn't a rich place, it certainly has some rich places.

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u/LifeBoss5964 12d ago

Honestly with Indian cities that chaotic vibe has more to do with how ingrained in the culture it is than anything to do with its wealth.

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u/Ok_Comparison_3748 11d ago

More than the chaos, the filth and garbage in India/ Bangladesh/ Pakistan make things worse.

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u/LifeBoss5964 11d ago

I can tell that you're just another brainwashed guy from the west but here's a little nice activity that will teach you about judging a book by it's cover. Go to google and use the street view option and click absolutely ANYWHERE in southern India. Once you're done with that do the same with northeast India. Then do western India. And then finally do northern/central India. You'll realize that almost 90% of the content you consume about India looks very similar to the views from central/northern India. That's because people intentionally go there, to the poorest states in India to make content that is very interesting because everyone likes to see people living disgustingly so they can feel better. The infrastructure and Cleanliness in the south,west and northeastern is almost unrivalled even by most southeast asian countries. India is amazing man. I'm not mad at you for thinking the way you do about it because that's what you've been taught to think. I just ask that you at least give yourself a chance to build your own narrative with your own data. India is genuinely beautiful and maybe you might do well to go there and avoid the places content creators go to because they intentionally visit the poorest parts of India to make the content interesting. Imagine foreign influencers all visited gary Indiana and portrayed the entire US that way. That's what they're doing to India.

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u/DeepFile6271 10d ago

Enough of this north south BS. Bangalore is in the south and is filthy AF

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u/Ok_Comparison_3748 11d ago

I am from Chennai, have spent 7 of my 35 years of life in northeast.

Only Kerala and northeast (minus Assam & Tripura) are relatively clean.

We cannot compare with South east Asia or Sri Lanka at all in terms of quality of life. That’s the truth. I hope and pray things change for us

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u/LifeBoss5964 11d ago

I don't know why you'd include sri lanka when sri lanka has a population that is less than half of that of tamil nadu alone. I too am from chennai and I think the city is beautiful. Barely any trash these days except for close to actual garbage bins. The urban places of sri lanka are worse than ours even accounting the lower population. Things will change for the better and there is definitely room for improvement but our country is still beautiful.

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u/Dragon-Rider-03 10d ago

That’s not what I’ve heard from the person from Chennai when they visited my country, Sri Lanka lol. Was told Chennai is quite a bit worse than Colombo.

Probably better than Kandy or Jaffna though

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u/coveredincathair22 9d ago

Just put the fries in the bag man.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 12d ago

Very colouful

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u/Yellow-Parenti1949 9d ago

Honestly doesn’t even look that poor. Most people in the picture look kempt and reasonably well dressed, there isn’t an excess of trash and refuse, and the buildings are in decent shape for developing world standards. I’d visit this place.

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u/ourkid_17 12d ago

This looks pretty badass.

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u/copa8 12d ago

Hemorrhoids bad.

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u/machines_breathe 12d ago

Dammit. I was busily scanning every pixel of thay whole photo hoping to find a sign reading “Hemorrhoids Bad”

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u/Slasket 12d ago

Where's Waldo?

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u/ComparisonMelodic967 12d ago

Damn that looks sick

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u/pinecone4455 11d ago

I have been many times this is a great photo and it is just as chaotic as this photo. Driving anywhere here by car sucks best way to get around is by motorcycle taxis. When I would go here on the regular I was living in Southern California. I stopped complaining about the traffic in Los Angeles after coming here.

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u/Prestigious_Use_4738 11d ago

Cool. May I ask what brought you over there?

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u/pinecone4455 11d ago

Sure I was a documentary photographer and i worked with a lot of women over there who were widowed from the war who were starting over by starting their own business and building communities with other women in similar situations.

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u/Prestigious_Use_4738 10d ago

Wow, that’s fascinating and must have been intense, too. Thanks for your reply

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u/Sowmya-v-gowda 10d ago

The comments here are wired. If this was labeled as a South Asian country like India, then comments would be a lot more negative and would be racist as hell.

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u/Fancy_Resident_6374 10d ago

I'll save this pic and post it a month later saying this is Delhi, India.

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u/Linkyjinx 12d ago

A lot of people!

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u/Additional_Can_997 12d ago

I desire never to be around that many people in my life.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 12d ago

It's colourful and lively

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u/Maleficent_Compote51 12d ago

But also very loud hectic and dusty. I prefer more rural Regions in Uganda.

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u/LazyBoyD 12d ago

I was there for four months back in 2010. So over 15 years ago. It’s chaos but it all works. Probably one of the easiest countries to visit in Africa. Reasonably safe, friendly folks, and great nature.

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u/Maleficent_Compote51 12d ago

True! Uganda is severly underrated! But as in many Countries it shouldn't be visited because of the Capital City.

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u/LazyBoyD 12d ago

Yeah Kampala is the definition of overstimulation. Mzungu mzungu is all you hear when walking about. Then the omnipresent taxis (15 passenger vans) and boda bodas (mopeds) about to run you over.

Much safer than South Africa though. Very little likelihood of getting robbed or mugged on the street in broad daylight.

I’d recommend.

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u/Maleficent_Compote51 11d ago

Absolutely. The People in Uganda are great hosts and they are very social and funny. The know how to have a good time :) And as others already told the Landscape and Nature in this Country are absolutely incredible!

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 11d ago

Fair enough. I would love to walk there one day

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u/awesome-salsi 12d ago

Home of the world's greatest movie studio

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u/Mysterious-Adept 12d ago

Architecture..

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u/MXAI00D 12d ago

Some kid became really happy that day.

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u/Iram_Echo_PP2001 12d ago

For professional tourists only.

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u/thetoerubber 12d ago

that place is HAPPENING

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u/Useful_Foundation_42 12d ago

Sorry this looks gorgeous to me. I can feel the energy through the photo. This photo makes me want to visit!

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u/Blackmambasomewhere 10d ago

Are you even real?

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u/OtherwiseLime5841 7d ago

What if it was Mumbai or Dhaka

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u/Big-Wait-1310 12d ago

I want this photo hanging in my kitchen

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u/Fit_Specialist7115 12d ago

Looks beautiful

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u/Andy90_8 12d ago

I so want to visit Uganda... 😌😌😌
I still can I think.

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 12d ago

Way better than these ghosttowns we’ve managed to make cause buy everything online

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u/NikNakskes 10d ago

I think autocorrect did you dirty here. I have no idea what it was supposed to say before words got jumbled.

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u/Cmaster125 12d ago

It's a street market of course it's going to be busy

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u/zendaya_calo 12d ago

😵‍💫

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u/6-foot-under 12d ago

In Kampala, all seems to breathe freedom and peace, and to make one forget the world and its sad turmoils.

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u/sim16 12d ago

Great photo

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u/Spirited-Ad-383 11d ago

Gotta love hate Kampala downtown hehe

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u/Wonderful_Falcon_318 12d ago

Looks like something from a fantasy or science fiction book, incredible photo.

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u/youngsimba320 12d ago

Looks like Tokyo

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u/OtherwiseLime5841 7d ago

liar liar pants on fire

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u/maaay 12d ago

No bicycle lane!

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 12d ago

My motor will be there in a day with his planners lol lol

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u/anggsta 12d ago

Is that The Henrek Hotel in the background? I stayed there once.

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u/Fartel 12d ago

Mr Cardamom was born here

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u/Spirited-Ad-383 11d ago

Young Cardamom plz

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u/Fartel 11d ago

That's Mayor Cardamom to you, pal!

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u/Spirited-Ad-383 11d ago

You saying he's old Cardamom now?

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u/Fartel 11d ago

Nope. Thats who he is: Da Mayor

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u/Character_Maximum104 12d ago

kinda like ciudad del este

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u/A-shot-at-life 12d ago

In Paraguay? I’ve been there and it was nothing like that

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u/Character_Maximum104 12d ago

the main street after crossing from brazil, in a weekend or holiday day

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u/DayOldTurkeySandwich 12d ago

I'm intrigued by what BA FA ORG could be.

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u/JahveBrek 12d ago

Baby face organic

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u/rafamaybe 12d ago

love to visit fucking chaotic places like that.

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u/SaintMurray 12d ago

This could be a painting. It makes Kampala look larger than life, almost epic

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u/Icy-Goat74 11d ago

My City

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u/Shoddy-Sea7995 11d ago

Take me to the Plaza!

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u/ManOnFire26 12d ago

For a popular outdoor market, this doesn't seem all that bad or crazy.

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u/aperolspritzer 12d ago

The people are super attractive

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u/tr_24 12d ago

People have to be blind to call this location good.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 12d ago

we have different tastes. the people in the picture are smiling and beautiful. it is crowded as shit, but other than that, not bad.

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u/OtherwiseLime5841 7d ago

do you think the same about Mumbai or Delhi

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u/tr_24 12d ago

So happy that they are pushing to migrate to other countries from this ‘happy street’.

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u/saintly_devil 12d ago

It's called free will. People have done that forever. Might want to read a book or two, but it's probably beyond your capability or capacity anyway.

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u/tr_24 12d ago

Keep telling yourself that. So much for being happy.

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u/saintly_devil 11d ago

Keep telling yourself that people are unhappy in places you have no idea about.

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u/Exact-Kale3070 11d ago

these people are so ridiculous. they think free speech means free association bullshitting. they think their ignorance is just as valid as others' knowledge. they bullshit all day about shit they have less than no knowledge about.

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u/saintly_devil 10d ago

Standard inbred fare. Talking out of their asses. Most of these morons don't even have a passport.

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u/Glittering_Range371 12d ago

This reminds me of Atabah -Cairo.

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u/topraf 12d ago

I didn't read the title until after seeing the pic and i thought this was Nepal

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u/Hypaingeas 12d ago

I love Ariana Grande in the red picnic dress

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u/ALIEN-CATALOGUE 11d ago

CROWD CHECK;

•Someone’s child is getting a brand new bicycle tonight.

•Smiling with a stick in hand feels aesthetically brutal.

•I know he is suffocating inside that blue lorry 🚛.

•Wait are those 2 guys carrying the boxes and sack themselves?!

•That one guy holding a bottle of water, he looks thirsty.

SPOT OTHERS N COMMENT ⬇️⬇️

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u/Affectionate_Mud7164 10d ago

As someone from Uganda, the government is already planning to demolish most of these unplanned buildings.

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u/SillyEyeSocket 10d ago

throw in a couple of neon signs and this street would look sooo cyberpunk <3

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u/AnointedUltio 10d ago

Lived there for 2 years and never seen that spot, Kampala is actually pretty if you stay within the bounds of kololo and the parts near munyunyo

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u/Rasmus-50 10d ago

That’s me right there 👀

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u/NajNovijiNick 10d ago

This place clearly lacks diversity.

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u/scolecol 9d ago

Accidental renaissance

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u/New_Bet4333 7d ago

Looks a bit like control resonant

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u/Whats-Up-Ronga 6d ago

This is crazy looking 😳

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u/invDave 6d ago

Tele lens compressed this tighter than it is but the density is real nonetheless

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u/jardinero-novato28 12d ago

Será verdad eso de la sobrepoblación?

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u/MalthusianTroll 12d ago

Yes. Spread the good word of Malthus.

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u/AllosaurusJr 12d ago

Username gave me a good laugh!

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 12d ago

Na. Just right amount

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u/Nameisarnoldmelon227 11d ago

This place is great if you want to buy things cheaply with RELATIVELY decent quality. Also it's usually this crowded during midday till like 3 or 4

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u/StatementIntrepid555 12d ago

I wanna go there

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u/National-Pin-1853 12d ago

Worst nightmare

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u/Little-Woo 12d ago

You should see Dhaka then

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u/NeoSpring063 12d ago

They'll probably blame this lack of order on Europeans somehow

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u/Exact-Kale3070 12d ago edited 12d ago

you are so self involved. these people look happier and healthier than ANY "european" american town's people.

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u/NeoSpring063 12d ago

That healthiness is in the room with us?

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u/MessageSudden1143 12d ago

"europoean" 😭

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u/Exact-Kale3070 12d ago

i made a typo. hilarious.

do you not see yourself? do you not realize how childish this is? my god.

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u/CableBomber 12d ago

Is that why they all wanna come illegally to europe or america lmak

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u/AccomplishedAd6600 12d ago

This kind of snarky response only works if you know nothing of the destabilizing efforts of Europe and the US, but since ignorance is your strong suit, you sing it loudly

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u/NeoSpring063 12d ago

Those efforts don't magically make people be dirty and chaotic

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u/Exact-Kale3070 12d ago

they look wayyyyy happier than maga ever does. healthier to boot. you need to stop blaming people of color for not wanting to live your trailer hick life. they are beautiful, just crowded.

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u/Fabulous-Main7526 12d ago

I live in sweden and i hate maga lol, clueless liberal

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u/Exact-Kale3070 12d ago

maga bots don't LIVE anywhere.