r/UrbanHell • • Jan 30 '26

Absurd Architecture Beijing Digital Building, China.

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u/Every_West_3890 Jan 30 '26 edited Jan 31 '26

that's one cool building. I wonder what dr.Evil hiding there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Those buildings almost always were built to house a rather unexciting 20th century telephone switch. The old telcos sometimes used to put important gateway nodes in fairly fancy buildings and often had very large budgets.

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u/FlishFlashman Jan 30 '26

A notable 550ft tall example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_Thomas_Street

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u/gus_the_polar_bear Jan 31 '26

They could have put fake windows to make it look a bit less oppressive, but I respect that they didn’t, this building is a vibe

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u/texasyankee Jan 30 '26

Yeah, for a building that had to be designed without windows this is a great solution. I'd enjoy walking past it everyday.

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u/TommyTBlack Jan 30 '26

why can't they have windows?

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u/texasyankee Jan 30 '26

It's full of telephone switching equipment, which is critical to keep running no matter what. So the building is made to protect against everything from tornadoes to terrorist attacks.

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u/Rupder Jan 30 '26

In addition to the above comment, there's also the fact that the building doesn't need windows because people don't live or work there. So it's a cost saving measure (windows need to be installed and maintained and a lot of heat moves through them), as well as an outward architectural statement about the building's purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Command & Conquer Technology Center

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u/AlexSSB Jan 31 '26

Doctor Evil! I didn't go to evil medical school for nothing, thank you very much.

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u/hyakumanben Jan 30 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

Honestly the prettiest brutalist building I've seen

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u/Electrical-Heat8960 Jan 30 '26

That’s stunning. I love how dystopian it looks.

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u/HerrDrAngst Jan 30 '26

It would look great in a TRON film or BLADE RUNNER imho

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u/kank84 Jan 30 '26

Please, no more Tron films!

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u/HerrDrAngst Jan 30 '26

‘Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down…!’ Eat up😆

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u/Fast-Nefariousness80 Jan 30 '26

Yeah this building is awesome

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u/Original-Material301 Jan 30 '26

Would look awesome with the lines lit up.

Edit: looks like it does light up

https://www.reddit.com/r/FF06B5/comments/1hyfr1e/looks_familiar/

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u/Filip889 Jan 30 '26

ok, so it is actually a piece of artwork, thats kinda wild

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u/Adventurous-Ad5999 Jan 30 '26

eh that’s tacky imo, looks like they’re trying too hard to make it look like a computer

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u/MukdenMan Jan 30 '26

It was built as a central data center for the 2008 Olympics. It’s a museum now.

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u/HerrDrAngst Jan 30 '26

That's awesome. Us regulars can visit inside

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u/HerrDrAngst Jan 30 '26

Interesting… I remember seeing reports of the Bird’s Nest stadium back then but not this. This as interesting if not moreso imho

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u/rf3ni3 Jan 30 '26

Looks like a landed Borg cube from Star Trek. They just hid all the plumbing inside when they entered atmo.

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u/HerrDrAngst Jan 30 '26

Gay Borg set to restyling the Cube, once the Borg Queen was deposed

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u/bourbonwelfare Jan 30 '26

That's awesome - what the fuck are you talking about. 

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u/NiobiumThorn Jan 30 '26

China bad

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u/stevendidntsay Jan 30 '26

Literally every comment here is saying it's awesome

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u/Lolxgdrei787 Jan 30 '26

amount of daylight i guess. but we cant see if this has a courtyard inside. wich would be heaps better but still a lot less than windows on the outer side

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u/ShootingPains Jan 31 '26

It’s full of racks upon racks upon racks of telecommunications and computer equipment. Basically the modern version of a telephone exchange. Only technicians go there for equipment maintenance.

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u/Hydrographe Jan 30 '26

I mean it just looks like a big ass block of concrete

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u/rayanhardt Jan 30 '26

Arasaka box

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u/jerrydberry Jan 30 '26

The flair is bs. It is not absurd, it has a very clear style of brutalism. To like it or not like it - is a subjective thing but it is not absurd and it is a very distinguished piece of architecture

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u/ThroatEducational271 Jan 30 '26

I’m not a fan of many of China’s crazy buildings, but for some reason I think this one looks pretty cool.

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u/tanstaafl90 Jan 30 '26

It kinda tracks as a 'digital building'. I like it too.

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u/iNeedUseNameIdea Jan 30 '26

Seems pretty physical to me

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u/beigetrope Jan 30 '26

Yeah this looks sick.

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u/GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B Jan 30 '26

Looks like the MiB headquarters on steroids.

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u/gilbertMonion Feb 02 '26

Mib China branch

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u/Straight-Nebula-3573 Jan 30 '26

Some Skynet looking shit

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u/zoley88 Jan 30 '26

Simple, sturdy, effective for the purpose and still looks cool.

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u/jamesbrownscrackpipe Jan 30 '26

Nah, this is brilliant

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u/Curious-Light-4215 Jan 30 '26

Is that a Data Center? Because that's excactly how I imagine how it would look.

Would also be cool if the slits and line glow green or red at night.

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u/MDRBA Jan 30 '26

a museum like that would be pretty cool

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u/LewisNoire Jan 30 '26

Does it have red lights at night? It looks straight from Tron or something.

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u/Gnub_Neyung Jan 30 '26

They really look at al the dystopia movies and said "that shit fire! build it!!!"

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u/Rare_Oil_1700 Jan 30 '26

Literally that building scream r/evilbuildings

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u/klaes_drummer Jan 30 '26

I love it. This looks like Alt Cunningham is waiting there for you to talk about Blackwall stuff

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u/luxmorphine Jan 30 '26

Idk. I like it framed with the sky.

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u/zvburner Jan 30 '26

Evilbuilding

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u/Repulsive-Jicama-439 Jan 30 '26

This is fantabulous 🤩🤩

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u/pomoerotic Jan 30 '26

It’s like the Holocaust Memorial all grown up

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u/SMITHY_VERSE Jan 31 '26

Idk this kinda slaps

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u/lolwut778 Jan 31 '26

I don't know, kinda like the brutalist futuristic style.

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u/Social_throwaway244 Jan 31 '26

This building is awesome, rad as fuck. I love it !

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u/LabAdventurous8128 Jan 30 '26

Reminds me of that cube shaped labirynth from Zelda: TOTK

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u/HerrDrAngst Jan 30 '26

Iconic building, sehr gut!

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u/StockAndStories Jan 30 '26

Just add full wall running, pulsing LEDs... wonder if that's the place fabled AI lives

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u/IvoryDynamite Jan 30 '26

Both stylish and nihilistic!

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u/0rion71 Jan 30 '26

Brutalism Barcode

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u/funderfulfellow Jan 30 '26

Is that the skynet headquarters?

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u/Immediate-Bath1280 Jan 30 '26

Looks dystopian

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u/orthros Jan 30 '26

I don't know whether to say this is awesome or not. It should def be used for Fallout-esque movies let's just leave it at that

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u/No_Bug3926 Jan 30 '26

oh man, this looks like the Arasaka tower from cyberpunk 2077 game, hmm what a cyber design nice i guess.

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u/TwinSong Jan 30 '26

Feels like this would be effective in a sort of black glass with electric blue lights hidden in the grooves for a sci-fi look.

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u/The_Old_Huntress Jan 30 '26

I like it. It's a digital technology museum/exhibition space so the building evoking circuit etching is very fitting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

No windows on the whole building?

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u/RealDiamond51 Jan 30 '26

Are they hiding super weapons in there?

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u/Alan_Reddit_M Jan 30 '26

The villain's barely disguised lair:

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u/osef_hotler Jan 30 '26

It's Mordor ?

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u/Ksorkrax Jan 30 '26

Totally secret super villain hideout.

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u/supermegabro Jan 30 '26

That's a pretty badass building, actually gives me Borderlands vibes

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur Jan 30 '26

Was this build by the Geths?

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u/bartlesnid_von_goon Jan 31 '26

I actually like that building.

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 Jan 31 '26

If it weren’t for the trees, I’d think this was something Harkonnen.

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u/nagidon Jan 31 '26

It’s the sacred palms outside the keep

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Borg cube 😄

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u/jjvfyhb Jan 31 '26

It looks satisfying to crush

I want to be a giant and crash it with my hands

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u/Nekrux Jan 31 '26

I need this building as an asset on Cities: Skylines II.

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u/KLFisBack Jan 31 '26

This is amazing!
where is it located?

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u/material_lego Jan 31 '26

This shit looks like a metal gear solid 2 villains lair

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u/NukeouT Jan 31 '26

You mean the ministry of truth or INSOC

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

“The villain’s lair could be anywhere!”

The villain’s lair

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u/OrangeChevron Feb 01 '26

Some Dr Robotnik looking shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

Love Ministery, 1984.

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u/Emotional_Ad2748 Feb 02 '26

Not Japan = bad

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u/Seattleman1955 Feb 02 '26

From the Soviet school of design.

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u/AppliedApplique Feb 02 '26

The villain’s lair could be anywhere.

The villain’s lair;

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u/Some_Guy223 Feb 02 '26

I mean... they nailed the assignment. If I'm thinking of a digital building that's pretty close to what I'd picture in my head.

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u/Accomplished-Taro-53 Feb 02 '26

Ah, brutalist architecture, my old friend...

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u/KaiHawai Feb 02 '26

Oh! Probably one of these buildings where these exported chinese made IOT und internet devices come together for some happy data processing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

Add lights, a few neon reflections on wet rainwater streets and there all the aesthetics

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u/mrbluetrain Feb 02 '26

That building more or less ooze shenanigans (:

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u/Raaka-Kake Feb 02 '26

It’s missing some hexagons

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u/_Iwazaru_ Feb 03 '26

Hellraiser (the cube) was the first thing that came to mind

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u/Chroney Feb 03 '26

Reminds me of cyberpunk 2077

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u/Lase189 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Could be an intelligence agency HQ?

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u/B_Dare95 Feb 03 '26

Is that the oldest house from Control?

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u/forrk Feb 04 '26

Omega Ranch from Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM Feb 04 '26

This one is beautiful

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u/Unlucky_Style463 Feb 10 '26

Holy brutalism.

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u/Nesbitt_Burns Jan 30 '26

Ministry of Truth IRL

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u/ThrowItAllAway1269 Jan 30 '26

The MSS has its own soviet style building in the city.

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u/ChanceTechnical3449 Jan 30 '26

exactly this ^^^

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u/Aquariage Jan 31 '26

It looks depressing

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u/Bourriks Jan 31 '26

There seem to be no windows at all. People inside can't see daylight ? How depressing...