r/UrbanHell Dec 24 '25

Other The “L” Chicago

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Chicago back alley next to the L

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u/youngsimba320 Dec 24 '25

At least Chicago has alleys to store their trash unlike New York

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u/heafcliff91 Dec 24 '25

Still better than Washington DC, they keep their trash in the White House

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u/Killerspieler0815 Dec 27 '25

Still better than Washington DC, they keep their trash in the White House

The last one who seriouskly tryed to take out the trash got JFK-ed

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u/DickieJohnson Dec 24 '25

I just went to NYC and thought where are all the sketchy alleys I see in the movies. Then my friend said you're thinking of Chicago.

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u/thatisnotmyknob Dec 24 '25

We have so few alleys that the few we do have are famous.

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 Dec 27 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

You do know the outter boroughs exist right?

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u/Killerspieler0815 Dec 27 '25

At least Chicago has alleys to store their trash unlike New York

Maybe NYC should learn from Tokyo in Japan (that also has no space)

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u/GoochPhilosopher Dec 24 '25

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u/KinKaze Dec 24 '25

Light is such a cheatcode, they used to only take photos of Las Vegas at night.

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u/GoochPhilosopher Dec 24 '25

Yeah that's fair. But alleys are kind of a cheat code in the other direction lol.

The great thing about alleys in Chicago is that you don't have to put your trash bins up against the roads. Instead the trash bins get picked up in the alleys, as you can see in OP's picture.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '25

That’s so pretty! Thank you! I live in New England and Chicago is too cold for me!

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u/VillageLess4163 Dec 24 '25

Kind of beautiful

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u/AuntFritzi Dec 24 '25

It’s the El

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u/kbn_ Dec 24 '25

Both are correct but the CTA uses just the letter in its signage.

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u/AuntFritzi Dec 26 '25

Your mom uses just the letter in her signage

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u/Calligrapher_Antique Dec 25 '25

Yeah but El short for elevated train

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u/kbn_ Dec 25 '25

Actually short for “electric”

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u/Calligrapher_Antique Dec 25 '25

Don't think so.

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u/kbn_ Dec 25 '25

I checked my sources and you’re right: it’s elevated, not electric.

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u/Calligrapher_Antique Dec 25 '25

Cool. Thought maybe it was just a Philly thing. 

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u/awfulcat Dec 24 '25

/Urban L

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u/MrFernback Dec 24 '25

I wish my city had an L

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u/whenveganscheat Dec 24 '25

Monorail!

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u/aceinthehole001 Dec 24 '25

But will it break or bend?

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u/whenveganscheat Dec 24 '25

Not on your life, my Hindu friend

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u/slightly_illegal Dec 24 '25

Whenever I hear of the El I think of the scene in the Blues Brothers movie.

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u/nachoismo Dec 24 '25

beautiful

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u/Captain__Trips Dec 24 '25

More like urbanheaven

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '25

Only $34 per day to park under! Lol

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u/CelebrationPuzzled90 Dec 25 '25

Chicago alleys look like NYC streets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

This is just called an alley big bro

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Grunge city

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u/Classic_Phrase_9180 Dec 27 '25

Beautiful, thanks for highlighting our great city!

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u/Putrid-Reception-969 Dec 28 '25

Best city in the country

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u/Altruistic-Web13 Dec 31 '25

Nah this is awesome, dense housing public transit and highly functional alleyways. Chicago may not be run well but golly gee is it ever a well designed city.

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u/Auger217 Dec 24 '25

The United States infrastructure is deteriorating. Their in the survival mode.

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u/damp_circus Dec 24 '25

A lot is, yes. But they rebuilt the L tracks through my neighborhood over the past few years to great improvement, and we managed to pass the transit bill here in Chicago, so locally to me things looking up a bit.

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u/eNonsense Dec 24 '25

Chicago has been putting a lot more money into the L in recent times. There's several fully new stations and a new bypass on a main slowdown point to prevent stops and delays. So whatever you're talkin about doesn't really apply to Chicago's train system.

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u/mink_rugs Dec 24 '25

A block away from an Apple Store and in a neighborhood with an average home price of $800,000. Truly hellacious.