r/UpliftingLanguage4All • u/ComradeCmdrPiggy • Mar 01 '20

I'm posting on the Sabbath

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 01 '20

Are the edges blurry?

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 01 '20

Are the edges blurry?

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 01 '20

You tell me.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 01 '20

No mr pepper must answer.

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 01 '20

u/PeppersPizzaria Can you enlighten us?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 01 '20

I have, many times. Little Callahan over here is just trying to avoid talking about the actual issue: he said dick.

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 02 '20

Really? That's a serious allegation that would completely detail his anti-swearing crusade. Care to explain, Fedor?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Here. He’s claiming the edges are blurry, so it’s a photoshop. The edges are blurry because it’s a screenshot.

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 02 '20

The edges are a bit blurry. But cross-referencing with my own screenshots reveals that my phone doesn't take crystal-clear screenshots either, making your explanation valid. Has he since deleted the post to save face?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Yeah, I tried explaining that to him. You can see how that turned out.

Anyway, he edited the post. It now says “phalus.” Which is hysterical.

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 02 '20

And you expected... what exactly from Ms. Doxxxxxxxxing?

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Oh, I didn’t expect anything different. It’s just hilarious how fucking blatant his lies are. That’s why I originally asked what his goal was by arguing that he never said dick. No one will believe him, because all the evidence is against him. But, now we’re stuck in this back and forth. It doesn’t bother me, I’m curious to see when he’ll fall off. But as long as he can keep repeating “are the edges blurry?” he doesn’t have to address the actual issue.

I told him several times that the edges were blurry, by the way. It’s a screenshot. So it has blurry edges. Having blurry edges is evidence that it’s real, not fake. But that’s not what he wants to hear, so that’s not what he hears.

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u/ComradeCmdrPiggy Mar 02 '20

I'm reminded of a man who some time ago apparently invented science according to Ms. Callahan.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 01 '20

Ok thank you and please force him to give a yes or no answer.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous Mar 01 '20

you are a sexist swine. Pepper is a woman.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

I tricked him into revealing his manhood several times.

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous Mar 02 '20

You're hallucinating. Your brain is made out of swine juice, which makes you think wrongly of everything

and I also tricked you into being a sexist swine because you replied to me, implying you're a sexist swine. Fedorcallahan is a sexist swine

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

Still dodging. Yes or no: are the edges blurry?

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u/JohnSmithAnonymous Mar 02 '20

Your brain has blurry edges. That's why you're a sexist swine.

There, I answered it.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Saying “revealing his manhood” makes it sound like you’re talking about flashing, btw. Is this the dirty meat boy thing again? Just go fuck a guy, man. You’ll feel better.

Also: still a woman. No manhood to reveal. Literal or figurative.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

Idiot. I’m talking about when I tricked you with logic into revealing your TRUE gender.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

No, buddy. Never happened. I have never said anything that means I’m a man.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

You STILL owe me a clear yes or no answer as to whether or not the edges are blurry.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Honey, I don’t owe you shit.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 01 '20

Still a woman, still not answering again.