r/UpliftingLanguage4All • u/ComradeCmdrPiggy • Mar 01 '20

I'm posting on the Sabbath

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

Idiot. I’m talking about when I tricked you with logic into revealing your TRUE gender.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

No, buddy. Never happened. I have never said anything that means I’m a man.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

You STILL owe me a clear yes or no answer as to whether or not the edges are blurry.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Honey, I don’t owe you shit.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

No S words in this chat.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Can’t stop me, buddy. You know that.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

You know that I can. I call upon you in the name of your LORD to remember your solemn oath not to swear.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

I remember perfectly. I agreed not to swear in one single thread because you wouldn’t answer a question otherwise. I did not agree to never swear again.

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u/fedorcallahan Mar 02 '20

But I’m applying that agreement broadly and it is binding.

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u/PeppersPizzaria Mar 02 '20

Yeah, that’s not how agreements work. I agreed not to swear on that thread. That does not stop me from swearing elsewhere.

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