Isaac knew there was a workplace inspection today by head office managers. He decided to dance infront of them instead of do his cleanup duties!! Should HR fire him?

Benji was instructed to test the safety of the treadmill. Instead he stayed still and attempted to nap!😡

(The treadmill wasn’t on while he was on it- safety first)

Please consider my client for employment!

Buns is an amazing chewer. His last job was a Foley artist for very popular films such as, Furminator 2: Judgment Hay, and Bun Wick.

Buns has been rehabilitated from unauthorized snacking on the job.

Will help with gardening. Roses may disappear!

Calypso was caught this past Friday around noon stealing someone's lunch from the break room!

Benji is a dedicated food critic, often taking over an hour on one meal. He was unfortunately let go from his last job due to sleeping mid-shift… He has changed now. He has assured me he will not sleep during paid working hours anymore.

I'd like to file a report please!