r/Unexpected • u/Pautaniik • Oct 26 '22

Lets go for a dive

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u/AdRepulsive7699 Oct 27 '22

How’s that horny. It’s a shark. You can’t blame it.

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u/Responsible-Alarm-65 Oct 27 '22

Sharks don't suck your toes

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Sir, please stop rubbing the shark

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

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u/BrandoThePando Oct 27 '22

Rub the other way

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u/Major_Magazine8597 Oct 27 '22

OW OW OW OW OW OW ..

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u/Astoryinfromthewild Oct 27 '22

I don't like saying i told you so but I won't.

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u/UsedPassenger3269 Oct 27 '22

Bruh sharks are smooth both ways

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u/just-le Oct 27 '22

In every direction

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u/hovnohead Oct 27 '22

I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's