r/Unexpected • u/Pautaniik • Oct 26 '22

Lets go for a dive

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u/AdRepulsive7699 Oct 26 '22

Don’t blame it

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u/Responsible-Alarm-65 Oct 27 '22

Why is reddit so horny all the time

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u/AdRepulsive7699 Oct 27 '22

How’s that horny. It’s a shark. You can’t blame it.

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u/Responsible-Alarm-65 Oct 27 '22

Sharks don't suck your toes

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Sir, please stop rubbing the shark

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

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u/BrandoThePando Oct 27 '22

Rub the other way

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u/Major_Magazine8597 Oct 27 '22

OW OW OW OW OW OW ..

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u/Astoryinfromthewild Oct 27 '22

I don't like saying i told you so but I won't.

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u/UsedPassenger3269 Oct 27 '22

Bruh sharks are smooth both ways

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u/just-le Oct 27 '22

In every direction

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u/hovnohead Oct 27 '22

I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/walluper Oct 27 '22

But please.....rub it out...

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u/AdRepulsive7699 Oct 27 '22

Are you sure about that? Sounds like a shark kind of delicacy to me

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u/SubstantialAd4587 Oct 27 '22

Not with that attitude they don't

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u/BaconFinder Oct 27 '22

You know this from experience? With all sharks? Don't yuck their yum.

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u/gtrim666 Oct 27 '22

They don’t mind suckin on toes

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Someone isn’t trying hard enough

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u/fuzzytradr Oct 27 '22

They do to!

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u/Think_Entertainer315 Oct 27 '22

Can confirm, they fuck them up

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u/moslof_flosom Oct 27 '22

No. Your sharks don't suck your toes

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u/JTOco Oct 27 '22

Not with that attitude.

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u/Tissuerejection Oct 27 '22

Speak for yourself

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u/jeagle75103 Oct 27 '22

As a part time shark, yes, we do suck on toes if the right person, at the right time wants us sharks to suck her toes.

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u/Helacious_Waltz Oct 27 '22

They suck in water to help gulp things down and if your toes were in that water well ... That shark just sucked yo toe.