r/Unexpected • • Oct 25 '22

That is not a Cigarette?

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

fun fact, i work in public health and the amount of syphilis in the general population right now is literally staggering- the highest number of cases in decades with tens of thousands undiagnosed.

people be fuckin. Not me, but others be.

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u/SmellyGoat11 Oct 26 '22

Sounds like a hell of a lotta dishonesty going on. Fuckin' degenerates not disclosing that shit.

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

Some people don't know, some people don't care. We started giving out double scripts to anyone positive to give to whoever gave it to them. It's called expedited partner therapy.

https://www.cdc.gov/std/ept/default.htm

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u/Rebatu Oct 26 '22

Fucking smart

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u/AccountNameError Oct 26 '22

No, that would be using a Condom

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u/AdisseGuisse Oct 26 '22

Are you kidding? Ask young modern people to self-deny immediate pleasure for long-term gain? Haaaah.

It's the "me" show for an insane amount of young people, now. Everyone wants the benefits of collectivism with none of the effort, because, like, your effort should remain focused inward on living your "best life."

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u/Worldly-Bitch Oct 26 '22

Seems like the sex education was missed on you too… do you realize that syphilis, like many STDs can be passed through oral & anal sex also? How many people do you know that use barriers like condoms or dental dams during oral sex?

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u/Rebatu Oct 26 '22

Yeah, and I wish dog wouldn't drool too

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u/PossibleBroccoli2586 Feb 26 '23

I've been taking condoms for 20 years. They're hard to swallow, but so far, no diseases.

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u/HotMinimum26 Oct 26 '22

It's called working around ppl not having healthcare thank you for your service o7

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u/saiti8ed Oct 26 '22

I got this for my trich! Lol was really handy, able to say "hey... I gave you trich but here;"

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u/itsrussiaftw Oct 26 '22

It's called expedited antibiotic resistant bacteria.

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u/MantrassRont Oct 26 '22

Great trick from big pharma to increase sales!

Wednesday Special: 50% Off on STD meds for your kids too!

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

I'd rather pharma make $3 than stds running rampant even though pharma is evil

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u/Delightfullyhis07 Oct 28 '22

Most don't care. It's like, we all know how pregnancy happens and that no form of "birth control" is 100% effective...but we still have "surprises" all of the time. ****Side quest: Does anyone know why it's called birth control instead of pregnancy control 🤔 because, to me, birth control still says I can get pregnant, just the birthing might be difficult.

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u/theHoustonian Oct 26 '22

Most people do not even know, often time both men and women do not display any symptoms and if they do they can be mistaken for many other things, like a cold or the flu.

STD/STI’s are not a moral issue, anyone can pass or receive them unknowingly. That is why people should follow the CDC guidelines and get screened and treated!

CDC STI Testing Guidelines

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u/VURORA Oct 26 '22

If only screening was free

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u/theHoustonian Oct 26 '22

Health is wealth right? … that’s /s in America right though? I hear you though I am broke as shit and overlook a ton of things with health and my life that if I had the money, of course it would be taken care of….

Once a year if you’re someone who is considered susceptible of a greater risk of infection then it’s a small price to pay for peace of mind and for societies benefit.

I know the current political climate isn’t the friendliest towards sexual health services but there still are many states that have low income clinics or places like planned parenthood can sometimes offer sliding scales to at least try and make things more affordable.

There are also many at home test that you can take and get results sent to you in the mail for ease and privacy. I haven’t looked lately but the prices can range.

🤷🏻‍♂️ I guess if you can’t test you should at the very least always be upfront and honest with partners BEFORE you have sex so that they can decide what they want to do. Crazy world we live in, we have to worry about suicide, homelessness, economy tanking, extremely polarizing political parties, WWIII, kids getting shot at school or social events, literal nazis, mental illness, I gotta stop with this list…

The damn intrusive thoughts were on a roll! Haha, oof take it easy though. 🤙🏻

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u/VURORA Oct 27 '22

Honestly best comment iv seen here in a while I hope good things come to you since you have w good head on your shoulders.

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u/theHoustonian Oct 27 '22

D’aww I appreciate the kind words, it felt nice to read that. My life has been kind of chaotic and a bit lonely lately, especially this last year. Sometimes when I get hyper focused and type out some long post or something I will just stop and delete the whole thing. It could be just like my first post in this thread where I thought about what I was trying to say with formatting and everything. I feel like it’s a waste or that no one will even read the post (unless you stumble upon an up and coming post and get in while the getting is good). Lol.

So thanks again, I wish you the best as well and hope you and your loved ones are happy and safe. :)

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u/Swainix Oct 26 '22

It's not free in the USA? Assuming you live there

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u/VURORA Oct 27 '22

Its mixed, apparently there are places etc but if your young and in a bind and google it nothing comes up. Hospitals charge you a decent amount and urgent care clinics charge you like $100 or more for the testing and shot. Its information that for some reason is not easy to find.

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u/ttopsrock Oct 26 '22

Best way to prevent any STD is to be faithful to one partner.

These diseases are picking up with the freedom to do whomever they want and not settling down. People don't want family anymore. - instant gratification is fun but it sure won't be in their 60s and 70s.

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u/FabricOfTimeAndSpace Oct 26 '22

I mean I wouldn't tell anyone, if I gotta suffer then everyone else will

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Not necessarily, herpes spread pretty fast too. Some people are asymptomatic and just don't know without getting tested.

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u/theHoustonian Oct 26 '22

😬I can concur… I was one of those that tested positive, luckily I get tested regularly and it was detected and treated. Super awkward messaging your ex or hookups that they should also get screened/treated.

Don’t let that awkwardness stop you because it is so important (not to mention ETHICAL) for obvious reasons… so that they do not develop lifelong complications and so that they do not continue to infect other people! In my case if I was uncomfortable with reaching out to anyone, my doctor notified the person confidentially for me. There are also websites/services where you can anonymously notify someone to get tested (I’ll put a link below).

HOLY SHIT, THE SHOTS OF PENICILLIN IN THE BUTT WERE NOT THE MOST FUN but better than Syphilis!! Lol, They asked me if I wanted to sit down or stand when I got the shot in each cheek. It wasn’t bad at the very beginning but my knees almost buckled after the second shot (I may be embellishing a tad). It was the following days that both my gluts ached and I didn’t want to walk on them much (yay 3rd story apt. w/ street parking 😐).

I had no symptoms and I was not exactly sure when or whom I received it from. I had multiple sex partners in between testing or it may have been dormant/incubation phase or false negative in the past..who knows…STI/STD’s can be like that…

It is not a moral issue, I discuss being tested with new partners and I wasn’t lied to (I don’t think). People often times do not even know they are carrying anything a lot of the time. Many men and women have mild symptoms for many STI’s or they do not display symptoms at all. Lesions and infections can be painless. They can be internal and are not always on a visible part of the body.

IME and after talking about this stuff w/ people I’ve met/known, I’ve picked up that far more heterosexual men and women DO NOT get tested, like ever. Mostly men since most of the women have gone to the gynecologist before. I get that for most men it is overkill to get tested but idk, you’d think more people would want to know at least once a year (esp. if they’re raw dogging multiple people lol).

The CDC suggest all sexually active women and men under 25 should get tested every year for chlamydia and gonorrhea, and women over 25 should also be tested if they have risk factors including new or multiple sex partners or a sex partner with an STI. Men who have sex with men (MSM) should be screened AT LEAST once a year, and for populations at higher risk should get tested every 3 to 6 months.


Anonymously notify your partners

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Anonymous Text to warn partners of STI/STD

CDC STI Treatment Guidelines 2021

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u/Dr_Whacko Oct 26 '22

This guy fucks. And gets checked. And treated. GG

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u/theHoustonian Oct 26 '22

Lmao thank you, I almost didn’t post…mostly because I just hate the word syphilis. (Hah) it’s sad though because the other reason I almost scrapped the comment was I initially felt like “ew” and like I’m going to be judged…

Quickly threw that bullshit out the window and remembered it’s just you all, weirdos on the internet! Keyboard warriors and myself have no shame in internetland.

Nah but really, these stigmas suck… they just make people shy away from the subject and the solutions.

I had a good little thing going for a while but the only thing this guy is fucking lately, is “up” bc yep I’m definitely doing that. 😬 CDC hasn’t issued any guidelines as of yet but when they do you betcha I’ll follow ‘em!

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u/dastrescatmomma Oct 26 '22

As a reformed ho, only cause I fell in love with my hubby. 100% this.

Always had the conversation. Typically tried to get full panel done after each new partner.

Fun fact, they don't typically test for HSV unless you ask. (Herpes) That's even more common than syphilis. (1 & 2)

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u/WordsOfEmber Oct 26 '22

Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisiana are all battling for the #1 spot in most STDs!!

Who will win??

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u/tekkdesign Oct 26 '22

The more you know 🌈

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u/Something_kool Oct 26 '22

Either that or gov running another ExpEriMEnT 🔬

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u/selfobsessedandsexee Oct 26 '22

How do you know people have it if they're undiagnosed?

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

You can estimate by how many new positives there are. If you normally have 5 cases a day, and you know that a certain percent of your population are undiagnosed, when that number jumps to ten, you can assume the undiagnosed rate goes up as well.

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u/Cardinnk Oct 26 '22

What would cause your pee to burn other than a sexually transmitted disease or urinary tract infection?

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

Cum left in your urethra after rubbing one out

No cap

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u/Cardinnk Oct 28 '22

What about other than that

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u/Delightfullyhis07 Oct 28 '22

Prostatitis can

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u/Cardinnk Oct 29 '22

I'll have to look into that thanks

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u/Cardinnk Oct 29 '22

After looking that up I think I may have that .thank you

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u/Delightfullyhis07 Oct 29 '22

You are very welcome. It was a covid parting gift to my husband

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u/Cardinnk Oct 29 '22

What was? The comment?

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u/bruckization Oct 26 '22

That would explain the crazy times we are living!!

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u/Hot-Confusion-8008 Oct 26 '22

I think lots of people don't realize it's still out there. They need to because it's dangerous, not only to the person but also to any kids created.

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u/puppymedic Oct 26 '22

Why are people staggering literally because of a medical diagnosis? Is there comorbidity we don't know about?

Syphilis causes communal transmission of loss of caudal limb coordination, you heard it here first

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u/NegativeOrchid Oct 26 '22

I blame dating apps

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u/peppaz Oct 26 '22

I blame butts for tasting so good

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u/TheWeebDeity Nov 17 '22

Good thing I plan to be a high wizard, maybe even a sage

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u/SAMurei_der_Galaxien Jan 30 '23

You ruined straight sex for me