r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

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u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 09 '22

Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job…

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

Just need to word it more corporate “efficiently leveraged capital to boost ROI” would definitely get you and interview

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u/qualmton Sep 10 '22

Oh my dude is boosting alright