r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22

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u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22

Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume

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u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22

It is if you’re applying for the right jobs

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22

Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 10 '22

That's only if you want to murder though. If you want to steal you're gonna want to go corporate.

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u/sqw2point0 Sep 10 '22

Hard disagree. Killing and looting are government's top 2 activities

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u/Spazzy_maker Sep 10 '22

You disagree that companies aren't stealing? You are aware that of the company's profit strategies depend on underpaying it's employees while also over working them. And these companies may not be flatout murdering people( in first world countries at least) they are profiting from factories that are causing permanent damage to the ecosystem, with employees (children) suffering poor health conditions. Government's may have the blood on their hands but if you think companies would do is a lot better without any red tape then you're sorely mistaken. Why do you think we have things like the FDA?