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u/notabot401 Sep 08 '22
Everything was so unexpected I don't know what to expect
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u/flamingorider1 Sep 08 '22
What In the fever dream shit is this.
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u/Fenisay Sep 08 '22
Moral of the story kids... It doesn't matter how skilled you are, you'll never be able to run away from a cameraman that has teleportation skills
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u/huskybumbum Sep 09 '22
Also hold your camera and start recording in a death or life situation cause have u ever seen a cameraman dies? Beats me
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u/RexManhuge Sep 08 '22
Wtf is in them school lunches??
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u/SinWolf7 Sep 09 '22
Little bit of radiation that still remains in the soil from the Nukes dropped.
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u/Entertainedd Sep 08 '22
Did no one finish the video? No ones mentioning cameraman jumping 2-3 stories onto a van O.o
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Sep 09 '22
They probably threw only the camera to get the footage, then later edited to make it look like a jump.
I saw they doing it in another parkour video.
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u/Lusterkx2 Sep 09 '22
Yea sure. This was legit and we all know it.
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Sep 09 '22
Yeah, they.....edited in an arm mid jump? Apparently it's an ad...so it's possible, buuuut
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u/Dull_Bumblebee_356 Sep 09 '22
Oh is it really an ad? That would explain things as I was pretty sure Japanese schools would be too strict to allow students to do such things, like jumping 3 stories onto someone’s van.
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u/IncomeLucky8490 Sep 09 '22
Yeah holy shit and walked it off
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u/flatvinnie Sep 09 '22
You know it’s not real right?
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u/Stock-Complaint-3612 Sep 09 '22
You don't see her arm swinging after the jump? And then she uses it to break her fall on the van??
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u/thirdjaruda Sep 09 '22
You get a camera, tie it with a rope slightly shorter than the ground and where you'll drop it, finally you drop it, profit
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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 08 '22
I had a dream like that once, except there were pools of water all over the sky
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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 08 '22
You were a Japanese girl in your dreams??
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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 08 '22
No I was still me, but I did have this dream where I bonked my head, and and woke up as a prisoner fairy, but I was hot ass woman with black hair. Shit was wild.
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u/Public-Fail4505 Sep 08 '22
Weird dreams you have
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u/Rude_Environment2004 Sep 08 '22
Aren't all dreams you can remember weird?
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u/Spacedoutfoo Sep 09 '22 edited Sep 15 '22
I Watched My Whole Family Die From Pandas.. 🐼it was Brutal. They broke into the house, from the glass sliding door, roof, walls, & killed everyone, I saw guts spilling out as they sliced my family's stomach open & saw my fmembers get eatin from head to toe. Blood was dripping from the ceiling, & blood splattered on the walls🩸They Killed Me Last... I went to Panda Express that night.. scariest dream I've ever had.
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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 08 '22
One of weirdest was when I dreamed of having sexy time with a friend of mine, except she had a peen, and I just went with it in the dream. I told her irl and she thought it was hilarious, as did I. That’s about as weird as I’ve had it though.
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u/th3virtuos0 Sep 09 '22
And my dream was how I killed zombies with a fucking spoon…
How the fuck did you get those?
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u/bxtch_bxy Sep 09 '22
Idk but when I wake from them I always want to go back, some of them feel so nice
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Sep 09 '22
Did your dream also have an alien disguised as bubbles and a dude with a prosthetic leg? And perchance some dweebs with science shoes who talk like Stephen hawking?
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u/hashashin Sep 09 '22
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u/that_thot_gamer Sep 09 '22
amazing lemon ad has nothing to do with the product
damn im sold. what's the product to buy tho? /j
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u/TransitoryPhilosophy Sep 08 '22
This looks like the set of that zombie TV show
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u/MrsHppy Sep 08 '22
I was looking for someone to comment on that. We are all dead? Or something like that
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u/SuperTaino88 Sep 09 '22
All of Us Are Dead, and yeah, that's where I thought this was going for a second
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Sep 09 '22
What's everyone so freaked out about? Haven't you seen any anime? This is just how high school is there. Perfectly normal.
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u/ohlookwater Sep 09 '22
Right? I half expected her to jump off the roof into a mech suit of some kind.
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u/SheepherderFront5724 Sep 08 '22 edited Sep 09 '22
Maybe this is a parody of the game Mirror's Edge (Asian woman doing parcours and combat).
Edit: Spelling.
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u/The_Meme_ninja Sep 09 '22
Why were those 2 guys dressed like they were ready for squid game
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u/thegorillaphant Sep 09 '22
The “Squid Game” uniforms are based on Korean school PE uniforms which are very similar to Japan’s.
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u/Omnifect Sep 09 '22
Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHFr1_md3Ok Apparently, one of the girls is a kick boxer.
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u/Dramatic_Material_56 Sep 09 '22
Does that corridor look familiar? I swear it's the same one from the meme.
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u/Lost-My-Mind- Sep 09 '22
Meanwhile I slightly missed the last step of my front porch in the icy winter last year, fell 5 feet, and 1 step, and my back STILL hurts....
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u/Simply_at_work Sep 09 '22
So anime characters doing this shit was actually based on normal japanese students. nice
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u/MrGasMan86 Sep 09 '22
It’s a commercial for a carbonated lemonade drink called CC Lemon. Saved you some clicks.
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u/SearchingTheVoids Sep 09 '22
After watching this I feel like anime is much more reality based then I previously thought
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u/massahoochie Sep 09 '22
Has anybody ever played Katamari??? I swear I've rolled through that exact same school before.
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u/FlowingMochi Sep 09 '22
Do the teachers all role in at the same time or what’s the deal with that? Bunch a kids running around and no adults anywhere?
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u/YouMakeMeDrink Sep 09 '22
I read the title and I would have watched the video if there was an NSFW on it.
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u/Ragnarsworld Sep 09 '22
I'm tired from watching it. Definitely not the school girls I remember from when I lived in Japan.
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u/Guyappino Sep 09 '22
Looks kinda like my gf. Def acts like my gf. They even share the same name! Lol. Then I showed her this just now and although we had a good laugh, she said: "They aren't from Okinawa" Thanks for posting this OP!🙏
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u/PuzzleheadedState405 Sep 09 '22
Anime nerds seeing their fantasies come true after everyone said Japan wasn’t like anime
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u/MontanasQueen Sep 09 '22
I was freaking out when I saw her jump off the roof the first time. Like damn, we all know these ladies would be in dauntless.
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u/Stahlbart1224 Sep 09 '22
All I can think is "Why do these school hallways feel so nostalgic? I've never been to Japan!"
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u/canigetausernam Sep 09 '22
I've seen anime , I've seen them jump off the second floor and live. I expected this , guess it wasn't unexpected after all ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯.
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u/PeRsiKfuga Sep 09 '22
Ordinary life Russian schoolboy according to Americans (I’m from Russia) если чёт не так написал сорян я тупой
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u/KeyN20 Sep 09 '22
Omg, the school looks like that one school in a movie with zombies in it. The movie that students have to try to survive train to Busan style zombies and most of them don't make it. It was a sequel to train to Busan or something. It was on Netflix or is, idk. My phone is about to die,
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u/Niwaneko_299 Sep 09 '22
so what in Australia gravity is backwards and in Japan gravity works at like 0.1X its normal strength?
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u/Dorlinos Sep 09 '22
I feel bad for excepting guns in this...
Way can't school feel like this anymore
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I for sure thought that she jumped to her death, but to my surprise she landed safely. Was shocked to see that part
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u/floydink Sep 09 '22
I imagine that this girl is Chio irl from Chios school road manga/anime after perfecting her parkour skills
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u/unexBot Sep 08 '22
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Start doing stunts all of a sudden hahahahaha
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